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Quoted By: >>22974947
Part 77: http://archive.moe/vp/thread/22861376
Chapter Directory: http://pastebin.com/sgnYBisD
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>POSTGAME START
The first thing your stepfather does upon seeing you for the first time in ages is slap you across the face like a little bitch.
"O-Ow! What was that for!?"
"CALEM, MON FILS! . . . What makes you think you can just disappear in the middle of a nazi balloon invasion and not call me beforehand with the use of the family TracFone?! You know how much I worry, and don't be afraid of running out of minutes, I bought like, nine-hundred for all of us!"
Your father is a rather... eccentric fellow, to the point where he often becomes disillusioned with reality and blissfully oblivious to any ongoing conflict for the sake of focusing on extremely trivial details. It's worth noting that he is also the professor of the region.
Chapter Directory: http://pastebin.com/sgnYBisD
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>POSTGAME START
The first thing your stepfather does upon seeing you for the first time in ages is slap you across the face like a little bitch.
"O-Ow! What was that for!?"
"CALEM, MON FILS! . . . What makes you think you can just disappear in the middle of a nazi balloon invasion and not call me beforehand with the use of the family TracFone?! You know how much I worry, and don't be afraid of running out of minutes, I bought like, nine-hundred for all of us!"
Your father is a rather... eccentric fellow, to the point where he often becomes disillusioned with reality and blissfully oblivious to any ongoing conflict for the sake of focusing on extremely trivial details. It's worth noting that he is also the professor of the region.