Since Notm's game crashed and his save got demolished, I'm continuing these threads.

LAST TIME:
After we went into the ancient ruins beneath the city and met tumblrman, we fought Evil Cultist Guy's Ditto Arceus and with based Magnezone and Scrafty beat the fuck out of it. Hatman, the psychic gym leader and owner of a flirty gardevoir, captures and hypnotises him as his butler. We fight Hatman for our next badge afterwards, but after we win the fight, Evil Cultist Man and Team Meteor take over the mansion, shortly after Luna, the meido who doesn't want Evil Cultist Man as her daddy, flees and invites us to her dark and edgy gym.

Which brings us to shortly before we left off. Cain, our favourite flaming faggot, knows our team is fucked up from our gym battle and buys as time to escape. Maybe he'll get to suck our dick one day with enough of these points.