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>>22979243
Red is a canon cuck, friendzone by Misty and Daisy even ingame. It's not like a healthy female would take the risk to pass autism genes to their children.

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 19:57:41 No.22979900 Report

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>>22979354
he's 10

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 20:04:57 No.22979966 Report

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>>22979900
By the time of B2/W2 He's like 20 somethin

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Anonymous Sat 07 Mar 2015 20:29:34 No.22980179 Report

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>>22979354
What about Yellow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 00:08:51 No.22981732 Report

Quoted By: >>22981739 >>22989359

>>22979243
what my son said he wanted to watch pokemon so I thought "what is pokemon" then I searched "pokemon" on google and I saw a picture of the pink bitch and it said "pokemon" so I thought "hey this might be sum good shit for my son" so I let him see it and then he came to my room shitting and pissing all over himself so I said "what the fuck are you doin" he said that ther cartoon was scary so I thought "wat" then I marathoner the shit series thin I found out it was called mirri nick and then I wasFUCK
so I whopped his fat ass and then I went home cuz my 80 inch boner was tired so I said to my son "hey you best not watch that chineeseses shitt cuz them makers have been smokin sum seriously nasty shit" he said "okay deyd" so instead of having beautiful sex intrecourse I had a wanking competision with my dog it took like 20 minutes but he eventually sop I wenmt to sleeP but then, i waeak up bcuz my son said "wat can i watch" i said "its 3 o clock in the middle of th night!" *dun dun dun dun dundnun* then mu son said "yeh but i cant slepp" then i said "ok imma set on something for u theat is gooood for your health" so i put on ovatar the last beerbender and then i want to a party club and had sex 2 tims with sum girls and then i went home amd i saw my son watching mirir kcin and i was like "WAT YOU FUNDAYSUN" and i took his face and rammed it up my dogs asshole

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 00:09:59 No.22981739 Report

Quoted By: >>22981747

>>22981732
tl;dr

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 00:11:05 No.22981747 Report

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>>22981739
nice way of saying "wurds to big. Brain hurt"

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 00:28:56 No.22981848 Report

Quoted By: >>22982064 >>22986739

>>22979243
>hurr, look how edgy an NPC turned into a superboss is

>>22979354
>cuck

You know how I know you're both retards? Kill yourselves. Red has his bros like any true trainer. He doesn't need the bitches anyways.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 00:56:32 No.22982064 Report

Quoted By: >>22985832 >>22985854

>>22981848
Underage can't browse this board, please leave or expect consequences.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 13:32:22 No.22985832 Report

Quoted By: >>22986739 >>22986753

>>22982064
>I don't have any remote argument
>I'll just call them underage b&

Literally retarded. Fuck off and kill yourself. This is now a Red thread.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 13:37:58 No.22985854 Report

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>>22979243
>>22982064
The average "Redgy"tard.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 14:06:27 No.22985963 Report

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I don't like giving hugs.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 14:42:05 No.22986140 Report

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Why are fedorafags so retarded?

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 16:34:42 No.22986739 Report

Quoted By: >>22989582 >>22989688

>>22981848
>>22985832
>>22985854
Being so mad because your fanfic and edgy by canon character is shamed by others, you anon are literally a whiny child. Like those kids that used to defend Vegeta or that gay elf from LOTR back in the elementary school. It's a lost cause, you can't add parfume and dress a shit and pretend it's not ahit anymore, ot's the same with Red.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 16:36:40 No.22986753 Report

Quoted By: >>22989582

>>22985832
>he has spotted me and knows i'm underage
>better act like an underage claiming the opposite
Pfff...

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 22:24:58 No.22989229 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 22:36:20 No.22989359 Report

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>>22981732
>then I searched "pokemon" on google and I saw a picture of the pink bitch and it said "pokemon" so I thought "hey this might be sum good shit for my son"

I'm fucking dying, send help

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:08:45 No.22989582 Report

Quoted By: >>22989625 >>22989663 >>22989963

>>22986739
>>22986753
Why are you both literally so fucking retarded? Red is literally just the player character you played as in the first Pokemon games ever made turned into a superboss as a symbolic challenge for the next generation and just a guy who only cares about his Pokemon and his adventure. He doesn't have any grand ideals or shit like that just for its own sake. That is canon. You're the only retards ironically repeatedly sinking to using shitty fanon interpretation as an argument when you do not have shit to use. And then you pathetically sink to calling anyone who calls you out on your bullshit underage when you're clearly the only retarded 12 year olds here. You're both nothing but filthy retarded underage shitposters.

