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Anonymous Wed 11 Feb 2015 20:48:45 No.22782520 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22783808 >>22784264 >>22784545 >>22784630 >>22785120 >>22786128 >>22786154 >>22786727 >>22787152 >>22787214 >>22787224 >>22787306 >>22792232 >>22793583

Why is this fuzzy chubster every female Pokephile's husbando?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Feb 2015 20:52:36 No.22782541 Report

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>own a typhlosion
>get all the bitches

He's like the perfect wingman bromon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Feb 2015 21:06:30 No.22782618 Report

Quoted By: >>22783764

>female

:^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Feb 2015 21:09:56 No.22782634 Report

Quoted By: >>22783808 >>22784974

>Not wanting to fly in the sky with your husbando
Bitches, please. I prefer my man to be classy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Feb 2015 23:34:47 No.22783764 Report

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>>22782618

Just because you'll bend over for any Pokemon doesn't mean all guys are whores.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Feb 2015 23:40:48 No.22783808 Report

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>>22782634
>classy
*Tips frilled fedora*

>>22782520
It's because it's a furry badger thing they can make cutesy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 00:53:43 No.22784264 Report

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>>22782520

Most of them started playing Pokemon with Crystal, about the same time they started getting sexual urges. So after they picked Cyndaquil (cause he was the cutest) and he evolved into his manly yet still cute Typhlosion, well, there you go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 01:31:32 No.22784545 Report

Quoted By: >>22784594

>>22782520
>female Pokephile

Yeah, female... RIght...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 01:38:45 No.22784594 Report

Quoted By: >>22787096

>>22784545

They exist. They just aren't interested in you because you aren't a fire badger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 01:44:27 No.22784630 Report

Quoted By: >>22784670 >>22785085

>>22782520
My favorite Pokemon is Typhlosion but I'm not physically attracted to it in the least, we're strictly just bros. Am I in the minority?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 01:51:43 No.22784670 Report

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>>22784630

Nah, most people aren't attracted to their Pokemon. But there are a tone of Pokephiles and Typhlosion is a favorite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 02:33:25 No.22784974 Report

Quoted By: >>22785153 >>22792012

>>22782634
tfw I might never know who you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 02:47:11 No.22785085 Report

Quoted By: >>22785124

>>22784630
What do people say this?
There's literally 10 to 12 Pokemon which have double the content and Typhlosion is on par with 30 others. Is there some sort of meme on this board? I seen many people post Pokemon which are more or equal to Typhlosion as furbait yet none of them point it out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 02:51:19 No.22785120 Report

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>>22782520
It just means they prefer literally yellow humans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 02:51:56 No.22785124 Report

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>>22785085
because of me, my bad homies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 02:55:27 No.22785153 Report

Quoted By: >>22785177 >>22785333 >>22792012

>>22784974
anon, female furfags are worse than male furfags.
trust me, you dont want to go anywhere near them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 02:57:30 No.22785174 Report

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cuz typhlosion is DA BOMB!!!

and no im not a woman and no i dont find him secks-e i just think he is AWESOME and BADASS

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 02:58:23 No.22785177 Report

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>>22785153

How so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 03:21:09 No.22785333 Report

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>>22785153
p-please anon I've just never met a latios-husbando to match my latias-waifu

(●´∀｀)ノ Anonymous of /vp/ QUALITY (/∇＼*)｡o○ !imgay.pIPc

(●´∀｀)ノ Anonymous of /vp/ QUALITY (/∇＼*)｡o○ !imgay.pIPc Thu 12 Feb 2015 03:25:21 No.22785378 Report

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benis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 04:08:17 No.22785674 Report

Quoted By: >>22786114

If he actually was, you'd be able to find ERP partners instead of having to continually troll 4chan for attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 05:17:10 No.22786114 Report

Quoted By: >>22786454

>>22785674

But I don't get off to cone dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 05:19:13 No.22786128 Report

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>>22782520
It's cute

R-really

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 05:23:51 No.22786154 Report

