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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:25:05 No.22797957 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22797959 >>22804612 >>22804912 >>22805670 >>22807086 >>22807854 >>22808498 >>22810581 >>22810705 >>22814757

>yfw you weigh more than a Rhydon 1264.6 lbs. 120.0 k

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:25:55 No.22797959 Report

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>>22797957
>264.6 lbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:29:04 No.22797974 Report

Quoted By: >>22797990 >>22797998 >>22798006 >>22798021 >>22803692 >>22806828

>tfw you're literally gardevoir's height and weight

I don't want to be waifu material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:30:49 No.22797984 Report

Quoted By: >>22798282

>Onix
>463 pounds

There are people in the world that weigh more than Onix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:31:32 No.22797990 Report

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>>22797974
Pretty sure it takes more than that to be waifu material, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:32:34 No.22797998 Report

Quoted By: >>22798060

>>22797974
>5'3"
>106 lbs
Gril detected

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:33:02 No.22798002 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:34:07 No.22798006 Report

Quoted By: >>22798612

>>22797974
>5'3"
>106 lbs

Girl or manlet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:35:06 No.22798014 Report

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Apparently I'm a manlet Deoxys

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:35:44 No.22798021 Report

Quoted By: >>22798046 >>22803724 >>22807190

>>22797974
>tfw you're literally aerodactyls height and weight

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:38:58 No.22798046 Report

Quoted By: >>22798152

>>22798021
>5'11 and 130 lbs

Lift some weights, skinny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:40:54 No.22798060 Report

Quoted By: >>22803515 >>22806333 >>22806736

>>22797998
I never really knew it's weight and height. That's pretty similar to a lot of shorter girls and probably shorter guys actually and it's pretty close to me too.
Find the pokemon closest to your physical measures thread I guess?
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_by_weight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:44:48 No.22798080 Report

Quoted By: >>22798171

>pokemondb.net/pokedex/stats/height-weight
>the Pokemon with the highest BMI is mega sableye

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:50:35 No.22798125 Report

Quoted By: >>22798150

>hitmonchan's same weight
>two feet two inches taller than it

Jesus hitmonchan must be a fatass or something, it's the mon with my exact weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:53:39 No.22798150 Report

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>>22798125
Wait fuck, a foot and a half taller than it, misread the entry.

Hitmonchan still has a BMI of 56.5 though, BMI of 30 is obese

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:53:45 No.22798152 Report

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>>22798046

Go away /fit/, you've bullied me enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:54:47 No.22798164 Report

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Light Metal Scizor is pretty similar to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:55:08 No.22798167 Report

Quoted By: >>22798179

>22798080
thats from the gem though, normal sableye is only 11kg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:55:42 No.22798171 Report

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>>22798080
but most of that mass isn't part of its body

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:56:53 No.22798179 Report

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>>22798167
Well without the gem, the highest bmi goes to Durant because it's short and fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 16:57:55 No.22798183 Report

Quoted By: >>22804641

Closest I am to is Haxorus

>5'11"
>235lbs

Me
>6'4"
>243lbs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:01:32 No.22798199 Report

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>tfw twinklet
>tfw weigh slightly more than Blaziken

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:04:34 No.22798210 Report

Quoted By: >>22798217 >>22798269

I'm 6'5" and 141 lbs (64 kg). Probably closest to Blaziken

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:06:40 No.22798217 Report

Quoted By: >>22798228

>>22798210
BMI Underweight = <18.5

yours: 16.7

>Closest to a fighting type

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:08:17 No.22798228 Report

Quoted By: >>22798313 >>22798325

>>22798217
regarding height/weight I'm closest to Blaziken, next closest to my height is avalugg and i'm not that fat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:08:46 No.22798231 Report

Quoted By: >>22798235

>tfw weigh as much as one of pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:09:42 No.22798235 Report

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>>22798231
how tall are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:10:55 No.22798241 Report

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6'2" and around 175 so probably crobat

which for a bat species is huge as fuck (and terrifying)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:15:42 No.22798269 Report

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>>22798210
Thank you mr skeltal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:18:09 No.22798282 Report

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>>22797984
>tfw when you can deadlist an onix

Am I Bruno mode now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:21:13 No.22798299 Report

Quoted By: >>22798320

Fuck. Mewtwo is taller and heavier than the average population. And is clinically obese.

