You have become your favorite Pokémon. What do?

Rules:
-You may be a legendary, but only if you're not gonna be a tool about it.

-No tripcodes.

-No lewd stuff; keep that shit in private.

-No changing established story.

-No shit posting or dickheaded-ness. It will not be tolerated. Keep that to /B/.

-We're on /VP/. Act like it.

-As the name suggests, be a little autistic, but don't go overboard.

-As per the rule change on 2/20/2015, you may change your Pokémon once a month.

-Also, we have an IRC! Should you want to chat in real time, go there. If you don't know the URL, ask me.

The last thread got deleted somehow. Let's try again.