>>22879368Dear Mister "I'll only boost Acc. and Sp. Attack"
this'll be the last time I'll ever suggest your ass
It's been six turns and still no Eva - I don't deserve it?
I know you coulda Sleep Talked last time;
Champ counted the turns you Rested perfect
So this is my message I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the match right now, we're being 6-0'd to a Salamence
Hey Snips, it's got a Sub up now, you think I should use Ice?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda swept this team and helped me
Now it's too late - I had my Vest knocked off, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy Eva. or Defense
I hope you know I gave champ specs Weedle so he wouldn't stand a chance
I loved you Snips, we coulda meme'd together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't boost and you SCREAM about it
I hope a Garchomp EQ'S YOU and you can't MEME without me
See Snips; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm trying to balk!
Hey Snips, that's Boom Boom screaming in the trunk
but I didn't Knock her Leppa, I just para'd her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she runs out of PP she'll struggle more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I've almost KO'd this Salamence
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to balk this balance?
[Little Mac fainted!]