Also, closest mon is pic related. Not sure if want...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:23:00 No.22798312 Report

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>Noivern weight
>Garchomp height
Fite me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:23:22 No.22798313 Report

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>>22798228
They're saying you're underweight, anon. We know you're not fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:24:05 No.22798320 Report

Quoted By: >>22798352

>>22798299
Mine too, second to that is Dodrio.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:25:42 No.22798325 Report

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>>22798228
>thinks we're calling him fat
Literally anorexic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:28:49 No.22798345 Report

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Same weight.

Almost same height.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:29:40 No.22798352 Report

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>>22798320
Sharpedo is inbetween them in height and weight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:30:42 No.22798361 Report

Quoted By: >>22798377

>my bro is Typhlosion
>mfw I just found out I have the exact same height and weight as it
this is kind of creepy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:33:43 No.22798377 Report

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>>22798361
Listen to the clams gurgle in the bucket, Plank

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:34:09 No.22798379 Report

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I match dodrio
That's obese, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:38:31 No.22798403 Report

Quoted By: >>22798433 >>22798435

> 1.75m / 75 kg here
Typlosion is a fat fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:42:09 No.22798433 Report

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>>22798403
>implying it's not muscle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:42:16 No.22798435 Report

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>>22798403
He's not as bad off as Meganium up there. That thing is straight up obese (albiet barely). Typhlosion is overweight, and to round it out Feraligatr clocks in more underweight than Blaziken.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:45:10 No.22798445 Report

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Closest to this but I'm sightly taller
>never liked dragons
>he's not so impressive anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:45:45 No.22798451 Report

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does body/mass ratio even work the same way on non-humans?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:45:51 No.22798453 Report

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>same height as Ursaring
>about 3/4 of the weight
Guess the bearmode is real

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:47:48 No.22798467 Report

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>One inch taller and 10 lbs heavier than Electivire
>Electivire is my favorite by design
Neat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 17:49:55 No.22798484 Report

Quoted By: >>22803991

180lbs, and 6'02"

Flygon!

I was almost genesect, and I cried a little. I fucknig hate genesect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 18:00:08 No.22798544 Report

Quoted By: >>22798571 >>22798584

>almost identical to articuno

I guess that's bretty neat. It was always the coolest of the three

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 18:03:46 No.22798571 Report

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>>22798544
>coolest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 18:05:28 No.22798584 Report

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>>22798544
Fuck your puns holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 18:09:15 No.22798612 Report

Quoted By: >>22803409 >>22803474

>>22798006
middle schooler [\spoiler]

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 18:11:17 No.22798626 Report

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I'm basically cofagrigus, or the sarcophagus rather. I've got a couple inches on them though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 18:11:44 No.22798631 Report

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>mfw I weigh more than Nidoking
>mfw I'm more than a foot taller than Nidoking

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 18:12:54 No.22798642 Report

Quoted By: >>22803641

>mfw must match Pokemon exactly because autism
>mfw no Pokemon is 6'0" 180 lbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 18:13:01 No.22798644 Report

Quoted By: >>22798656

HOW THE FUCK IS DRATINI 5'11

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 18:15:19 No.22798656 Report

Quoted By: >>22798659 >>22798686

>>22798644
It's 5'11'' long, not 5'11 tall

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 18:15:57 No.22798659 Report

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>>22798656
Still sounds silly

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 18:22:59 No.22798686 Report

Quoted By: >>22798761

>>22798656
Hold a dratini by the neck until it stops squirming and flailing about (read: dies) and find out you guys are the same length.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 18:36:43 No.22798761 Report

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>>22798686
>mfw I'm exactly a Mega-Salamence
>mfw no face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 19:11:26 No.22798969 Report

Quoted By: >>22799016 >>22806828

Apparently my height and weight match close to Ameribird who know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 19:18:31 No.22799016 Report

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>>22798969
>1.5m
king of manlets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 19:28:51 No.22799074 Report

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I'm closest to a Mega Pinsir
I don't like Mega Pinsir ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 19:45:40 No.22799165 Report

Quoted By: >>22799230

Me - 6'2" 270 pounds
Rhydon - 6'3" 264 pounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 19:53:11 No.22799230 Report