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>>22782520
>Female
Nice try. We all know the truth. Pretty much everyone who regularly posts in Typhlosion threads is gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 06:10:48 No.22786454 Report

Quoted By: >>22786480 >>22792703

>>22786114
>tfw i'd probably like gay pokeporn a lot more if they just drew human-like dicks

or at least anything that doesn't look like a pink mollusk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 06:13:40 No.22786480 Report

Quoted By: >>22786649

>>22786454
your looking at bad art then because that exists everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 06:33:42 No.22786627 Report

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Because women are notorious for their poor taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 06:38:10 No.22786649 Report

Quoted By: >>22786660

>>22786480
But mostly bara shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 06:41:16 No.22786660 Report

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>>22786649
bara is the shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 06:57:43 No.22786727 Report

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>>22782520
Because he looks cuddly, warm and a tough looking mon who would protect you at all costs
He also has the sexy smolder eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 08:39:37 No.22787096 Report

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>>22784594
Can confirm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 08:43:15 No.22787121 Report

Quoted By: >>22787192 >>22787194 >>22802808

i'm female and Typhlosion is not my husbando.

Dusknoir is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 08:48:01 No.22787152 Report

Quoted By: >>22787192 >>22787500

>>22782520
It's not. My husbando is Haxorus.

God damn food captchas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 08:58:54 No.22787192 Report

Quoted By: >>22787228 >>22803874

>>22787152

I can get that. Dragons are pretty awesome.

>>22787121

Nope, don't get it. Unless it's some sort of "He protects me even from beyond the grave" thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 08:59:07 No.22787194 Report

Quoted By: >>22803874

>>22787121
>Dusknoir
Interesting taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 08:59:53 No.22787199 Report

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>tfw not female
>tfw if I were I'd choose Greninja

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 09:03:43 No.22787214 Report

Quoted By: >>22787230

>>22782520
But Anon, it's not.

inb4 75% female kill yourself
I like traps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 09:05:53 No.22787224 Report

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>>22782520
>Having a husbando with fur
>Having a husbando that's on fire
Typhlosion is the worst of all worlds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 09:06:56 No.22787228 Report

Quoted By: >>22787236

>>22787192
Girls like weird shit that in theory should actually terrify you, such as huge mouth stomachs and the ability to steal you soul.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 09:07:27 No.22787230 Report

Quoted By: >>22787247 >>22787491 >>22787571

>>22787214
G-grills can like traps?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 09:09:02 No.22787236 Report

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>>22787228
>Mouth stomach
But anon, that's what a vagina IS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 09:11:22 No.22787247 Report

Quoted By: >>22787259 >>22787491

>>22787230
Dykes probably do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 09:14:35 No.22787259 Report

Quoted By: >>22787260

>>22787247
That doesn't make even a modicum of sense. I'm actually bi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 09:15:17 No.22787260 Report

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>>22787259
>I'm actually bi.
Same shit.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 09:27:36 No.22787306 Report

Quoted By:

>>22782520
Because.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 09:59:47 No.22787491 Report

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>>22787230
>>22787247
i actually know a grill who is in a long term relationship with a trap

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 10:00:49 No.22787500 Report

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>>22787152
do you own a dragondildo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 10:09:07 No.22787571 Report

Quoted By: >>22787621

>>22787230
I got banned from /v/ for answering this question

But yes girls can like traps
Most girls I know do

There I said it the truth is revealed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 10:13:17 No.22787621 Report

Quoted By: >>22791739 >>22802813

>>22787571
I don't much about girls, but the girls you're talking can't be entirely straight, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 20:57:15 No.22791739 Report

Quoted By: >>22792224

>>22787621

No gayer than a dude who likes Futa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 21:38:32 No.22792012 Report

Quoted By:

>>22784974
I really hope you dont...

