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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 23:09:05 No.22809387 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22810284

Think of a pokemon.
Now write a verse for it as if it were part of the DK Rap

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 23:16:19 No.22809467 Report

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Finally, he's here for you,
It's the last member of the psychic type crew!
This mon's so strong it isn't funny,
Can make stall teams cry out for mummy!
Can kidnap gods with relative ease,
Makes completing the dex seem such a breeze!
He's kind of slow and his defense ain't high,
But this legend's one hell of a guy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Feb 2015 23:34:29 No.22809655 Report

Quoted By: >>22809979

Dragonite:

Hes finally here, straight from the OU
Its the first dragon of the pokemon crew
Hes bigger, stronger, and multiscaled too
He's dragon/flying type, but can somehow use surf
If you use ice, its gonna hurt!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 00:14:00 No.22809979 Report

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>>22809655
nice dubs
I thought of the same pokemon anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 00:39:33 No.22810241 Report

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I don't even need to change the words of the chunky kong verse for Reuniclus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 00:43:48 No.22810284 Report

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>>22809387
HE HAS NO COUNTERS, HE HAS NO CHECKS.
THIS FROG SWEEPS THE POKEDEX.
HE CAN CHANGE HIS TYPE WHEN HE NEEDS TO,
AND SHOOT HIS GUNK OUT, JUST FOR YOU.
INFLATE HIS MOVEPOOL JUST LIKE A BALLOON.
THIS NINJA FROG JUST DIGS OU!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 00:43:58 No.22810288 Report

Quoted By: >>22810317 >>22811016 >>22815552

She has such Style
She has such Grace
This 'Mon has the cutest face
She can Pixilate her voice when she needs to
And create a black hole just for you
With a bigger movepool and the Fairy type, too
This Mega 'Mon is A+ in OU!

inb4 the >SHE meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 00:47:19 No.22810317 Report

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>>22810288
>She
>not gender binary
>1862+153

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 00:57:05 No.22810427 Report

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>HE
>HAS
>A
>DICK
>HE HAS NO PUSSY
>THIS BARNEY HAS A GOOEY FACE
>CAN SLOW THE ENEMYS WHEN NEEDS TO
>AND SURVIVES MANY SP.ATTACKS JUST FOR YOU
>WITH NICE SP.DEFENSE JUST LIKE A CHANSEY
>THIS DRAGON NEVER ONLY BE FEMALE.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 01:03:44 No.22810487 Report

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OU! OU crew!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
He's finally back to pivot some tail.
His Intimidate stops you firing in spurts.
If he sees you, his EQ is gonna hurt!
Bigger, faster, with a Choice Scarf too.
He's the first member of the OU crew!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 01:08:23 No.22810534 Report

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Pineapple smells!

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 01:20:10 No.22810629 Report

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He has no style, You have no skills
This Bird has Sum' Galey wing
He can spam moves when you need to
And choose his band, just for you,
Flare himself and do some blitz..
This Brave Bird just digs OU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 02:06:25 No.22811016 Report

Quoted By: >>22811114 >>22812717

>>22810288
>A+
It dropped to A

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 02:16:37 No.22811073 Report

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He has no power,
He has no moves,
This mon has room to improve
He can Erupt when he needs to,
And absorb Fire moves just for you
Strengthen himself in the sunlight,
This weak mon just has no might

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 02:22:23 No.22811114 Report

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>>22811016
Close enough, I don't even follow the metagame. Pretty much anything I know is what little I piece together from poking around here.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 02:56:10 No.22811420 Report

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He has no bulk, he has no speed
New stats are what he needs
He can flare blitz when he needs to
Poison himself for a guts boost
Die to recoil just like a buffoon
This fire mon just digs NU!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 06:19:55 No.22812717 Report

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>>22811016
You don't have to lie to seem cool in front of your friends.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 06:42:57 No.22812838 Report

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This 'mon's got style, so listen up dudes,
He can double in size, to suit his mood.
He's quick and nimble when he needs to be.
He can float through the water and climb up waterfalls!
If you choose him, you'll not choose wrong.
With an Earthquake and an Ice Punch, he's one cool 'mon!

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Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 19:13:18 No.22815006 Report

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He's finally back, Leech Seeding for you, he's the first member of the Pokédex crew.
His Bullet Seed gun can fire in spurts, and if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, has a mega too.
Uses Thick Fat to rule OU!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Feb 2015 20:23:34 No.22815552 Report

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>>22810288
Fuck off furfag

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