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>>22799165
Damn nigga, you need to shed some of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 19:54:58 No.22799244 Report

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Oh, hi /fit/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 19:58:24 No.22799276 Report

Quoted By: >>22799290

5'8'' and 250lbs
looking to see who i am close to0

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 20:00:17 No.22799290 Report

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>>22799276
just weighed myself
i weight a rhyhorn

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 20:05:26 No.22799318 Report

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I'm apparently an Ursaring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 20:16:01 No.22799386 Report

Quoted By: >>22799535 >>22803513 >>22807609

Who Dragalge here?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 20:34:14 No.22799535 Report

Quoted By: >>22803513 >>22807609

>>22799386
You called?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Feb 2015 21:52:08 No.22800152 Report

Quoted By: >>22803704 >>22807100

>5'8"
>220 lbs
tfw closest to tryhard dragon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 04:37:04 No.22803409 Report

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>>22798612
...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 04:46:10 No.22803474 Report

Quoted By: >>22803683 >>22803695

>>22798612
Don't worry, he's old enough to be here, he's failed middle school... More than once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 04:48:10 No.22803484 Report

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>mfw I don't own scales

I haven't really changed weight or gotten taller since school though, so I think I'm somewhere between Thundurus and Arbok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 04:52:20 No.22803513 Report

Quoted By: >>22807609

>>22799535
>>22799386
My niggas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 04:53:01 No.22803515 Report

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>>22798060
damn it feels good to be a bisharp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:07:02 No.22803577 Report

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>Crobat is your exact height and weight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:12:25 No.22803610 Report

Quoted By: >>22803685

>mfw Garchomp (6'3" 209 lbs)
Fight me, manlet fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:18:32 No.22803641 Report

Quoted By: >>22807609

>>22798642
I'm the same, Dragalge is pretty close at 5'11" 179.7 lbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:26:20 No.22803683 Report

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>>22803474
>trying to explain yourself by knowledge you'd never have and samefagging

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:26:43 No.22803685 Report

Quoted By: >>22803702

>>22803610
Nah
Wouldn't be fair
You're a little too slow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:28:36 No.22803692 Report

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>>22797974
>tfw litteraly seedot's hight and weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:28:58 No.22803695 Report

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>>22803474
>trying to explain yourself by knowledge you'd never have and samefagging
>when the post was an explanation of his height, and clearly an indicator of age

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:29:45 No.22803702 Report

Quoted By: >>22803810 >>22806300

>>22803685
say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:30:05 No.22803704 Report

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>>22800152
>mfw this
I seriously need to go on a diet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:33:41 No.22803724 Report

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>>22798021
>tfw Mantine weight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:34:54 No.22803732 Report

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Squire is a faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:37:51 No.22803750 Report

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>5'11
>175 pounds
Closest thing to me is Empoleon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:49:38 No.22803804 Report

Quoted By: >>22807609

>nearly the same weight and height as a Dragalge

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:50:35 No.22803810 Report

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>>22803702
You're too slow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 05:52:02 No.22803818 Report

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I'm in between Gallade and Sceptile (non-mega) in height and weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 06:23:03 No.22803991 Report

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>>22798484
>Liking Flygon
>Not liking Genesect

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 06:32:06 No.22804036 Report

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>mfw I realize that I'm just about the exact same height and weight as my favorite pokebro, Crobat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 06:34:36 No.22804049 Report

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>there's no pokemon between 5'3" and 5'7"
weird. Closest I am to is Cofagrigous. Guess how fat I am

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 06:35:02 No.22804052 Report

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I'm the same weight but 3 inches taller than Bisharp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 06:49:21 No.22804117 Report

Quoted By: >>22804219

>About as fat as a Garbodor
>About as tall as a Cofagrius
I get it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 07:09:44 No.22804219 Report

Quoted By:

>>22804117

Go for dat Garchomp build bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 07:17:26 No.22804242 Report

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>weigh as much as a whirlipede
>tall as a golduck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 07:35:35 No.22804317 Report

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Mfw I'm an exact match with bouffalant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 08:59:11 No.22804612 Report

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>>22797957
>same height and weight as brobat
nice
jesus fuck i didnt realise crobat was so big

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 09:08:34 No.22804641 Report

