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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 07:48:13 No.23000678 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23000696 >>23000699 >>23000724 >>23001144 >>23001160 >>23001247 >>23001810 >>23001842 >>23001872 >>23002417 >>23002470

Why does this even exist? It's just a cross between regular Audino and Chansey. It doesn't look cool or anything, just another blob that goes ignored. Out of all the cool Unova Pokemon like Hydreigon, Basculin, Krookodile, Eelektross, Chandelure, Zebstrika, Conkeldurr, Druddigon, Haxorus, etc. etc., they chose this forgettable piece of shit?

Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 07:51:55 No.23000696 Report

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>>23000678
I meant Blissey when I said Chansey. Still though, can anyone give me a reason that this should be a mega and not a regular evolution?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 07:52:14 No.23000699 Report

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>>23000678
If they chose something like Chandelire, who, with a bare buff to Sp.Atk and the rest going into speed and defenses, they realized people would be all like shibbidy, dibbidy, wibbidy doo, time to kill six million Jews, shibbidy, dibbidy, wibbidy wee, time to suck rancid cum from my wee wee

Nobody knows why they would even say that in the first place, and it makes no fucking sense. So they went with Audino to spare the world the aforementioned type of thing from happening on any sort of large/wide scale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 07:57:18 No.23000724 Report

Quoted By: >>23000800

>>23000678
Just wait till Healer gets its inevitable retcon to heal status for all Pokemon on your field at the end of the turn.

Then it'd have some merit in Singles as well, with CM, Wish, Dazzling Gleam, and Fire Blast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 08:00:17 No.23000741 Report

Quoted By: >>23000800

It's cute, that's all it takes for GF to throw Pokemon into their game.

Believe me, I'm still waiting for Mega-Cofagrigus, hell I just want them to acknowledge it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 08:11:11 No.23000800 Report

Quoted By: >>23001132 >>23001668 >>23002250

>>23000724
>>23000741
Those still aren't reasons for it to be a mega instead of a regular evo. It doesn't look like a mega, which I realize is objective but come on, it's like someone stuck a needle in Blissey and let it deflate. My theory is that someone in GameFreak likes it so they gave it a mega to satisfy themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 09:51:13 No.23001132 Report

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>>23000800
You're right, It needs more spikes to be a mega :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 09:57:17 No.23001141 Report

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I'd do anal with Audino
Chansey too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 09:58:34 No.23001144 Report

Quoted By: >>23001160

>>23000678
>tfw pokefusions become a thing in gen 7

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 10:02:48 No.23001160 Report

Quoted By: >>23001218 >>23001874

>>23000678
>liking Basculin
>ever

That is Sadfish's spot, you piece of fucking shit.

>>23001144
Kyurem is as far as they can go without pulling shit and has more than enough justification. And fusion is something only autists mostly like and almost never executed properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 10:18:33 No.23001200 Report

Quoted By: >>23001213 >>23001834

Why the hell does anyone even like Druddigon? It's an ugly designed piece of shit that doesn't even evolve and can't even fly despite having wings. How pitiful.

People hate Samurott and I could argue it's amazing in comparison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 10:24:03 No.23001213 Report

Quoted By: >>23001255

>>23001200
I like them both.

The only bad Pokemon out of all of them are Patrat and Watchog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 10:24:39 No.23001218 Report

Quoted By: >>23001262

>>23001160
I'd prefer fusion to Megas. If they're going to go the DeviantART-tier route might as well go all out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 10:37:59 No.23001247 Report

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>>23000678
i would even use this thing on my team if it had a good ability but honestly it's a fucking downgrade from regenerator on a normal audino

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 10:39:46 No.23001255 Report

Quoted By: >>23001267

>>23001213
>people who like Garbodor and Vanilluxe don't even like Patrat or its shitty evolution

This is how you know you made a shitty Pokemon. The fact that Gen V had so many other good Pokemon, but had the worst mouse and bird ever is fucking infuriating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 10:41:39 No.23001262 Report

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>>23001218
>not wanting your Pokemon to become Super Saiyan

Even if DBZ was shit, it's one of the most priceless concepts of all time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 10:44:00 No.23001267 Report

Quoted By: >>23001701

>>23001255
>tfw you love Patrat

all I feel is that I have shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 12:43:58 No.23001668 Report

Quoted By: >>23002250

>>23000800
Yeah, I have no idea why this is a mega evo. It's like GF has forgotten regular evolutions still exist. Same issue with mons like Mawile. I'd argue only an already evolved mon should qualify for a mega.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 12:55:33 No.23001701 Report

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>>23001267
Patrat is cute, but Watchog is just awful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 13:14:13 No.23001810 Report

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>>23000678
>It doesn't look cool or anything
Wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 13:18:44 No.23001834 Report

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>>23001200

They're both better than the stupid ass dog family.

We already have enough dogs as it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 13:20:31 No.23001842 Report

Quoted By: >>23001908

>>23000678
They were testing the concept of a full support mega evolution. I didn't go over well, as people just want to use their megas as setup sweepers or walls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 13:27:23 No.23001872 Report

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>>23000678
>cool Unova Pokemon
>Basculin
>cool

opinion invalid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 13:27:31 No.23001874 Report

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>>23001160
>wah muh forlorn fish fakemon
>not liking angriest fish
C'mon anon, why you got to be like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 13:35:24 No.23001908 Report

Quoted By: >>23002386

>>23001842
Literally the only problem is the ability. Healer is garbage. Aroma Veil (to protect le no attacks Audino from taunt) or Friend Guard would have been perfect. The stats and typing are pretty good (+20 Sp. Atk should have gone into defenses) and Audino already has a perfect movepool. Healer was just the wrong choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 14:58:18 No.23002250 Report