"Edge"tards are the worst. You're both samefags at this point. Your shitty obnoxious posting style is painfully recognizable. Get the fuck out and back to /v/ or whatever shithole you crawled out of or better yet kill yourselves already.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:14:52 No.22989604 Report

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So this...is the power of...woah...genwunner whiners...

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:16:51 No.22989625 Report

Quoted By: >>22989679

>>22989582
But anon, my character didn't have shit team nor was worthy of a disappointing challenge.
Aside from this, you are behaving like a child and sound more annoying than anyone else in this thread.
>"kill yourself >:-D" in every post of yours
This is actually being edgy.

Or you're just falseflagging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:20:17 No.22989663 Report

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>>22989582
Almost bit!
Haha, then I have realized you were trying to start a meme.
Here's your reply tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:21:45 No.22989675 Report

Quoted By: >>22989692 >>22989702

>This Redgy shit actually pisses /vp/ off

lol, it's like a cute quirk this board has or something. Fine, Red isn't edgy, better now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:22:16 No.22989679 Report

Quoted By: >>22989711 >>22989786 >>22989963

>>22989625
>telling someone to kill themselves is "edgy"

This is why you're an edgetard, you stupid faggot. And I'm not going to allow a bunch of drooling retards on the internet to just say whatever they want when they've already destroyed the meaning of at least 2 words. Go fuck yourself.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:23:09 No.22989688 Report

Quoted By: >>22990185

>>22986739
>edgy by canon character
There is absolutely nothing "edgy" about canon Red, he's just a normal fucking kid going on an adventure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:23:23 No.22989692 Report

Quoted By: >>22990185

>>22989675
He isn't. He sat on a mountain in Johto because he forgot how to fucking walk to Kanto. Charizards in Gen 1 couldn't Fly. He was stuck in Mt. Silver.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:24:37 No.22989702 Report

Quoted By: >>22989786

>>22989675
Because it's fucking retarded. You idiots are unironically using shitty fanon to say something is "edgy" when you're using the shitty something that can be associated with edgy shit is edgy by default.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:25:37 No.22989711 Report

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>>22989679
le superior specimen faec

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:36:42 No.22989786 Report

Quoted By: >>22989917

>>22989679
>>22989702
Stop baiting anytime, now it's just not fun when you do it so explicitly.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:36:46 No.22989787 Report

Quoted By: >>22989808 >>22989825 >>22989905

>"You fucking tools, if you've ever actually READ Dawkins you would know that the existence of Arceus is not supported by any modern theory. You literally worship something that you have no basis for worshiping. Science is the only answer to this mysterious world we live in."

-Red

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:39:13 No.22989808 Report

Quoted By: >>22989818 >>22989820

>>22989787
Can science explain your missing eye

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:40:22 No.22989818 Report

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>>22989808

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:40:47 No.22989820 Report

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>>22989808
Average Sugimori art.

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:41:14 No.22989825 Report

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>>22989787
top lel

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:50:33 No.22989905 Report

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>>22989787
>I have literally no argument, so I'll just post pictures with pretentious quotes

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:51:34 No.22989917 Report

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>>22989786
>continually shitposts and gives absolutely no argument besides hurr butthurt underage Redgyfag
>tells me to stop b8ing

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:53:21 No.22989931 Report

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Anonymous Sun 08 Mar 2015 23:56:55 No.22989963 Report

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>>22989582
>>22989679

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 00:27:01 No.22990185 Report

Quoted By: >>22990230

>>22989688
>>22989692
Don't argue with anyone who unironically uses the internet version of "edgy". It's only good for people with anger issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 00:33:50 No.22990230 Report

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>>22990185
Isn't "unironically" a confirmed meme too, anon? Ironically posting "unironically" brings you no respect.

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Anonymous Mon 09 Mar 2015 02:17:44 No.22990889 Report

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Any good pictures of Red just hanging out with his bros? Keep that "badass" shit out of the thread.

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