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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 07:19:44 No.22968531 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>22968690 >>22968842 >>22969851 >>22972872 >>22972955 >>22974172 >>22974222

ITT, slowpoke moments you've had.

>just realized Psyduck is supposed to be a platypus, not a duck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 07:20:52 No.22968535 Report

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in before muk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 07:23:40 No.22968542 Report

Quoted By: >>22968579

Uh, no, I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a duck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 07:30:57 No.22968579 Report

Quoted By: >>22968609 >>22968659 >>22968694 >>22974280

>>22968542
Go google what a duck looks like, then google a platypus. Tell me which one looks more like a psyduck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 07:40:50 No.22968609 Report

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>>22968579
fuck you, nobody can be this dumb unless its on purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 07:49:16 No.22968625 Report

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Only recently found out Rock doesn't resist Ice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 07:51:49 No.22968632 Report

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M-Rayquaza didn't need a Mega Stone to evolve. I thought it automatically held one when you caught it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:02:47 No.22968659 Report

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>>22968579
The duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:13:18 No.22968690 Report

Quoted By: >>22968701

>>22968531
It's almost total lack of flying moves didn't clue you in?
Or its claws?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:14:18 No.22968694 Report

Quoted By: >>22968723 >>22968749 >>22968750 >>22968769 >>22969656 >>22969667

>>22968579
That's probably why it has "duck" in the name, because it's a platypus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:16:52 No.22968701 Report

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>>22968690
>implying ducks are birds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:21:19 No.22968722 Report

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slowpoke thread post slowpokes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:21:30 No.22968723 Report

Quoted By: >>22968734 >>22968740

>>22968694
Dude, it's okay to be wrong. Most of us thought it was a duck at one point. But clinging to old misconceptions just makes you look like a stubborn dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:23:12 No.22968734 Report

Quoted By: >>22968744

>>22968723
Classification: Duck Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:24:18 No.22968740 Report

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>>22968723
To be fair, it's an easy mistake to make. The simplicity of the cartoon style can make it hard to tell the difference between animals with similar features. Plus, ducks are more commonly depicted as being bright yellow than platypuses are.
It might have helped if Psyduck learned more poison moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:25:43 No.22968744 Report

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>>22968734
Blastoise.

Classification: Shellfish Pokemon.

checkmate, Pokédex fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:28:00 No.22968749 Report

Quoted By: >>22968759 >>22974272

>>22968694
>that's why it has "mr." in its name, because it can be female

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:28:24 No.22968750 Report

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>>22968694
>That's probably why it has "duck" in the name
Next you'll be telling us it's a psychic type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:31:51 No.22968759 Report

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>>22968749
There weren't genders in gen 1. That's why the nidos are different families.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 08:37:02 No.22968769 Report

Quoted By: >>22968811

>>22968609
>>22968694
Stop forcing your shitty meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 09:01:10 No.22968811 Report

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>>22968769
Calling out autistic headcanon is not a meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 09:11:30 No.22968842 Report

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>>22968531
But Psyduck is a mix between a duck, a platypus and a Kappa.
If anything it resembles a kappa the most

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 09:30:21 No.22968901 Report

Quoted By: >>22969063

Camerupt's cry sounds like it's saying "allahu akbar"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 09:32:17 No.22968906 Report

Quoted By: >>22969549

I thought Xatu was a Gen 3 Pokemon for 10 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 10:18:51 No.22968998 Report

Quoted By: >>22969048 >>22969632

I only discovered that there is an Antidote hidden under a big tree in RBY Vermilion Forest like 1 year ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 10:30:43 No.22969019 Report

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I thought OP wan't a faggot, I was wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 10:46:17 No.22969048 Report

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>>22968998
That's not really a slowpoke thing. "Slowpoke" is taking years to figure something out that should have been immediately obvious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 10:50:28 No.22969063 Report

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>>22968901
WAK WOK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 10:51:28 No.22969065 Report

