Came back to check my thread only to realize that it's gone. Couldn't even find it in the archives. VERSION 2: For March 14, I'm getting my boyfriend the usual -- steak and a blowjob -- but it would blow his fucking mind if he woke up to a level 1 shiny Voltorb in his motherfucking PC. So I'm going to make that happen.

WTT Latios, Groudon, Virizion, Uxie, Cobalion, Rotom, or Rayquaza

If the legit baby Torb has an attack- or speed-beneficial nature (without fucking over the other stat), I'm also wtt shiny Raikou, Japanese, Pokérus

Any takers? 2019-9727-8429
Help me blow my boyfriend's fucking mind! because I'm a good partner and he cooks for me all the time and deserves a shiny fucking torb

inb4 Inject it, I don't have the patience for that shit, just take my legendaries

P.S. FORGOT TO MENTION LAST TIME, I'm also a drawfag. I used to frequent /vp/ as Rade drawfag, drawing people's trainers and the like. I'll gladly draw you a picture of your trainer or your favorite pokémon or whatever weird shit you may want in exchange for a level 1 shiny torb.