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Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 21:46:39 No.22910740 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22911694 >>22913706 >>22913941

>go to boyfriends dorm
>his roommate has SSB4
>pick Lucario
>Lucario is talking perfect English the entire match

Meanwhile Pikachu, Charizard, Jigglypuff and Greninja are normal. I have to hear AURA, AURA, MAX AURA!

Why Nintendo why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 21:50:33 No.22910790 Report

Quoted By: >>22911339

>Doesn't understand Lucario speaks English because of aura communication

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 22:17:14 No.22911021 Report

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>talking English

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 22:30:53 No.22911112 Report

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>liking a casual pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 22:32:08 No.22911117 Report

Quoted By: >>22911136 >>22911339

>boyfriend

Are you a girl or a fellow homossexual?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 22:32:43 No.22911122 Report

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Lucario is a digimon for edgy 15 year olds.
If it barked out his name like a retarded pet then that fanbase wouldn't like it.
cute is the enemy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 22:34:13 No.22911136 Report

Quoted By: >>22911148 >>22911205 >>22911339

>>22911117
Homo unless s/he posts tits with timestamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 22:36:14 No.22911148 Report

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>>22911136
>blue board
go away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 22:40:09 No.22911173 Report

Quoted By: >>22911413

>Go online in smash
>Get matched with a guy with a mii named SwagMuffin
>His nickname is Picapoo_XD
>Plays as lucario
I thought these people were just a myth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 22:44:37 No.22911205 Report

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>>22911136
what if he's a fat homo and he posts his tits with a timestamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 23:06:04 No.22911339 Report

Quoted By: >>22911390 >>22913558 >>22913735 >>22913974 >>22913994

>>22911117
>>22911136
I'm a guy so you'll get no tits.
>>22910790
IIRC it didn't talk in Brawl it was just growls and grunts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 23:13:40 No.22911390 Report

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>>22911339
>IIRC it didn't talk in Brawl it was just growls and grunts.
so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Feb 2015 23:18:19 No.22911413 Report

Quoted By: >>22914034

>>22911173

They're not only real, but they're also the majority of the populace.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 00:03:55 No.22911694 Report

Quoted By: >>22911925 >>22913579 >>22914000 >>22914007

>>22910740
>Greninjas fucking sound clips
He sounds like a melting putty, fucking end it already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 00:44:37 No.22911925 Report

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>>22911694
>ninja!
>blagh!
>gren!
>GREEEEEEY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 01:23:32 No.22912163 Report

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Lucario always sucks in the game, all his moves are based on him getting more damage to work better.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 01:28:33 No.22912206 Report

Quoted By: >>22913601

>roomate won't shut up about how Purin is better than Jigglypuff and that I should change the system language settings to Japanese for Smash

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 04:50:23 No.22913558 Report

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>>22911339
>is faggot for picking Luke
>admits being a faggot

Yep, nothing to see here

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 04:53:49 No.22913579 Report

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>>22911694
Sounds like Stitch to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 04:57:02 No.22913601 Report

Quoted By: >>22913688

>>22912206
You can do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 04:58:34 No.22913609 Report

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>picking Lucario
It's like you want to lose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 05:15:00 No.22913688 Report

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>>22913601
Not since Melee, I don't think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 05:19:26 No.22913706 Report

Quoted By: >>22913924

>>22910740
Lucario has great paws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 05:25:06 No.22913735 Report

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>>22911339
>WATCH THE POWER OF THE AURA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 05:35:50 No.22913816 Report

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>Pikachu
>Jigglypuff
>Greninja
>Charizard
>Normal

So if "normal" goes by anime rules, don't you think Lucario is also normal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 05:49:19 No.22913924 Report

Quoted By: >>22913967

>>22913706
Am I the only one that wants to sneak up on him and give his paws a squeeze?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 05:51:51 No.22913941 Report

Quoted By: >>22913978

>>22910740
Would you of preferred something like
MARIO
WARIO
LUCARIO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 05:56:33 No.22913967 Report