Quoted By: >>22805626 >>22806109

>>22798183
You are closer to Garbodor
>6′3″
>236.6 lbs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 09:18:23 No.22804690 Report

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Thanks for the diet, doc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 10:27:48 No.22804912 Report

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>>22797957
>As tall as a mewtwo
>As heavy as a gallade
>As fit as one too don't have a phat ass doe

Not too bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 14:01:04 No.22805599 Report

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>6'0
>155 lbs

Closest thing I could find was Crobat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 14:16:48 No.22805626 Report

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>>22804641
>Garbodor is 6'3"
I thought it was a lot smaller, shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 14:17:56 No.22805631 Report

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Pretty much a Golduck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 14:19:37 No.22805635 Report

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187cm and 78 kg. Swasbuck reporting in I guess.

C. Blue

C. Blue Sat 14 Feb 2015 14:24:08 No.22805670 Report

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>>22797957

>165 pounds
>5'11"

I'm a Crobat apparently

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 15:22:43 No.22805949 Report

Quoted By: >>22806180

5'11
171 pounds/ 78 kgs
what am i

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 15:55:54 No.22806109 Report

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>>22804641
>MFW heavier than Garbodor
>TFW rapidly approaching Arcanine
Time to dig my father's rifle out of the garage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 16:07:14 No.22806174 Report

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> Sceptile's height (actually, 1in taller)
> Luxray's weight

Okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 16:08:50 No.22806180 Report

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>>22805949
Just a kilo or two short off matching Dragalge

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 16:12:45 No.22806195 Report

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>same height and weigh as much as Machamp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 16:18:00 No.22806210 Report

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How am I Tangrowth's height AND weight?

How the fuck is Tangrowth 6 foot 7?
How the fuck is Tangrowth 283 pounds?

I don't even.

What.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 16:19:58 No.22806224 Report

Quoted By: >>22806238 >>22806482 >>22810422

>TFW tall
>1.75
>Too tall to be cute and for Pokémon world

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 16:23:49 No.22806238 Report

Quoted By: >>22809404

>>22806224
This is for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 16:32:28 No.22806284 Report

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>tfw as tall as Dratini
>tfw weigh as much as Mantyke

Alternatively I can say I'm as tall as Ursaring and weigh as much as Thundarus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 16:36:08 No.22806300 Report

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>>22803702
Not fast enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 16:41:57 No.22806333 Report

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>>22798060
>Gallade

Could be worse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 16:48:20 No.22806371 Report

Quoted By: >>22806495 >>22806828 >>22806877

160cm / 5'3
47kg / 100 pounds
What am I?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:10:50 No.22806482 Report

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>>22806224
you are a big guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:14:19 No.22806495 Report

Quoted By: >>22806538

>>22806371
My new waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:21:51 No.22806538 Report

Quoted By: >>22806548

>>22806495
But I'm a boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:23:18 No.22806548 Report

Quoted By: >>22806660

>>22806538
Even better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:25:44 No.22806571 Report

Quoted By: >>22806828

>5'4"
>114 lbs.

Closest match is Gallade.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:36:25 No.22806660 Report

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>>22806548

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:44:04 No.22806736 Report

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>>22798060
>deoxys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:47:27 No.22806773 Report

Quoted By: >>22806828

>5'3" 96 lbs

Gothitelle maybe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:50:42 No.22806802 Report

Quoted By: >>22806828

Why are there so many femboys on /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:53:15 No.22806828 Report

Quoted By: >>22806851

>>22806802
>femboys
Come on anon,
>>22798969
>>22806371
>>22806571
>>22797974
>>22806773
Are definitely grills, the last one being anorexic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:55:32 No.22806846 Report

Quoted By: >>22806892

>people think girls go on /vp/

They're too busy posting SJW shit on tumblr from their kitchen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:56:01 No.22806851 Report

Quoted By: >>22806871 >>22806877

>>22806828
No, they're all cute boys waiting to get their boypussy pounded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:58:30 No.22806864 Report

Quoted By:

As heavy as my slowbro and just as tall as dratini.
I've never never realised that dragonlet was so big.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:59:10 No.22806871 Report

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>>22806851
I doubt any fatass on /vp/ is below 150 lbs. That said, the anons in this thread who are 100 lbs or less are probably 10 year old boys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 17:59:56 No.22806877 Report

Quoted By: >>22807245

>>22806851
I've already claimed this qt >>22806371

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:01:12 No.22806887 Report

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I weight as much as Electrode

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:01:42 No.22806892 Report

Quoted By: >>22806943 >>22806992 >>22806999

>>22806846
>implying /vp/ doesn't have the largest female userbase aside from maybe /cgl/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:09:20 No.22806943 Report

Quoted By:

>>22806892
But /co/ is literally tumblr

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:09:26 No.22806944 Report

Quoted By: >>22807010

Empoleon is the exact height and weight as me.

