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136KiB, 350x336, machamp wtf r u doing.jpg

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 11:57:19 No.22745983 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22746250 >>22746268 >>22746326 >>22746383 >>22746408 >>22746799 >>22750874

>destroy kyogre with dynamic hax machamp
>machamp left with 29 hp
>opponent sends dragonite
>well, champ's not gonna be able to do anything now
>switch out machamp
>dragonite used DDance
>FUCK.pdf
>lose

how do i git gud at predicting /vp/?

pic semi related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:00:57 No.22746231 Report

Quoted By: >>22746237 >>22746253 >>22748768

Why is Machamp fucking Tauros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:02:49 No.22746237 Report

Quoted By: >>22746253 >>22746267 >>22746523

>>22746231
Why is Tauros so happy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:06:01 No.22746250 Report

Quoted By: >>22746253 >>22746324 >>22746588

>>22745983
When a pokemon's completely fucked like that I usually keep them in. You should have dynamic punched his ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:07:53 No.22746253 Report

Quoted By: >>22746588 >>22747152

>>22746231
>>22746237
>>22746250
Can we please not sexualise Machamp?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:13:05 No.22746267 Report

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>>22746237
Would you not be happy to be fucked by the Champ around all your friends?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:13:05 No.22746268 Report

Quoted By: >>22746324 >>22746326

>>22745983
Dragonite has no good physical flying type attacks,And it's only good flying attack is Hurricane.

You deserved to lose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:23:08 No.22746324 Report

Quoted By: >>22746797 >>22747283

>>22746250
>>22746268
I know. I never regretted so much in my life.
I could have used any of my 4 moves to at least cripple it

>Dynamic Punch for confusion hax esp since DDance boosts attack
>Stone Edge for SE
>Ice Punch for 2x SE
>Knock Off for crippling the item use

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:23:27 No.22746326 Report

Quoted By: >>22746332

>>22745983
>>22746268
No, you deserve to lose for using Machamp in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:24:37 No.22746332 Report

Quoted By: >>22746994

>>22746326
>muh smogon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:33:43 No.22746383 Report

Quoted By: >>22746554

>>22745983
More pictures like this one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:36:18 No.22746408 Report

Quoted By: >>22746422 >>22746493 >>22746597

>>22745983
You never give any Dragonite a free first turn, you deserved to get sweeped.

What you should have done was using dynamipunch to remove its multiscale (never use SE attacks against a Dragonite with full health unless you want to give it a +2 to its offenses) and then revengekill it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:39:02 No.22746422 Report

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>>22746408
This except with the word "swept" because "sweeped" makes you sound like a fucking retarded person

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:50:22 No.22746493 Report

Quoted By: >>22746597

>>22746408
Fuck. I also forgot it almost always carries weakness policy. Thanks. That was very informative

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 13:56:36 No.22746523 Report

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>>22746237
You wouldn't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 14:02:05 No.22746554 Report

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>>22746383
I remember a gold silver poster with tyrogue and feraligatr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 14:08:30 No.22746588 Report

Quoted By: >>22747186

>>22746253
How the hell is >>22746250 sexualizing machamp?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 14:09:18 No.22746597 Report

Quoted By: >>22746636

>>22746408
>>22746493
>2015
>still using this gimmicky shit item
Nobody ever bothers breaking multiscale with a supereffective attack in case they run into elo hell shitters like you. Lum Berry to dodge wisps or Life Orb to get extra damage output after getting a DD off are much more beneficial in most cases.

DD Dragonite is mediocre nowadays anyway, Altaria is ususally better as a defensive one these days. Choice Band is ususally the way to go for immediate power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 14:15:06 No.22746636 Report

Quoted By: >>22746670

>>22746597
Lol, life orb dnite ok

DD with lum or roost + lefties & banded dnite are the only decent sets, and band is the only one thats actually good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 14:20:41 No.22746670 Report

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>>22746636
DD with Life Orb can actually be somewhat effective as long as you can avoid wisp from opponent, gets certain kills you'd otherwise miss at +1.
If you're concerned about breaking your own multiscale, remember the last few times you used it and how long it took your enemy to break it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 14:40:54 No.22746797 Report

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>>22746324
That Dragonite could possibly have Weakness Policy, idk if ice punch would kill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 14:41:03 No.22746799 Report

Quoted By: >>22747130

>>22745983
You shouldn't have killed off his Kyogre with Machamp because that gave him the free switch to his Dragonite and the D-Dance.

Basically, you're fucking retarded OP. You need to think about how to win the game and not just get past the Pokemon your opponent has out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 15:12:24 No.22746994 Report

Quoted By: >>22747073 >>22752360

>>22746332
>Muh favorite shitmon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 15:23:49 No.22747073 Report

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>>22746994
>muh legend with good stats and ability but got taken down by a shitmon anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 15:32:29 No.22747130 Report

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>>22746799
So you'd rather switch it and take a stab drizzle boosted water move to the face?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 15:35:28 No.22747152 Report

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>>22746253
Whoever drew this did first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 15:39:49 No.22747186 Report

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>>22746588
>Dynamic punching Dragonite's ass with four fists.
>Not lewd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 15:48:26 No.22747258 Report

Quoted By: >>22747283

Learn a rock or ice type move to your Machamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 15:51:42 No.22747283 Report

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>>22747258
See >>22746324

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 19:05:26 No.22748768 Report

Quoted By:

>>22746231
because why not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Feb 2015 22:38:31 No.22750874 Report

Quoted By:

>>22745983
l-lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2015 01:25:00 No.22752360 Report

Quoted By: >>22755531

>>22746994
>Implying Machamp is even that bad
Its just like Conkeldurr but with a more offensively abusable ability and Conk is hella common.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Feb 2015 10:09:06 No.22755531 Report

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>>22752360
Machamp certainly isn't bad. But if he doesn't get anything new for the last gen 6 releases, or for gen 7, he will soon be irrelevant. Right now, most fighting types outrank him, and he's in UU. Hell he used to be at least A+ in UU, and he's the Conkeldurr of the tier, but now he's like B or something.

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