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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:11:58 No.22932527 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22932545 >>22932548 >>22932634 >>22933392 >>22933456 >>22934422

Pick a team of 6 Pokemon to completely fuck up ISIS

Entry mode: all pokes allowed

Easy mode: no uber legends

Medium: no megas

Hard: Nothing over 600 BST

Pokemon Master: Only RU and below

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:13:25 No.22932534 Report

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Any pokemon with guillotine, see how they like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:14:09 No.22932540 Report

Quoted By: >>22933376 >>22933430

Anything with Damp.

What do I win?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:14:26 No.22932545 Report

Quoted By: >>22932554

>>22932527
Pokemon Master Mode: Beheeyem, Malamar, Uxie, Steelix, Quilladin, Golurk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:15:19 No.22932548 Report

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>>22932527
>use abomasnow
>freeze them all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:15:31 No.22932552 Report

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Chesnaught with bulletproof
Jellicent with damp

Literally unkillable gg.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:15:40 No.22932554 Report

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>>22932545
>Quilladin
DEUS VULT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:17:37 No.22932569 Report

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Alakazam
Gardivour
Gothitelle
Reuniclus
Slowbro
Metagross

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:20:22 No.22932601 Report

Quoted By: >>22933383

Master Mode: Haunter, Shedinja, Mega Steelix, Registeel, Gigalith

Intangiable + poison gas, invincible + soul sucking, a Mega pokemon whose base form withstands incredible pressure and has incredible digging ability, a Pokemon who has a body harder than any material on Earth, and a rock that can canonically blow up mountains with beams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:23:39 No.22932634 Report

Quoted By: >>22932650 >>22932663 >>22933003 >>22933093 >>22933338 >>22933396

>>22932527
>Alakazam: Can read minds, god tier strategist and can teleport out of harms way
>Golem: IED detection and bomb squad
>Cacturne:Good cover in sand, can take out moving convoys of towelheads in a sandstorm
>Dusknoir:Can pass through walls and fuck shit up, one eye makes it an amiable sniper,also essentially bulletproof
>Machamp:Can quad wield SMGs or something, put that faggot Rambo in his place
>Magnezone:Lock-on, good for predator missiles and shutting down enemy electronics, essentially a floating emp

Maybe call the squad the Dex-Spendables or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:24:45 No.22932650 Report

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>>22932634
>Machamp:Can quad wield SMGs or something, put that faggot Rambo in his place
someone draw this pls I'm dying

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:25:51 No.22932663 Report

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>>22932634
>call the squad the Dex-Spendables

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 21:52:56 No.22932901 Report

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6 rayquaza's

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:03:35 No.22932986 Report

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>WMD dragon
>Interior cleaner
>Mental warfare
>Norway in IRAQ
>Air support
>Air support #2

ISIS loses on team preview to RU: The Team. I'll miss you Dragalge ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:06:35 No.22933003 Report

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>>22932634
I like this. Especially Machamp. Give him an assault vest too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:14:32 No.22933076 Report

Quoted By: >>22933382

Master Mode:
Accelgor: Good luck hitting something with base 145 Speed
Bronzong: Virtually indestructible, psychic powers including Hypnosis make it extremely useful
Doublade: Intangible and can give ISIS a taste of their own barbaric medicine
Druddigon: Durable and its fun to imagine a Druddigon literally tearing ISIS members limb from limb
Rhyperior: Mows everything down, virtually a tank
Moltres: Air offense
Dugtrio: Can stay underground and fuck up ISIS strongholds

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:16:59 No.22933093 Report

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>>22932634
>the Dex-Spendables

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:48:52 No.22933338 Report

Quoted By: >>22933540 >>22934520

>>22932634
For you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:50:55 No.22933376 Report

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>>22932540
Kek
Captcha just made me select the pizza wtf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:52:00 No.22933382 Report

Quoted By: >>22933611 >>22934803

>>22933076
>fun to imagine a Druddigon literally tearing ISIS members limb from limb
You are fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:52:12 No.22933383 Report

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>>22932601
That shedinja would need safety goggles or it would get rekt by sandstorm

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:52:56 No.22933392 Report

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>>22932527
You just need 6 ghosts.

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:53:31 No.22933396 Report

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>>22932634
>The Dex-Spendables

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:55:05 No.22933408 Report

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Cofagrigus - Mean look so they can't escape
Tyrantrum - Strong Jaw on their tanks
Slowking - Psychic powers
Exploud - Blow Back and projectiles with sound
Dugrio - Diffuse all underground bombs
Pangoro - Sacrifices himself to stop ISIS and protect the team

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:58:15 No.22933427 Report

Quoted By: >>22933437

Emboar
>fucking reckless

Doublade
>slice your throat m8

Registeel
>Fucking solid metal powerhouse

Electivire
>Fry their insides

Feraligatr
>Tear them to shreads

Gurdurr
>Smash smash motherfuckers

Jynx
>Lure them in with dark woman

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 22:59:03 No.22933430 Report

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>>22932540
Nice

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 23:01:38 No.22933437 Report

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>>22933427
>dark woman
>no burka

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 23:03:37 No.22933456 Report

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>>22932527
Porygon-Z because he can't be beheaded

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 23:14:20 No.22933540 Report

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>>22933338
10/10

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Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 23:20:01 No.22933590 Report

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Damp Quagsire
Bulletproof Chesnaught
Flash Fire Houndoom
Shedinja
Magic Bounce Espeon
Gyarados

GG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Mar 2015 23:23:31 No.22933611 Report

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>>22933382
>It's fucked up to think people that are fucked up should die in fucked up ways

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Mar 2015 01:09:26 No.22934396 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Mon 02 Mar 2015 01:12:41 No.22934422 Report

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>>22932527
Literally use any swine or dog Pokèmon.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Mar 2015 01:24:23 No.22934520 Report

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>>22933338
this would be amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Mar 2015 01:28:57 No.22934565 Report

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6 Porygon.

Fuck up "their" instalment of Final Cut Pro and After Effects to stop producing this fake shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Mar 2015 01:49:17 No.22934739 Report

Quoted By: >>22934765 >>22934839

The only correct answer is Alakazam. It has an IQ of 5000 so he can explain why their religion is bullshit.

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Anonymous Mon 02 Mar 2015 01:51:15 No.22934765 Report

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>>22934739
You dropped this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Mar 2015 01:54:26 No.22934803 Report

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>>22933382
They deserve it, literally. They are horrible, sub-human pieces of garbage and deserve to die in as horrible a manner as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Mar 2015 01:57:42 No.22934839 Report

Quoted By: >>22934857

>>22934739
Just have a pokemon evolve in front of them

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Anonymous Mon 02 Mar 2015 02:01:53 No.22934857 Report

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>>22934839
But that's not how evolution works IRL. In Pokemon it's more like metamorphosis

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