>5'7
>185

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:13:12 No.22806968 Report

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>Tfw when I weigh more than Pangoro
>Tfw Pangoro still has a bigger belly even though he's 10 inches taller.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:16:41 No.22806992 Report

Quoted By:

>>22806892

/x/ takes the prize for most grills

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:17:07 No.22806999 Report

Quoted By:

>>22806892
You forgot /y/ and /soc/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:18:04 No.22807010 Report

Quoted By:

>>22806944
>tfw 20 pounds lighter than you
>tfw we're the same exact height

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:20:11 No.22807026 Report

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141 lbs, almost a Gligar

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:27:48 No.22807086 Report

Quoted By:

>>22797957
>tfw 4 inches taller than and exact same weight as deoxys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:29:57 No.22807100 Report

Quoted By:

>>22800152
wow you are seriously obese

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:37:40 No.22807157 Report

Quoted By: >>22807263

>dat feel when weigh one pound more than kyurem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:42:41 No.22807190 Report

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>>22798021
>tfw you have Aerodactyl's wingspan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:51:19 No.22807245 Report

Quoted By:

>>22806877
stop saying that!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:53:43 No.22807263 Report

Quoted By: >>22807273

>>22807157
>717 pounds
Either you're joking or it's a wonder how you're still alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 18:55:12 No.22807273 Report

Quoted By:

>>22807263
There are people who are heavier than that. I'm nothing special.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 19:02:27 No.22807342 Report

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Apparently the exact height and weight of two Porygon-Zs stacked on top of each other.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 19:27:48 No.22807609 Report

Quoted By:

>>22799386
>>22803641
>>22799535
>>22803513
>>22803804
Mah afro-american compatriots.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 19:34:34 No.22807675 Report

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>same height and weight as this nigga

Based Dragalge.

ygrakus the kaiju

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ygrakus the kaiju Sat 14 Feb 2015 19:45:04 No.22807774 Report

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>My feel when i weigh as much as Metagross

Except no PkMn compares to my height, not even
Wailord

I accidentally started a new thread all about it, pls no bullion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 19:56:45 No.22807854 Report

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>>22797957
i weigh about 127
too lazy to look up what pokemon i am

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 21:06:28 No.22808361 Report

Quoted By:

>tfw Gogoat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 21:22:06 No.22808497 Report

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>mfw weigh as much as yanmega and as tall as Scizor

I'm bugging out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 21:22:09 No.22808498 Report

Quoted By:

>>22797957
>6'3
>208

>mfw I'm garchomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 23:10:26 No.22809404 Report

Quoted By:

>>22806238
I-is 26 too old to start my Pokemon journey Oak-sama?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 00:56:49 No.22810422 Report

Quoted By:

>>22806224
>1.75
>tall
fucking manlet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 01:14:21 No.22810581 Report

Quoted By: >>22810597 >>22810599

>>22797957
>mfw I weigh around the same as my bro's Megalution despite having at least half a meter on him

Am I really this badly underweight?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 01:16:23 No.22810597 Report

Quoted By:

>>22810581
Damn. Forgot to mention the poke in question. It's Mega Lucario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 01:16:28 No.22810599 Report

Quoted By: >>22814815

>>22810581
you are
it's probably because you have shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 01:29:54 No.22810705 Report

Quoted By:

>>22797957
I'm a sawsbuck minus 40 pounds
i dont wanna be a swalot... ;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 18:49:39 No.22814757 Report

Quoted By:

>>22797957
>5'7" 166~168 lbs.
Closest pokémon are Golduck and Cofagrigus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 18:53:58 No.22814815 Report

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>>22810599
oh my kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 18:57:55 No.22814856 Report

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>tfw same heigh and weight as Garchomp

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