Let's say that you're Masuda, and after years of learning English you've learned it perfectly. So you go on Smogon to learn about Pokemon's American fanbase.

You make an anonymous account and start a thread about how bad 6vs6 singles is, but oh no! Ginganinja called you a scrub and banned you!

So you plot your revenge: Make every single Pokemon in their OU tier so powerful that they're sent to Ubers. How would you do it without resorting to Huge Power or 1500 BST?

>Chansey gets Regenerator
>Pixilate/Aeriallate boost moves moves by 50%
>On Gliscor, Defog is now legal with Poison Heal, which recovers health by 25% a turn
>Ferrothorn gets Filter, which is buffed to reduce damage by 1/3rd.
>Let's rearrange Azumarill's stats so it has base 110 Speed
>Gyarados gets Strong Jaw
>Kyurem-Black needs ExtremeSpeed
>Simple Manaphy

Etc.