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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:35:25 No.22943519 View View Reply Original Report

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You wake up in the Pokemon world.

What is the first thing you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:36:42 No.22943522 Report

Quoted By: >>22943536 >>22943922 >>22943925 >>22944345

>>22943519
catch a pokemon and fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:36:51 No.22943524 Report

Quoted By: >>22944954

You mean I inject myself into the Pokemon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:37:03 No.22943528 Report

Quoted By: >>22943714

piss

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:37:05 No.22943529 Report

Quoted By: >>22943535 >>22943568

Capture a female Ralts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:37:53 No.22943532 Report

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Masturbate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:38:12 No.22943535 Report

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>>22943529
you must be really desperate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:38:16 No.22943536 Report

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>>22943522
This

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:42:15 No.22943555 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:44:18 No.22943560 Report

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>>22943519

As much as I would love to add another inappropriate comment like the posters above, I'll be a bit more realistic.

If I somehow woke up in a Pokemon world I'd probably, except for freaking out cos I have no idea where I am and not being in my own world, look for a Pokemon lab or a police station.
Then I'd get a Pokemon and be the very best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:44:47 No.22943563 Report

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Where do I wake up exactly? I need to know which girl I'm going to coerce into allowing me to stick my penis inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:47:18 No.22943568 Report

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>>22943529
You do realize that fucking a Gardevoir line could give you life imprisonment,right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:52:46 No.22943576 Report

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>>22943519
Get my bearings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:56:22 No.22943590 Report

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masturb8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:57:51 No.22943594 Report

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>>22943568
>pokephilia is illegal
maybe for all quadrupedal mons, first stage NFE's, and baby pokes like happiny but biped fully evolved pokemon are alright.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 06:58:58 No.22943602 Report

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Hope I'm not in tall grass. Shit's dangerous without a Pokémon of your own to protect you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:06:27 No.22943628 Report

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>>22943594

No shit nigger, fucking anything that's non-human will get you in jail.
Also Gardevoir is shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:11:39 No.22943646 Report

Quoted By: >>22943659

Buy a pokeball, catch a Pikachu and punch it in the gut everytime I feel like it, I'll murder that little shit slowly, and then cook its flesh in a crock-pot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:14:22 No.22943659 Report

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>>22943646
Nothin personnel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:17:27 No.22943669 Report

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Chain 6 shiny Smeargles and teach them all Draco Meteor, Eruption, Foul Play, and Freeze Shock.

Then I'll camp around areas where low level trainers fight and send my hit-squad of Smeargles out to literally obliterate their pokemon. I will feed my Smeargle the ashes of their victims.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:23:37 No.22943694 Report

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Team up with the Team. Teach Team how not to suck. Steal rat from baseball cap-wearing bunghole.
>Profit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:24:51 No.22943699 Report

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>>22943628
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:28:14 No.22943714 Report

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>>22943528
underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:28:27 No.22943716 Report

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>wake up at top of Mt. Silver
>with only one Ratata

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:29:46 No.22943721 Report

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>>22943716
lock n load

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:35:38 No.22943748 Report

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Shag all the bitches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:37:37 No.22943756 Report

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Look for employment

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:37:47 No.22943757 Report

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Find Ash's mom,fuck her,run into the tall grass to catch my first pokemon,challenge it to a fist fight,beat trainers for money,save enough for an apartment,continue to save and move to unova,enjoy life for a few years before making more plans,find a waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:44:18 No.22943780 Report

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>>22943669
Impossible,this implies that you encounter a black kyurem. No way you'd survive that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:47:08 No.22943783 Report

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Do I already have an identity or have I just fallen from the sky or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 07:54:21 No.22943794 Report

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>>22943783
Pretty much the whole mystery dungeon situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:05:14 No.22943817 Report

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Get some breakfast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:15:37 No.22943842 Report

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Select "girl".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:18:56 No.22943854 Report

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>>22943699
>crazy old lady
Anon pls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:27:57 No.22943900 Report

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>>22943519
Assuming I wake up with my EDC, I first get out my phone and try to call someone/find out where I am.
If my money is still good, I'll find somewhere to eat.
If I have nothing, I wander around until I find a town with a phone and do the same but without food.