Quoted By: >>22969553 >>22969683

>Charmeleon isn't related to Eevee
>Or a chameleon
>Or a duck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 10:55:04 No.22969073 Report

Quoted By: >>22969079 >>22969109 >>22969111

Porygon was originally going to be an eeveelution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 10:56:21 No.22969079 Report

Quoted By: >>22969095

>>22969073
>eON
>eON
>eON
>gON

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 11:05:33 No.22969095 Report

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>>22969079
that's because it is gone from the family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 11:07:02 No.22969096 Report

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>Electric doesn't effect rock types

So many of the ground/rock types in the early game just made me assume it couldn't hit Rock types so I never bothered trying against them when it came to shit like fossil pokemon and Sudowoodo (yeah all the way into Gen II). Then I randomly used thunderbolt on Lances Aerodactyl by misclick and was confused as fuck when it hit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 11:17:09 No.22969109 Report

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>>22969073

Its an origami crane you dumb shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 11:18:50 No.22969111 Report

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>>22969073
MOZART
O
Z
A
R
T

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 11:26:04 No.22969131 Report

Quoted By: >>22972875

Just a
Hoppip
Skiploom and a
Jumpluff

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 13:35:36 No.22969514 Report

Quoted By: >>22969520

22968625
Wait. Then why do I think this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 13:36:45 No.22969520 Report

Quoted By: >>22969534

>>22969514
>Fucked up reply
I knew I shouldn't chan high..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 13:38:32 No.22969527 Report

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I thought Luvdisc evolved into Alomomola

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 13:40:31 No.22969534 Report

Quoted By: >>22969544

>>22969520
>LOL guise! I'm high! xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 13:43:29 No.22969544 Report

Quoted By: >>22969560

>>22969534
you sure put me in my place

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 13:44:08 No.22969549 Report

Quoted By: >>22969682 >>22969746

>>22968906
People always say this about the likes of Skarmory and Gligar. That's because you underage fuckers' first game was RSE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 13:45:08 No.22969553 Report

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>>22969065
...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 13:46:12 No.22969560 Report

Quoted By: >>22969578

>>22969544
Not that guy, but you are seriously a faggot though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 13:49:27 No.22969578 Report

Quoted By: >>22969677

>>22969560
:^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:02:39 No.22969632 Report

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>>22968998
>Vermilion Forest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:08:43 No.22969656 Report

Quoted By: >>22974435

>>22968694
Why not? Poochyena/Mightyena are wolves and they have "hyena" in their names.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:10:40 No.22969667 Report

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>>22968694

Charmeleon is a chameleon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:14:05 No.22969677 Report

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>>22969578
Case in point. Keep being cancerous, fella.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:14:28 No.22969679 Report

Quoted By: >>22974309 >>22974423

>people actually thinking psyduck resembles a duck more than a platypus

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:16:04 No.22969682 Report

Quoted By: >>22969697

>>22969549
Really? I thought it was because Skarmory/Gligar were version exclusives with a low encounter rate and Natu was only found in a part of the Ruins of Alph that you never have to visit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:16:16 No.22969683 Report

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>>22969065
What is Charvee?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:20:46 No.22969697 Report

Quoted By: >>22969713

>>22969682

Those Pokemon had tcg cards, toys and appeared in the anime during gen 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:23:35 No.22969709 Report

Quoted By: >>22972827

Took me til like 4th gen to learn that poison types are unable to get poisoned no matter what.

Also a common mistake I make is forgetting that Electric attacks on Rock types are fair game (more so when they are fossil mons for example) and it is only because of the Ground typing that cause Electric attacks to be useless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:25:07 No.22969713 Report

Quoted By: >>22969721 >>22969738

>>22969697
>tcg
nobody plays it
>skarmory/gligar toys
>in gen 2
>anime
no one watches it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:27:25 No.22969721 Report

Quoted By: >>22969766

>>22969713

Whatever makes you feel less retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:30:35 No.22969738 Report

Quoted By: >>22969766

>>22969713
>Posting on /vp/
>Literally about nothing but Pokemon.
>Think no one give a shit about Pokemon just because he don't.

