>Showdown
>playing Ubers
>see Brokenmence in team preview
>also see Ninjask
>be one of those smart guys
>send out this baller
>he sends out Ninjask, just as I thought
>use Bulk Up
>he uses protect, no problem
>gets the speed boost
>use Bulk Up again - am now already 2x Attack and 2x Defence
>he uses Swords Dance
>still no problem
>use Rock Polish - 2x speed
>I have 2x in THREE stats now, all of which have EV's put into them
>he continues to use Swords Dance until his attack is at 4x
>he eventually baton passes
>I already set Groudon to use fire punch
>Brokenmence is sent out, boosts applied
>evolves into Mega Brokenmence
>Fire Punch shaves off half of his health
>he ALMOST kills me with STAB Return
>I just punch him again
>ded
>he forfeits
Fuck overrated mons. I still don't even get why Mence got a mega.
Also:
>Bro-Oh always there to check gaydeer
>Kyurem-Bro always there to Fusion Bolt whalefags
>mfw my Ubers team doesn't contain the likes of Xerneas, Darkrai, Arceus, Lugia or Mence
>always more wins than losses