After that, I need to find somewhere safe to sleep and will most likely end up posing as a trainer to sleep at a Pokemon Center.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:31:28 No.22943913 Report

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Go to the nearest place I can find one of these and catch it, after getting some Pokeballs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:35:39 No.22943918 Report

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Try to catch my own semen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:39:36 No.22943922 Report

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>>22943522
well that was quick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:42:25 No.22943925 Report

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>>22943922
Are you new? Everyone saw OP's post and knew >>22943522 would be the first reply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:47:29 No.22943936 Report

Quoted By: >>22943946 >>22943969 >>22943975 >>22944003

>>22943925
not new
just never have seen what's up with this board and wanting to fuck pokemon
you guys are as bad as the ponyfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:50:33 No.22943946 Report

Quoted By: >>22943972

>>22943936
Ponyfags just want to fuck horses. VP has more diversity in what we want to fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:54:49 No.22943969 Report

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>>22943936
Not gonna deny that fact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:55:48 No.22943972 Report

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>>22943946
>these faggots only want to fuck bottom faggots
>we like to fuck all types of faggots: bears, power bottoms, bottoms, fem's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 08:57:13 No.22943975 Report

Quoted By: >>22944222

>>22943936
Don't bring us down to their level man.
They want to fuck horses that show a human level intelligence.
WE don't have that obstacle. WE don't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:07:49 No.22943989 Report

Quoted By: >>22943992 >>22944008 >>22946503

>>22943602
Umm I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure I can drop kick any of the trash pokes at or around levels 2-15 and knock their bitch asses out. Only a punk would run from a fucking zigzagoon or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:08:50 No.22943992 Report

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>>22943989
Or a ten year old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:10:37 No.22943999 Report

Quoted By: >>22944008

>>22943992
dude yes I hadn't even thought of that. Once I realize I'm in the pokemon world, I could just beat up some kid for balls, potions, money and a starter pokemon. GENIUS!

got a fucking chikorita trying to tackle me? kick it's face and hit the kid. GG.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:11:50 No.22944003 Report

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>>22943936
>not new

ya, you're full of shit. day one this bored had lewd. after the scruffening this board still wants lewd

http://strawpoll.me/3489260/r

b-but the poll is old. look it up on the /vp/ archieve. the numbers they discuss are still around 75%

you're just so used to reddit censoring shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:14:01 No.22944008 Report

Quoted By: >>22944015

>>22943989
That's if it doesn't blind you with pin missile or tackle the shit out of you after using belly drum
>>22943999
Kid suddenly uses toxic, you die a slow,painful death after he slits your throat with razor leaf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:16:12 No.22944014 Report

Quoted By: >>22944020 >>22944026 >>22947061

>>22944003
i don't even understand how to work reddit nigger
it's also gay that the top comment is the one with the most likes and how it doesn't go in chronological order
i'm not saying it's never been lewd
just saying
i don't understand
why you faggots
don't jack off to normal shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:16:56 No.22944015 Report

Quoted By: >>22944035

>>22944008
level 2-15 pin missile? I think you mean string shot LOL shit doesn't get good moves until later and that's when it gets kinda dangerous.

that kid got the fucking jackpot if his starter has toxic and razor leaf IMO. But umm, who says I can't punch him in the kidney from behind you know, like a good mugger would?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:18:21 No.22944020 Report

Quoted By: >>22944024

>>22944014
are you perhaps from /b/? all of 4chan gets off to weird shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:19:29 No.22944024 Report

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>>22944020
from /b/ and /sp/ yes
mainly /b/ though
I guess you could tell from my prolific use of the word faggot huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:19:43 No.22944026 Report

Quoted By: >>22944038 >>22944102

>>22944014
lurk more faggot. it's very obvious you're underaged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:21:42 No.22944032 Report