You are either a complete dumbass or trying to do damage control and failing horribly which once again make you look like a complete dumbass. Just do yourself a favor and just leave this thread, you lost. Just be happy you aren't a tripfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:31:58 No.22969746 Report

Quoted By: >>22969750

>>22969549
>That's because you underage fuckers' first game was RSE

Why does everyone on this board thinks RSE being your first game makes you underage?
You're thinking of Gen 4/5. My first game was RSE and I'm 22

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:33:31 No.22969750 Report

Quoted By: >>22975522

>>22969746

Because they assume everyone starts playing Pokemon at 5-6 years old, which is just stupid. 3rd gen was my first and I'm 23.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:35:50 No.22969766 Report

Quoted By: >>22969782

>>22969721
>>22969738
Not him but that's not what he was saying. He was talking about pre-4chan Pokemon era
Also
>if you play the games you also consume all Pokemon media

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:39:15 No.22969782 Report

Quoted By: >>22969792

>>22969766

What kid in the 90s only played the games and ignored everything else? I didn't know a single one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:40:28 No.22969786 Report

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When I was a kid I always thought rock was also immune to electric.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:41:26 No.22969792 Report

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>>22969782
I had some cards and watched the anime a few times but it's understandable that someone could not know about ONE Pokemon if they didn't get that card/watch that episode/have that version

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:42:02 No.22969796 Report

Quoted By: >>22969802 >>22969804 >>22969810 >>22969880 >>22974189

Actually, Psycuck is a Kappa not a duck nor a platypus

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:43:14 No.22969802 Report

Quoted By: >>22969809

>>22969796
Where's his rain dish head hole?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:43:38 No.22969804 Report

Quoted By: >>22969809 >>22969811

>>22969796

So how does this resemble psyduck at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:44:35 No.22969809 Report

Quoted By:

>>22969802
it's loosely based on one
>>22969804
hair

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:44:38 No.22969810 Report

Quoted By:

>>22969796

Lotad and its evos are kappas

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:45:15 No.22969811 Report

Quoted By: >>22969832

>>22969804
It was heavily stylized so it could be easily rendered on the gameboy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:46:15 No.22969820 Report

Quoted By: >>22969912 >>22970501 >>22973949

>Be anon
>Be 9 when Ruby comes out
>Trying to do the braille Regi puzzles by using the manual
>"Last comes Wailord"
>Never seen a Wailord so have no clue what it is
>Notice I haven't seen the evolution for Loudred either
>Assume it means Wailord as in "Lord of Wails" because Whismur and Loudred are about shouting.
>Spend ages training up a Whismur because I'm not at Victory Road to catch a Loudred yet
>Finally evolves
>Fucking Exploud

I was so lost and I gave up, and made sure to not bother doing the Braille in Emerald (So at this point I still had no fucking clue what the Regi's were). Then Wallace sent out his Wailord in the Champion battle and my brain caved in on itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:48:53 No.22969832 Report

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>>22969811

If they wanted it to look like a kappa they could've done it, there are tons of Pokemon more detailed than Psyduck in R/B.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:54:04 No.22969851 Report

Quoted By: >>22969861

>>22968531
used to think pre gen IV that ice is SE against rock because frost wedging

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 14:56:05 No.22969861 Report

Quoted By: >>22970143

>>22969851
That's the logic behind ground dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 15:00:02 No.22969880 Report

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>>22969796
Golduck is a kappa, that doesn't mean it's preevo is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 15:07:47 No.22969912 Report

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>>22969820
>Trying to do the braille Regi puzzles by using the manual
GOD I did this too, so tedious but felt so good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 15:55:49 No.22970122 Report

Quoted By: >>22976712

Op you fag it's a duck If it was a platypus it would have a tail and even in its second form it still doesn't have a tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 16:01:37 No.22970143 Report

