This is my story of a crushing victory and confidence in my partner
>Be me, an X-ecuter
>Be playing online
>Running a Tailwind Team consisting of a Mienshao, Noivern, Clawizter, and Medicham
>First turn seems normal, Flinch his Hitmonlee and attack his Braviary with Air Cutter from Noivern
>Bastard takes out Shauna, my Mienshao
>Second turn, send out Clawitzer
>Air Cutter again, finish off his Hitmonlee, then use Ice Beam on Braviary
>Enjoying the fight so far
>Then it happens
>The big baby brought along Crutch-eus and Mega Mewtwo X, can't play online with Legendaries, eh boi?
>He takes out Clawitzer and Noivern, so I'm left with Jasmine, my prized Medicham
>She's my partner and my Mega, a Pokemon that's been with me since Platinum
>We've been through a lot together, and I trust in her
>Final Round
>Mega Evolve Jasmine, ready for anything!
>His Mewtwo uses Recover
>Mistake.jpeg
>Critical Hit Drain Punch!
>Arceus fainted!
>Just two Fighting/Psychics, eyes locked and health full...
>Jasmine used Zen Headbutt!
>Mewtwo used Psystrike!
>She has nine hp left...
>I take a deep breath, and quiet my mind
>Jasmine! Zen Headbutt, full speed!
>I moved first
>Mewtwo, one of the fastest Pokemon in the game, was outspeed by a Pokemon that I smoke weed and sit in a cave with on weekends
>Mewtwo fainted!
>I hug Jasmine and tell her that I am proud to be her partner

I know I called my opponent a scrub for using Legendaries, but I actually enjoy taking out people who bring in nothing but Mewtwos and Rayquazas. Their mostly sloppy, using moves like Hyper Beam and Fly. I'm not the best trainer in the world, but I felt the exhilaration of a champion upon defeating him. Strategy and confidence defeats careless power and reckless teams. Medicham is my spirit guide, and my favorite Pokemon. Getting sweat pants colored like hers soon, really like the coloring on it and the feel of sweats.

Anyone else have stories like this?