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>>22944024
yeah other boards don't use it nearly as much and if you were from /v/ then you'd already know how shit works. You'll become a degenerate soon enough bro give it time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:21:54 No.22944035 Report

Quoted By: >>22944037 >>22944044

>>22944015
No one said this kid was a begginer,could be a prodigy like most main series MC's are since they're 10. He could be training a 6 I've chikorita,and he might have a flame body magmortar in his team for egg hatching

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:22:54 No.22944037 Report

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>>22944035
*IV

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:23:03 No.22944038 Report

Quoted By: >>22947085

>>22944026
....>muh trumpets
>you faggots will never get remakes
>hoenn baby
I'm not new
gardevoir threads are here everyday
i remember when it was lupunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:25:18 No.22944044 Report

Quoted By: >>22944050

>>22944035
and anyone who isn't expecting a knuckle to the kidney will double over and possibly throw up. Kick him a few times while he's down and those mons are mine. hell I can take his badges too, and the buggers will listen to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:27:46 No.22944050 Report

Quoted By: >>22944074

>>22944044
Maybe,but that means you didn't take his phone which he can use to call the cops and then you'd have a bunch of anus tearing arcanine chasing after you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:28:48 No.22944052 Report

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Gotta fuck 'em all

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:32:29 No.22944059 Report

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Who /paws/ here?

I'm not bui and I don't wanna rp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:35:24 No.22944074 Report

Quoted By: >>22944079 >>22944117 >>22948789

>>22944050
>implying he say my face to give a description

cmon son do you think I'm some nice middle class white boi or something? I know how crime works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:37:15 No.22944079 Report

Quoted By: >>22944081 >>22944379

>>22944074
Psychic pokemon will track you down

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:38:08 No.22944081 Report

Quoted By: >>22944093

>>22944079
just like they track down team rocket right :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:41:12 No.22944093 Report

Quoted By: >>22944109

>>22944081
If the kid has a lucario,then you're screwed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:41:23 No.22944094 Report

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Probably cry with happiness for a good hour

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:44:09 No.22944102 Report

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>>22944026
gary mother fuckin oak
mega meganium

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:45:32 No.22944109 Report

Quoted By: >>22944115 >>22944171

>>22944093
look dude the reason I wanna do bad things at the start is because once I get my gardevoir she can help me see the error of my ways and then change for the better but really I'm lying to her and I'm doing bad things that I'm spinning as good things and she can be the first lawful evil gardevoir duhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:47:02 No.22944115 Report

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>>22944109
If it's all for your waifu,then it's fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:47:50 No.22944117 Report

Quoted By: >>22944140

>>22944074
>cmon son do you think I'm some nice middle class white boi or something?
Well kind of, what would a criminal nigra be doing on the fucking Pokemon board at 4chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 09:54:19 No.22944140 Report

Quoted By: >>22947140

>>22944117
taking a break from fighting game general

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 10:02:14 No.22944171 Report

Quoted By: >>22944182

>>22944109
jesus christ, kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 10:04:37 No.22944182 Report

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>>22944171
if you can't appreciate a mindbroken evil gardevoir then that's your problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 10:05:44 No.22944185 Report

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>>22943519
Find a wild pure Vaporeon to bond with.

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 12:24:30 No.22944205 Report

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Go fast

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 15:12:31 No.22944216 Report

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Go to Snowpoint City and find Candice to become her apprentice.
Then cry nightly about how she'll never like me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 15:14:45 No.22944222 Report

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>>22943975
Underrated post.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 15:18:02 No.22944240 Report

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Catch a Torkoal and get high with Flannery at the hot springs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 15:22:59 No.22944258 Report

Quoted By: >>22944431

I would play Animals Red version and shitpost on the internet about how it is better than the Blue version

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 15:39:12 No.22944327 Report

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>>22943519

Depends on where I end up - hopefully I can find the nearest town or shit.

Offer to work everywhere, build some cash.

Buy pokeballs, items, food, fucking camping gear etc.

Go catch first set of pokemon, train them up near a town - easy access to pokemon center + inns.

