Oi! Buggerers
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T'is I, Escavalier, and I deteste thee and thy lot. All of thee are obese, foolish, Accelgors who spendeth every second of thy day gazing upon murals of folly. Thou are everything bad in the realm. Honestly, have any of ye ever gotten any flower? Surely, thy jests are thrust upon others due to thine own insecurities. T'is even worse than pleasuring thyselves off to pictures on portraits.
Don’t be an outsider. Just hit me with thy best ember. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the jousting team, and starter on my dueling team. What tournaments dost thou engage in, other than "pleasure myself to pictoric icons of furries”? I also get straight 0HKO’s, and court a most chaste and virtuous lady(She just gave me her handkerchief; Shit was SO treasure). Thou are all knaves who should just finish thyselves. Thanks for thy audience
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Related Portrait: T'is me and mine lady
