>>22786259Ah, pokémon. Is there anything that better evokes a child-like sense of wonder and merriment? Two trainers, locking eyes, duking it out to prove whose pokémon were raised with more love, compassion, and dedication.
>Yeah.You know Ken, I was quite the pokémon trainer in my day.
>Whoa really? What team did you use?Oh I had all my favorites, Luvdisc, Primeape, Dewgong...
>PFAHAHAHAWhat?
>Those are all shitmons.They are not shitmons, they're my friends, my bros. We've been through everything together. We even competed competitively together!
>And you lost, right?Well...
>I won a tournament once.You don't say? Was it VGC?
>Nah, dog fighting with my next door neighbor.Kenny! That's awful!
>First prize, twelve dollars. But since he didn't have the money I got to feel up his sleeping sister instead.Let's go down to Guy...