Begin adventure when trained enough, fuck over all the gyms, hopefully git gud to beat the League, become Champion.

Get bitches and money, easy pokemon life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 15:43:15 No.22944336 Report

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Find out if I'm a boy or a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 15:44:17 No.22944345 Report

Quoted By: >>22945211

>>22943522
No man, it's gotta be more than that.

You build a relationship with your starter, grow together, bond more as you both mature. After both of you beat the Pokemon league, you go back your home and make sweet love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 15:51:40 No.22944379 Report

Quoted By: >>22944487

>>22944079
Holy shit, psychic pokemon exist.
How is there any fucking crime at all in the pokemon world? How do law enforcement not know that shit in advance and stop it.

Too busy attacking 10 year olds just for walking out of Goldenrod at night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 15:55:50 No.22944400 Report

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Inject myself a 6 legendary team :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 16:03:57 No.22944431 Report

Quoted By: >>22946518

>>22944258
Animals exist in the pokemon world, ya autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 16:06:09 No.22944447 Report

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>wake up
>feel 2 fuzzy things near me, one gives lots of warmth
>look over
>see a typhlosion sleeping on one side
>electabuzz on the other
>huh
>wake up
>continue watching IT Crowd, but with an even more hilarious pokemon twist
>

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 16:11:15 No.22944474 Report

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>Wake up
>get out of bed
>drag a comb
>across my head

Find a Skitty and pet it. Find a lot of other cute pokemon. Pet them. Fuck catching them all, gotta pet em all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 16:14:24 No.22944487 Report

Quoted By: >>22946497

>>22944379
>Alright, Abra, Ralts, and Gothita, you've been gathered here to help us prevent crimes.
>Any crime going on?
>They nod yes
>WHERE!?
>Abra abra abra abra!
>RALTS RALTS!
>GOOOOOTHITA!
>.....WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 16:15:55 No.22944496 Report

Quoted By: >>22945297

Fug the woman downstairs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 16:42:42 No.22944609 Report

Quoted By: >>22944669

>wake up
>thank god
>realize that today is kinda odd
>the dog isnt barking
>no smog
>mom didnt even cook any hog
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 16:48:14 No.22944631 Report

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╰U╯ ヽ(´･ω･｀ヽ)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 16:49:22 No.22944640 Report

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>>22943568
Nice headcannon, faggot.
And anyway, you dont have to tell anyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 16:51:24 No.22944650 Report

Quoted By: >>22944860

Panic, as I'd just be dropped into this world, no pokeballs or pokemon to defend me. Maybe make a friend with a wild pokemon.

Maybe start Pokemon Petting Zoo near a city like Luminose, Goldenrod or Celedon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 16:54:48 No.22944669 Report

Quoted By: >>22944972

>>22944609

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 17:21:30 No.22944860 Report

Quoted By: >>22945176

>>22944650
dude unless you're ready to kick some ratata ass you're not gonna make it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 17:26:12 No.22944891 Report

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Catch a top percentage rattata and lay my enemies to waste

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 17:39:31 No.22944948 Report

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>>22943519
Catch a Pokemon I live and train it. Eventually go to Kalos after Xerneas for immortality then round up Legendaries and use Hoopa to cross over back to this shithole and kill as many retards as I've ever had to deal with on 4chan as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 17:40:37 No.22944954 Report

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>>22943524
Fuck. Off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 17:44:49 No.22944972 Report

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>>22944669
it was a good day

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 17:46:51 No.22944981 Report

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>>22943519
Go back to sleep, this sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 18:21:20 No.22945176 Report

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>>22944860
I'd befriend an Onix. Rattata's won't mess with a fucking Onix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 18:27:00 No.22945207 Report

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>>22943716
Focus sash, nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 18:27:38 No.22945211 Report

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>>22944345
>fucking my bro
I'm not gay you faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 18:43:38 No.22945297 Report

Quoted By: >>22945330

>>22944496

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 18:49:08 No.22945330 Report

