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>>22978136
You want headcanon? Here you get headcanon.

>there is no Dark type gym because said type is frowned upon in the whole world for being so mischievous and the Pokemon League doesn't want to be associated with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:11:19 No.22978607 Report

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>>22978175
Thats hot as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:12:18 No.22978614 Report

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>>22978598
Karen was a test of a dark type elite four member that went over fairly well, hence Sidney and Grimsley. The League still wants to keep it out of the gyms, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:16:10 No.22978643 Report

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>>22978614
Problem is, Sidney was an E4 before Karen chronologically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:17:30 No.22978656 Report

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>>22978643
Well if that's the case, then Sidney was the test run, and then Karen and Grimlsey were the results.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:19:04 No.22978663 Report

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>>22978643
>G3 was before G2
?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:29:30 No.22978735 Report

Quoted By: >>22978756 >>22978821 >>22979077

The fossil revival process couldn't fully restore Aerodactyl's DNA. The Mega Evolution was only able to evolve the rocks left over in its body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:32:11 No.22978756 Report

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>>22978735
w8 wut

extrapolate in further depth level fields please your be-vaguery here is killing me in the cuck canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:32:19 No.22978757 Report

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>>22978663
Gen 3 happens at the same time chronologically as gen 1.
Gen 2 was 3 years after gen 1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:37:28 No.22978802 Report

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>>22978598
>You want headcanon? Here you get headcanon.
You make it sound like your headcanon is some DEEPEST LORE type shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:38:30 No.22978807 Report

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>>22978323
The word "cuck" comes from the word "cuckold", which involves you wanting someone to steal your girl to make you feel inferior.

That being said, Mr. Mime (or Barrierd as I like to call them) are just European people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:40:08 No.22978821 Report

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>>22978735
Holy shit that's fucking hilarious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:42:30 No.22978838 Report

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>>22978175
>Mr. Mime breaks into homes at night and cucks human wives in their sleep
So it goes into their house and has sex with their husband and gets pregnant, afterwards forcing the wife to raise the mutant half-human halfbreed as their own after wiping their mind?
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:48:28 No.22978876 Report

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>>22978838
He thinks it's hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:50:17 No.22978891 Report

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>>22978136
Are you retard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:52:21 No.22978902 Report

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Headcanon:
>Lt.Surge was never in any war, the old man that says he served under him is actually his therapist playing along with his soldier-kin client

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 17:54:59 No.22978924 Report

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>>22978175
New headcanon that expands on this.

Mr. Mime is Ash's father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 18:04:52 No.22978989 Report

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>There are people who think /v/ is worse than this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 18:06:48 No.22979003 Report

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>>22978989
/v/irgin please go. Your board will always be more shit than everything else except /b/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 18:07:49 No.22979012 Report

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>>22978218
He hates him for using buzzwords without knowing what they mean

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 18:09:01 No.22979022 Report

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>>22978989
/v/ is literally modern /r9k/ tier shit only with "m-muh vidya" as the theme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 18:10:08 No.22979037 Report

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>>22979003
>>22979022
/vp/'s been worse than /v/ since XY and you know it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 18:14:21 No.22979060 Report

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>>22978598
Is she a lesbian or is she fucking her Umbreon? This is a very important question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 18:16:23 No.22979077 Report

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>>22978735
But this is bullshit, in XY they tell you that mega aerodactyl is how aerodactyl actually looked back then, and the fossil revival machine did a very poor job in bringing it back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 18:33:00 No.22979228 Report

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>>22979077
So Aerodactyl looked more like a fossil (rocks and shit on his wings) before he was fossilized?
That's pretty dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 18:34:36 No.22979240 Report

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>>22979060
She's a whore.
She fucks whatever you pay her for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 18:36:58 No.22979259 Report

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>>22978838
That's how Ash was concieved.

Also, OP's mistake is understandable, cuck has become associated with interracial since almost all cuck porn is interracial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 18:44:50 No.22979315 Report

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>>22978924
>>22979259
I thought Mimey was just Ash's adopted father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 18:51:36 No.22979365 Report

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Can Mr. Mime be the unofficial cuck Pokemon? It fits him so well.
>mixed race(species?)
>in the anime he's shacked up with another man's wife
>kind of looks like Louis CK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 20:03:31 No.22979956 Report

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>>22978802
But it is. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 20:17:14 No.22980069 Report

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>>22979003
>/b/
>bad

Do you like memes or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 20:18:15 No.22980077 Report

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>>22979022
SO no differen't to /vp/ if you change "vidya" to "pokemon"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 20:24:43 No.22980141 Report

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>>22978150
The technically, not fetishized, definition of cuckoldry, is when a monogamous female bears offspring from a male other than her partner while still paired with that partner. A lot of animals including humans can have cuckoldry rates approaching 20 or 30%

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 20:24:54 No.22980144 Report

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>>22980069
>The same threads over and over
>Good
If I had never gone to /b/ before and went there once, I could immediately say what the active threads are every single time. You never get any original discussion there, and if you do, the thread either dies or gets "le epic spiderman spam memed xd"

That place is an ocean is a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 20:26:11 No.22980154 Report

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>>22980144
ocean of shit*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 21:00:13 No.22980337 Report

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>>22979315
Ash is primarily human but he shares some pokemon tendencies, he is ageless, forgetful (he acts as if he has never seen a pokemon before every time he sees it even though he has seen it several times before and scans it with the pokedex) he is a pretty horrible battler (uses ineffective moves e.g having froakie use bubble beam on a grass type (wild pokemon also tend to do this)) and he cares very deeply about pokemon to the point where he strays from his goal to help solve their problems and he has psychic powers, sometimes minor (such as being able to ocasionally "just know" when something happens) to very major such as being able to control aura like lucario, and he doesn't appear to have any problems with comprehending what pokemon say despite not speaking their "language"

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