Quoted By: >>23002376 >>23002409

>>23000800
>>23001668
Eviolite
Game Freak is trying not to dissuade people from using evos if they're given them. Audino with Eviolite, Regenerator, and access to Trick Room among other support moves would be pretty horrifying. It's one of the reasons we got so many 2-mon lines in X/Y, where the base mon was empirically shit competitively.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:28:39 No.23002376 Report

Quoted By: >>23002464

>>23002250
If GF was really that scared of eviolite, they could just have not brought it back like the gems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:30:07 No.23002386 Report

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>>23001908
Friend Guard would have still been ripped to shreds because it's worthless in 6v6 single battles. Aroma Veil would have been nice though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:33:25 No.23002409 Report

Quoted By: >>23002476

>>23002250
It's no worse than to nerf Eviolite to 1.33x or even 1.2x. And even if that seems to be too much they could always leave the item out.

I seriously doubt a single item is the reason they haven't made that many cross-evolutions lately. And the amount of pokémon that would be broken with Eviolite is very minimal as well.

If it still is too much of a big deal you could always just leave the item out. Although I doubt anything would be that broken with a nerfed Eviolite when we see how fast the power creep is moving anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:34:26 No.23002417 Report

Quoted By: >>23002423 >>23002426

>>23000678
I wanna jerk on fat Audinos' little cocks, while a fat little female one jerks and rides on mine.

I wanna squeeze on its fat rolls, to make it coo in sexual stimulation. I hope the sexual stimulation is so strong that it looses bowel control and shits soft, moist crap all over me. I'd then gladly wipe its ass crack clean.
Audino then will proceed to run off all giddy happy, loving me forever.

I just love Audino so much! I wanna fuck it, beat it, rape it. I want it to shit on me, piss on me, love me forever.

Audino is love, Audino is life... SO fucking sexy... just look at it... unf... uunnnffff... UUUNNNNGGGGGG... fuck yeah!

If you aren't convinced of how sexy Audino is, just go play with it in Amie.
Rub it, and watch it do its arousing happy pose. Hit it, and see its sexy shocked and scared reaction. Tease it with food as it stares at it dumbly with its mouth open.
Listen to its cooing cries.
If you don't pop a boner, keep on playing with that wonderful Audino. Or you can just feast your eyes on amazing Audino porn.

If you love Audino, you'll also want to read this: http://pastebin.com/etuXUCSK
It's hot. Makes my dick rock hard. :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:35:31 No.23002423 Report

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>>23002417

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:35:57 No.23002426 Report

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>>23002417
That picture is hot beyond words.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:36:36 No.23002431 Report

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>>23002423

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:37:40 No.23002436 Report

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>>23002431

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:38:44 No.23002443 Report

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>>23002436

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:39:53 No.23002450 Report

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>>23002443

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:40:58 No.23002463 Report

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>>23002450

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:41:05 No.23002464 Report

Quoted By: >>23002476

>>23002376
They did bring the gems back, but they haven't been made available for the average player yet. It'll probably be some distribution similar to the Custap Berry.

I wouldn't doubt it. Maybe they will nerf Eviolite if it gets to that point, but for now they used it as one of the proponents for introducing Mega Evolution.

http://pokemondb.net/pokebase/231893/what-are-all-the-items-that-were-discontinued
So far Pokemon has a history of keeping all introduced (competitive) battle items, so I doubt they'd drop it, unless they do another complete rehaul like the type chart/move power change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:41:42 No.23002470 Report

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>>23000678
Mods plz be asleep.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:42:03 No.23002474 Report

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>>23002463

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:42:16 No.23002476 Report

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>>23002464
Second sentence and on was meant to reply to this:
>>23002409

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:44:05 No.23002484 Report

Quoted By: >>23002498

>>23002474
>>23002470
Literally search any part of the copypasta on moe archive and you should find my old threads where some I was able to dump my entire Audino folder. It's been several months since I've last done this :^)

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:45:24 No.23002498 Report

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>>23002484

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:52:42 No.23002524 Report

Quoted By: >>23002529

>>23002498
le meds r awake now

I wanna jerk on fat Audinos' little cocks, while a fat little female one jerks and rides on mine.

I wanna squeeze on its fat rolls, to make it coo in sexual stimulation. I hope the sexual stimulation is so strong that it looses bowel control and shits soft, moist crap all over me. I'd then gladly wipe its ass crack clean.
Audino then will proceed to run off all giddy happy, loving me forever.

I just love Audino so much! I wanna fuck it, beat it, rape it. I want it to shit on me, piss on me, love me forever.

Audino is love, Audino is life... SO fucking sexy... just look at it... unf... uunnnffff... UUUNNNNGGGGGG... fuck yeah!

If you aren't convinced of how sexy Audino is, just go play with it in Amie.
Rub it, and watch it do its arousing happy pose. Hit it, and see its sexy shocked and scared reaction. Tease it with food as it stares at it dumbly with its mouth open.
Listen to its cooing cries.
If you don't pop a boner, keep on playing with that wonderful Audino. Or you can just feast your eyes on amazing Audino porn.

If you love Audino, you'll also want to read this: http://pastebin.com/etuXUCSK
It's hot. Makes my dick rock hard. :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:53:50 No.23002529 Report

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>>23002524

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:54:54 No.23002534 Report

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>>23002529

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:56:04 No.23002545 Report

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>>23002534

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:57:10 No.23002552 Report

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>>23002545

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:58:14 No.23002556 Report

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>>23002552

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 15:59:37 No.23002567 Report

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Anonymous Tue 10 Mar 2015 16:00:43 No.23002575 Report

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