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>>22945297
R.I.P. The Shield (2012 - 2014)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 21:29:10 No.22946410 Report

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>>22943519
Look for a waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 21:37:00 No.22946497 Report

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>>22944487
Minority Report must be a really shitty movie in the Pokemon world.
Anyway, I'd probably end up in an asylum for reacting so oddly to Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 21:37:23 No.22946503 Report

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>>22943989
Nigger, that's like an ACTUAL raccoon attacking you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 21:38:58 No.22946518 Report

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>>22944431
Not anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 22:08:33 No.22946807 Report

Quoted By: >>22946887 >>22951388

I'd probably start looking for a Charmander, catch it and start intensive training to challenge Gyms and the League. Another goal would be to get a legendary Pokemon. Maybe Latios or Raikou.

As for other stuff, maybe I'd go and see if I could catch a hot girl, that Lisia girl's cute, though something like Flannery or Elesa is pretty nice too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 22:15:06 No.22946887 Report

Quoted By: >>22946929

>>22946807
You'd have to fist fight that walking flamethrower

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 22:17:26 No.22946929 Report

Quoted By: >>22948823

>>22946887
Just get a bucket of water

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 22:19:23 No.22946958 Report

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the only black people in the pokemon world are basketball and football players and tom's housemaid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 22:26:39 No.22947061 Report

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>>22944014
Dude, even your formatting shows that you're new. LURK MORE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 22:27:57 No.22947085 Report

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>>22944038
>...>

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 Mar 2015 22:31:22 No.22947140 Report

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>>22944140
Yep, definitely black.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 00:13:24 No.22948234 Report

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look 4 my fav pokemon, obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 00:30:57 No.22948393 Report

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>>22943519
Youre mom :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 01:18:52 No.22948695 Report

Quoted By: >>22951635

>>22943519
Catch a mareep
Travel all the regions with her, using her as a fluffy pillow when we camp.
Become a pokemon watcher, sketching different mons I see and keeping data.
I'd love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 01:36:19 No.22948789 Report

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>>22944074
arcanine will smell its way to your black ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 01:42:03 No.22948823 Report

Quoted By:

>>22946929
can't train a deadmander

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 07:16:46 No.22950708 Report

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Have sex with the female trainers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 11:34:14 No.22951388 Report

Quoted By: >>22951408

>>22946807
>implying Lisia, Flannery or Elesa would give you the time of day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 11:40:04 No.22951408 Report

Quoted By: >>22951417

>>22951388

Not that anon, but they'd be all over you if you're good enough to beat the League, never mind all the Gyms.

Well, maybe not Elesa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 11:45:28 No.22951417 Report

Quoted By: >>22951466

>>22951408
>some fat fuck with five chins beats the league using shiny perfect iv pokemon
>implying Flannery doesn't have standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 12:05:25 No.22951466 Report

Quoted By: >>22951494

>>22951417

Shame I'm not a fat fuck with five chins then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 12:14:54 No.22951494 Report

Quoted By: >>22951503

>>22951466
Yeah, you're just an obese fuck with six chins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 12:18:12 No.22951503 Report

Quoted By: >>22951509 >>22951516

>>22951494

Nope - I'm not obese, fat, overweight etc.

I'm 6ft - 10 stone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 12:19:36 No.22951509 Report

Quoted By: >>22951512

>>22951503
So you're an underweight skinny bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 12:20:45 No.22951512 Report

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>>22951509

>underweight

That's the average m8.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 12:21:45 No.22951516 Report

Quoted By: >>22951520 >>22952587

>>22951503
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 12:22:48 No.22951520 Report

Quoted By:

>>22951516

>hungry

I eat whatever the fuck I like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 12:49:22 No.22951635 Report

Quoted By:

>>22948695
Wales or N-Z?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 16:26:26 No.22952587 Report

Quoted By:

>>22951516
I don't think the guy on the left is Bruce Lee at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Mar 2015 16:35:47 No.22952637 Report

Quoted By:

>>22943519
get breakfast. probably pancakes

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