Long ago in a distant land, I, DITTO, the shapeshifting slut of prostitution, unleashed a MASS BREEDING SESSION! But, a gutsy group of people, wielding a magic device, stepped forward to oppose me.
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Before the final step was complete, I tore open a Hyperspace Hole of time and flung them into the future, where my breeding is LAW! Now the fools seek to return to the past and undo the future that is DITTO!