Hello Anons, just want to say a personal experience with pokemon, how I got into it, and things I regret>Be Me >Be 9 years old >2003 (Not much interest over the internet back then) >Pokemon Sapphire came out that time >Begin Playing and start getting the gist of Pokemon >Start looking for "Rare" Pokemon in game (Eg. Bagon, Raltz, Feebas) >Decide on finding Raltz first because it was the easiest >Caught a male Raltz and continued to make my Pokemon team >Kids in school were laughing at my Team, and Gardevor >No clue why they laughed but didn't bother me because they all still lost to my team. >Fast forward to 2007(still not much interest in the internet) >Heard about Pokemon Diamond's Gallade (Psych+Fight) >FuckYeah.jpg >Caught first Raltz (Female) >Made it Kirlia and tried using Dawn Stone at it >Fails Miserably >Asked Friends and it felt like my version of the Mew Truck (Just without checking the internet) >One suggestion was make it Evolve into Gardevoir >Evolved, did other activities and Saved >Gave up with Gallade and just sticked to the ones I've got >Still get laughed at by my classmates, but still didn't bother me, still kicked ass >1 Year Later, (Discovered Internet) >Found out google >Found out what people make on fan-art of pokemon >Lost innocence, (was pretty sheltered) but idgaf >Fast forward to Mega Evolutions Being Announced/Fairy type >Exited for Gallade and Salamance Mega Evolution >Only know Gardevoirs >Risk Embarrassment over Mega Evolution >Finish Pokemon Y with full level 100 team similar to Sapphire >Still get mocked at in class for it, still kicked ass. >Heard about Mega Gallade after >Feel betrayed and Crushed >Don't want to Re-do all the effort in getting Gallade
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>>23004036 This image annoys me so much. A regular Gardevoir can't suddenly turn shiny upon Mega evolving.
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>After a while, It clicked >I know why old classmates were laughing at me >I know why I got weird looks from friends when I had a female Gardevoir >I am not a smart man. >mfw I Fucking Miss my innocence >mfw I also wish I knew it sooner >mfw I wish my views in Pokemon weren't so corrupted,
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>>23004073 Blame the creator for being stupid and not having Ralts be shiny for the sake of the joke.
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>>23004073 What if it had a Shiny Gardevoirite?
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>>23004085 >joke It's just a furry drawing his fetishes.
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>>23004041 tl;dr
OP had male gardevoir in team gets laughed at
OP then tried to make Gallade but had Female Kirlia and got laughed at
OP then gave in for Mega Evolved Gardevoir over Being Laughed at...
OP then Heard about Mega Gallade and realized all his efforts are Futile
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>>23004103 Gardevoir isn't a furry, anon.
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>>23004113 >not knowing furry is an umbrella term for being attracted to any nonhuman creature There are more specific terms, but furry suffices in every case except for those few nerds who chime in with "Gardevoir isn't furry!".
I had to look this stuff up for a school project or something.
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>>23004134 Oh, but I was talking about Gardevoir being a furry itself. I don't see fur or anything.
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>>23004151 He was talking about the artist, not the pokemon.
Fun Fact:
People that like monster girls are furry too Anonymous
>>23004181 >People that like monster girls are furry too I'd say only if you're sexually attracted to it.
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>>23004189 The attraction doesn't need to be sexual to count as furry. Tons of furries are into it just for the aesthetic
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>>23004201 Well, I'm not a furry myself.
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>>23004214 I'd say you're borderline
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>Posts a pic of Gardevoir in /vp/ >People talk about Furries
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>>23004036 How the fuck did a regular gardevoir turn into a shiny mega gardevoir ?
Should've used a shiny ralts in the first place.
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>>23004256 >OP Uploads a Pic to Board >Immediately get credited as the artist >People forget about Image search Oh wow, I TOTALLY intended that to hapen
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>>23004134 Is Captain Kirk a furry?
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>>23004036 You didn't find out about the internet until 2008?
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>>23004294 You kinda forgot to read the part where I mentioned I was in a sheltered Lifestyle
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>>23004288 From an observational standpoint you could argue that Kirk is a furry, but in-universe I suppose it wouldn't count because of the reality of the situation in context.