>>22785153

Who said Im a furfag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 22:05:27 No.22792224 Report

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>>22791739
That's pretty gay.
>inb4 muh formula for straightness

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 22:06:09 No.22792232 Report

Quoted By: >>22792498 >>22798253

>>22782520
>women think Typhlosion is more sexy than me
Okay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 22:38:43 No.22792498 Report

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>>22792232
that's an unfair standard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 23:12:43 No.22792703 Report

Quoted By: >>22792758 >>22792878 >>22794682

>>22786454
>tfw gay Poképorn is fine as long as there's no humanoid dicks
>tfw I don't like mhuman/fPokémon
>tfw there's SO much of that
>tfw I can't get off to lesbian anything
Human penes are all gross unless it's mine...maybe. This is how I know I'm not gay.
Am I alone in this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 23:22:31 No.22792758 Report

Quoted By: >>22793557

>>22792703
im sorry but you're a huge raging furry faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Feb 2015 23:43:50 No.22792878 Report

Quoted By: >>22793557

>>22792703
Son selfcest is an awful fetish, being gay for yourself is like being double-gay, that's twice the recommended dose of gay

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 01:14:06 No.22793557 Report

Quoted By: >>22793662

>>22792758
Feral>furry
As an example, I never really liked Lopunny.

>>22792878
>>22792758
But straight stuff is the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 01:19:19 No.22793583 Report

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>>22782520
Just happens to be a popular choice of husbando I guess. It is cute but I prefer other husbandos more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 01:32:06 No.22793662 Report

Quoted By: >>22794418 >>22794519 >>22802421

>>22793557
I like female human and male feral pokemon. Something about a woman abandoning humans is really...attractive.

That's all I'll go into honestly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 03:17:38 No.22794418 Report

Quoted By: >>22794519

>>22793662
I agree. Same guy,btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 03:23:06 No.22794452 Report

Quoted By: >>22794615

>there are people who like humans in their pokemon porn
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 03:32:45 No.22794519 Report

Quoted By: >>22794596 >>22794753

>>22793662
>>22794418
>tfw around 80GB of zooporn in my hdd, grills putting animal appendages in their human vagina

i hope nobody finds this when i die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 03:44:29 No.22794596 Report

Quoted By: >>22794610

>>22794519
Ugh. Just stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 03:46:00 No.22794610 Report

Quoted By: >>22795020

>>22794596
Yeah, humanMxferalpokémonF is much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 03:47:14 No.22794615 Report

Quoted By:

>>22794452
At least they show up little during the /b/reads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 03:55:10 No.22794682 Report

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>>22792703
shit taste con-fucking-firmed

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 04:01:39 No.22794753 Report

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>>22794519
Delete it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 04:33:44 No.22795020 Report

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>>22794610
that doesnt do it for me, it feels weird...funnily enough

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 04:35:01 No.22795028 Report

Quoted By: >>22795052 >>22795394

>TFW I'm asexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 04:38:16 No.22795052 Report

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>>22795028
opinion not needed then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 04:44:09 No.22795102 Report

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kissu bat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 05:23:53 No.22795394 Report

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>>22795028
>TFW I'm not the only one
welcome to the club

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:13:11 No.22798253 Report

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>>22792232
You could at be as cuddly maybe

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:22:10 No.22798307 Report

Quoted By: >>22798317

My husbando will always be pic related.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:23:42 No.22798317 Report

Quoted By:

>>22798307
Fine taste, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 02:21:04 No.22802421 Report

Quoted By: >>22802527

>>22793662

Same, there's too little of it though

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 02:32:24 No.22802527 Report

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>>22802421
you just need to know where to look anon

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 03:11:23 No.22802808 Report

Quoted By: >>22803874

>>22787121
You mean in like a non-sexual way, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 03:13:05 No.22802813 Report

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>>22787621
Liking traps is gay, therefore a girl who like traps is perfectly straight

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 06:05:49 No.22803874 Report

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>>22787192
>>22787194
>>22802808
It's over 7 feet tall, has big hands, a giant unblinking staring eye, and the tongue in that mouth has got to be good for something.
I could bounce on that dick for days.
And as fucked up as that sounds i'm still not as weird as that guy with the tile fetish.

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