Quoted By: >>22970146

>>22969861
frost doesn't wedge rock. i mean i know glaciers carve the ground, but frost wedging applies specifically to rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 16:02:38 No.22970146 Report

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>>22970143
>frost doesn't wedge rock
i mean frost doesn't wedge the ground as much as it does to rock, fug

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 17:20:08 No.22970501 Report

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>>22969820
>Lord of Wails
top fucking kek

you made my day anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 22:32:57 No.22972827 Report

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>>22969709
>poison types are unable to get poisoned
That's like common sense if you've ever played an RPG

Also fire types are immune to burn, ice types are immune to freeze, and electric types are immune to paralysis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 22:40:22 No.22972867 Report

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psyduck isnt a platypus. platypus have big flat tails, are brown, and venomous. only similarity they share that psyduck doesnt share with ducks is that it doesnt have a pronounced neck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 22:41:01 No.22972872 Report

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>>22968531
>it wasn't until gen 4 that I realized burn cuts your attack stat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 22:41:16 No.22972875 Report

Quoted By: >>22972904

>>22969131
>pip
>loom
>luff
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 22:47:32 No.22972904 Report

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>>22972875
>pi[p]
>lo[om]
>luf[f]
>pomf
Pomf confirmed to make the line

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 Mar 2015 22:58:54 No.22972955 Report

Quoted By: >>22973994

>>22968531
Yep.
>didn't know Slowpoke evolved into Slowking until fucking Gen VI
>thought Psychic was super effective against Ghost because Gengar was the only ghost-type I ever used till Gen V
>thought ground was SE against ice
>that Mold breaker worked the same as Cloud nine
>that the terrain moves stacked
>that Fighting was SE against Fairy because all I ever used was Luke and its Bullet Punch as its only priority move

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 01:16:25 No.22973949 Report

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>>22969820
oh shit man thats actually made my sides hurt from laughing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 01:25:31 No.22973994 Report

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>>22972955
So, you thought fighting was SE against fairy because you used a steel type move on fairies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 01:49:11 No.22974172 Report

Quoted By:

>>22968531
>hurrr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 01:50:53 No.22974189 Report

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>>22969796
That's more of Golduck than Psyduck, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 01:56:01 No.22974222 Report

Quoted By:

>>22968531
i've only just started playing gen 2 (silver)
The only other game I've ever played was red

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 02:01:58 No.22974272 Report

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>>22968749
mr. mime's name in japanese is barrierd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 02:03:37 No.22974280 Report

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>>22968579
yes, that's why psyduck's japanese name is "koduck", which litteraly means "child duck". Not to mention is know as the "duck pokemon".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 02:07:41 No.22974309 Report

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>>22969679
Well, the nostrills say duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 02:10:44 No.22974325 Report

Quoted By: >>22974357

i just realized that the unova musketeers are based on lions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 02:16:19 No.22974357 Report

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>>22974325
this is the worst meme tentative ever; you're even forgetting half of this horrendous joke. you can't be real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 02:24:13 No.22974423 Report

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>>22969679
Yellow, pointy tail, beak is closer to a duck, separated head, English and Jap names both have "duck" in them

I fail to see how this thing is supposed to be a platypus instead of a stylized duck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 02:25:38 No.22974435 Report

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>>22969656
>Poochyena/Mightyena are wolves

Says fucking who? Your headcanon fanfiction?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 05:23:19 No.22975522 Report

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>>22969750
I fucking started with HGSS.
And I'm 27.
My girlfriend got me into it, though. She's been playing since forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 09:22:02 No.22976648 Report

Quoted By: >>22976763

I had a slowpoke realization ABOUT slowpoke.

I used to think it was slowpoké. As in, a slow pokémon. Then years later I learned "slowpoke" is a slang term for a slow person... English isn't my first language if you couldn't tell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 09:45:46 No.22976712 Report

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>>22970122
This is bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 10:04:30 No.22976763 Report

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>>22976648
Holy fuck

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