Quoted By: >>22914001

>>22913924
I'd rather his paws squeeze a body part of my own

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 05:58:10 No.22913974 Report

Quoted By: >>22914331

>>22911339
He did talk in Brawl. I think they just reused the voiceclips.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 05:58:59 No.22913978 Report

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>>22913941
>mfw Lario
>mfw no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:01:18 No.22913994 Report

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>>22911339
Are you a qt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:02:18 No.22914000 Report

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>>22911694
>Tyrantrum is playable DLC
>yells "Rantrum! Tyrantrum!" for the entire match in a Cobra Commander voice

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:02:33 No.22914001 Report

Quoted By: >>22914046

>>22913967
That too, but let's not be hasty. Dunno how the qt would react to such a scene as he wakes up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:04:37 No.22914007 Report

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>>22911694
Isn't Greninja voiced by the guy who voiced Froakie in the anime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:11:25 No.22914034 Report

Quoted By: >>22914098

>>22911413

I'm just imagining right now an alternate universe where Lucario is the favorite pokemon of 55% of the world population. Pokemon is as big as it is now so most people who like Lucario don't even know where he comes from. Even the president likes Lucario. There hasn't been a president elected that hasn't proclaimed his love for Lucario. He's bigger than Mickey Mouse, Shirley Temple and Mario combined. There are statues of him in parks and he is a popular source of inspiration for countless artists. There are fighting school that fallow his fighting style. He has his own cartoon simply called Lucario. It airs during prime time, 5 days a week. It's on its 80th season. He has 28 feature length films. I would like to live in this alternate earth just to laugh and talk shit about Lucario and his fans. Then I would be sent to jail because it is illegal to speak ill of Lucario.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:14:49 No.22914046 Report

Quoted By: >>22914065 >>22914077 >>22914095

>>22914001
In that case I'd probably start with massaging his shoulders. Once, his eyes start to open, I'll slowly rub his belly. I'd hold him close to me and work my way to his thighs and eventually his paws. Hopefully a little pink starts to show. I will slowly move on top of him, put my hands on his waist and

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:19:05 No.22914065 Report

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>>22914046
g-go on

Also, do you rp by any chance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:21:22 No.22914077 Report

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>>22914046

Why did I read that? I felt a little vomit coming up. I thought that was spoiler text not censored for nauseating material.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:24:31 No.22914095 Report

Quoted By: >>22914194

>>22914046
Anon, pls
What's next?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:25:21 No.22914098 Report

Quoted By: >>22914259

>>22914034
How guilty should I feel that I wouldn't mind living in a world like this? I mean, it sounds a lot more peaceful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:42:51 No.22914194 Report

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>>22914095
>tfw anon bailed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:49:20 No.22914233 Report

Quoted By: >>22914316 >>22914395

As I move my head lower, I slowly look up to meet his gaze one last time. I can see he's steadily breathing faster by the movement in his chest. His eyes are slowly shaking and I see him swallow nervously. Yet, they are full of curiosity and need.

No longer keeping him waiting I move my tongue up his furry sheath. Slowly lapping around the base, I coax up a little bit more of his pink. His breathing is becoming rapid and I hear a slight moan.

At his request, I take one of my hands to gently cup his balls, gently caressing them with my fingers. After one final lick along the underside of his shaft, I slowly move my lips around his member.

Ok, I'm done. I never typed like this before and this is freaking hard. Trying to think of real life while using a thesaurus to describe something is difficult. Especially when real life is not that dramatic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 06:54:56 No.22914259 Report

Quoted By: >>22914316

>>22914098

Everything else is the same.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 07:06:37 No.22914316 Report

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>>22914233
10/10, godspeed anon

>>22914259
W-well at least my Pokébro is p-popular

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 07:09:35 No.22914331 Report

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>>22913974
No they actually got the voice of Goku this time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Feb 2015 07:24:29 No.22914395 Report

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>>22914233
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