Hey bro, don't worry, everyone here is being autistic and they're jealous of your status as a functioning member of society. Also they don't like anything new, and someone admitting they're new is even worse.
I suggest trying to get a trade in one of the general trade treads, just don't mention the whole gf thing or the whole new thing.
If not you can use this method, but only if you haven't updated your 3ds since yesterday. There is a good chance they have a shiny azuril code, if not there are plenty azumarill codes.
http://www.ign.com/wikis/pokemon-omega-ruby-alpha-sapphire/How_To_Catch_Pokemon_Using_QR_CodesGood luck bro! Wish I could help but i don't have any azurill