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>>23004294 Not OP, but I didn't get broadband access and was stuck with a time-dependent dial-up plan until sometime in 2007.
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>>23004036 >9 years old in 2003 underage b&
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>>23004333 So the line between furry and not furry is how plausible it is in reality?
That's very broad. Any fictional creature is furry. Are vampires furry?
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>>23004353 >Vampires That depends on whether or not a vampire in any given medium is considered a different species or simply as an infected or cursed human.
In most cases, attraction to vampires could be considered necrophilia.
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>>23004372 I feel like I should be writing all this down.
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>>23004415 Feel free, I guess?
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>>23004372 So Werewolved, Definitely Furries, Right? or is that just Beastiality?
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>>23004442 Werewolves are a funny case. When they're human it's fine, but when they're shifted it's furry.
Unless they literally turn into wolves, then it's bestiality.
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>>23004428 What was the post that he replied to?
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>>23004459 What if wolves are the default?
Is it still fine when they have shifted into human?
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>>23004494 Then the cases are reversed; bestiality when standard, fine when shifted.
>>23004487 archive.moe isn't being very responsive on my end, but here's the thread the cap came from.
https://archive.moe/a/thread/120166578/#120167488 Anonymous
>>23004538 >/a/fags ghostposting on moe why am I not surprised
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>>23004610 Welp, seems like anons got this cleared up
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Before the Post Dies/Purges, Ill give a quick recap of what happened in this post>Anon Posted Greentext about pokemon >Anons saw gardevoir >Anons start talking about Furry >now talking about /a/
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>>23004849 Thank you Anon, now this dead thread will stop complaining about a shiny Gardevoir on art I do not even own.
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>>23004902 As OP you should take full responsibility of the picture you post and acknowledge that your picture will probably derail the thread if it triggers people's autism.
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>>23004916 Fair point, But some OP's just want to watch the thread burn, Im not one of those though
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Why would anyone be laughed at over the gender of their pokemon.I bet those kids are shitposting on /vp/ right now
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>>23004294 I did not actively browser for Pokemon news (serebii and pedo) until late 2006, when I was a freshman in high school. All other times, the computer in the house was just something to type up papers and look up research.
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Are you saying that people are still making fun of you, 12 years later? You sure its the gardevoir that's causing this?
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>>23004931 >being bullied by classmates >didn't use computer for anything other than school work What exactly did you spend your time on, then?
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>>23004931 Thats basically how my time was,
Serebii.net before the internet expansion pack.
>>23004923 Allow me to be specific, they were laughing at my team specifically because I had gardevoir, I don't think it was the gender
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>>23004941 No, everything was normal, there were just times I hesitated bringing my old GBA and DS to school back then, they still liked pokemon though, its just that back then, (and I think, still now) Having a Gardevoir in front of them in a pokemon game was like taboo, unless it was something like "I want to complete my pokedex"
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>>23004962 Wow, Anons are very good when it comes to proper photoshopping and clearing OCD
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>>23004948 I should have mentioned I'm not OP. I was bullied at the private middle school for liking Pokemon when everyone else grew out of it.
I spend most of my time playing gamecube games and gba games. Sonic Adventure 2 battle chao stuff, action replay for the gba, television.
I would be bored as shit if I went back to not relying on the internet.
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>>23005010 The internet, T'is a wonderful place, knowledge is free, ALL knowledge...
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>>23005115 Where's the penis?
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>>23005115 >>23004962 looks like someone beat me to it.
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>>23005124 >>23005115 Shit happens, A+ for effort and content though.
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>>23005115 It's worse, the blue and orange is way too faded, and the chains that overlap on the Mega Gardevoir are darker than they're supposed to be.
>>23004962 is easily better.
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Welp, Goodbye thread, Ill see you in the purged section sometime soon
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>>23005384 How is this still NOT DEAD?
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>>23005603 Janitors are very slow and considering bad at deleting threads, if they even deem it delete-worthy, and /vp/ is an pretty slow board, so the thread won't be falling off for about 7 hours.
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>>23005889 Damn, thats gonna take a while, I'm out!
