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For March 14, I'm getting my boyfriend what any good partner would -- steak and a blowjob -- but I figure it would blow his GODDAMN MIND if he woke up to a level 1 shiny Voltorb in his motherfucking PC (Electrode is his favorite), so I'm going to make that fucking happen.
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You're a fucking awesome gf/bf (if you're not lying, which I don't think you are)
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>>22984377 I'd just inject it, if it's done right you can't tell if it's real or not
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>>22984377 spoiler: just inject it :^)
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>>22984437 This is my favorite thing about /vp/
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>>22984377 Are you really hung up on it being legit?
Because I have an old AR (and a PS), so I could theoretically gen you one up with his Trainer name and ID and import it to XY/ORAS.
Figured I'd off just in case.
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I can help you out, do you want any moves on it? or for it to be EV trained?
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>>22984584 Hey sorry for disappearing for so fuckin long, and yeah sure! Any egg moves possible would be great, I'll leave that up to your opinion. Don't worry about EV training it, I think he'll probably want to do that himself
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>>22984584 Not super hung up I guess buuuuuuuut legit would still be better, I think it'd be more special. And I dunno if we're ever gonna go to a VGC but in case we do I'd like him to be able to use it? Thanks though!
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>>22984818 Voltorb has no egg moves
>>22984826 Electrode is completely unviable in VGC, I wouldn't bother taking it
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Post tits and I'll give you what you want without taking any of your eventmon/legends
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>>22984871 OP is a guy moron. He said "partner"
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>>22984882 and that means he can't post his man tits?
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>>22984847 Then yeah, don't need any moves or EV training or anything like that.
And Electrode may not be SMOGONVGCGODTIER or whatever the fuck people say nowadays BUUUUT favorites are favorites, aint nothin to be done about that. And if my man wants to battle with a shiny Electrode he's gonna battle with a shiny Electrode.
My favorite is fucking Magikarp so imagine my despair. But HEY at least it can learn FUCKING BOUNCE from move tutors now apparently. What a beautiful world we live in.
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>>22984377 OP here, holy shit apparently I work tomorrow morning. News to me. I'll check on this thread again tomorrow, thanks to all the offers so far. You guys are awesome.
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>>22984934 I'll get to breeding a shiny Voltorb for you, and if you get one before then I'll just keep it. Your boyfriend sounds lucky to have a great SO.
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>>22984377 This is such a reddit-tier thread.
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>>22984377 Reddit pls leave
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>>22984377 just wait until next year's valentines day jesus christ. Steak and blowjob day is the most reddit-tier "holiday" ever, if receiving chocolate on valentines day makes you feel insecure about your manhood you might as well transition to a woman right away.
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>>22985975 >>22985998 >>22986390 The first thing that came to my mind when I read the OP. Cringe as fuck.
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>>22986469 There is White Day in Japan, which is celebrated on the fourteenth of March, and the girls get gifts from the boys they give chocolate to. Usually something nice.
But this shit has given me cancer.