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>>23005926 /vp/ is very slow when there is no new game set to release.
I don't think this thread will be deleted since it's technically not breaking any rules nor very popular. I guess you just have to wait for it to die naturally.
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>>23004134 So humans are obnoxious faggots who think anything that isn't them is an animal and thus furry? You just made me want this pathetic race to die even more.
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>>23004134 So elves, huldra, sirens, kelpie and all their variations were actually furries? Cut this shit out, dude.
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>>23008203 >hating humanity is so edgy amirite guiz? Anonymous
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>furry is anything nonhuman
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>>23008541 That's just about as edgy as you can get.
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>>23004134 If it's bipedal, covered in fur, and has an animal snout, it's furry. That's all there is too it.
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>>23008813 Humans are flawed and their imperfections are disgusting, they will eventually lead themselves to their own decline and extinction.
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>>23008844 Okay, not even I said that. It's all about the wording.
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>>23008813 I still don't believe anyone who call KLK edgy has actually watched the show.
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OP Here
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>>23004036 >suddenly shiny >is being sexual with its trainer during battle why
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>>23010620 What makes you say this is during a battle?
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>>23010640 I suppose because it's mega evolved
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>>23008816 Pretty much this.
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>>23010620 >>23010640 If you look down at the post, you will see other Anons fixing it for you
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>>23011731 OP, lemme tell ya something.
First of all, your Reddit is showing. I don't give a shit but others will. Second, learn the fucking board culture before you post asshat. I am making a post in your THREAD, not in your POST. Anytime somebody makes a post in your thread, including yourself, it will be bumped to the first page.
>>23010603 This post, and several more of yours in this thread, are bad posts. Don't make posts like those.
>>23005292 >>23005889 >>23006003 These are good posts. Make posts like these.
And for fuck's sake, DO NOT NAMEFAG. NOBODY GIVES A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT YOUR "WITTY" NAME.
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>>23008541 >>23008844 >all humans are obnoxious faggots >acting like you're better than all humans >pathetic >you make me want this pathetic race to die >even more, to imply that you already wanted everyone on earth to die >human imperfection is completely disgusting >nothing edgy Anonymous
>>23012495 Am I saying anything like that because I want to be so cool and deep? No. I am venting personal disgust and hatred based on history and culture because I have every right to and you maymay spewing faggots who use that shitty red and black definition are retards who use shitty buzzwords. Fuck off.
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>>23012522 Calm down, kiddo
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>>23004036 How... how did you go that long without learning about the internet/taking an interest in it? I couldn't imagine a childhood without homestarrunner, newgrounds and albinoblacksheep.
>>23004041 >being this slow at reading something that takes 30 seconds Anonymous
>>23012495 I never claimed to be superior to other humans, I just said that all humans, including you and me, are fundamentally incomplete and unsuited for the lifestyle we lead, and that disgusts me.
Almost all problems a human can expect to encounter are caused by other humans.
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>>23012592 It sucks I missed out on OneyNG, Lemon Demon, albinoblacksheep and Newgrounds ON ITS PRIME.
Basically, I grew up in an extremely sheltered and religious home in the Philippines
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>>23012609 Careful, the /v/ermin will use big scary buzzwords if you say anything that isn't nice about people.
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>>23012609 >I just said that all humans, including you and me, are fundamentally incomplete Cyrus, is that you?
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>>23012970 No, I'm
Dirty Dan. :^) Anonymous
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>>23008816 >umbrella term Furry covers a large number of other terms. Scaly, sects, avians, draconians, etc. etc.
It's called subculture.
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If you apply furry to monstergirls or elves, end you fucking life.
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>>23012609 Why does that completely disgust you? You use such a strong word to describe your feelings toward something shown through a far more minor one, and made a point no one cares about in so doing. That seems edgy.
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>>23012609 Why does that completely disgust you? You use such a strong word to describe your feelings toward something shown through a far more minor one, and made a point no one cares about in so doing. That seems edgy. And what does "incomplete" even mean?
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>>23013066 Who in earth would consider Elves to be monstergirls? I mean, Zeldafags only consider Ruto and Midna to be monstergirls, everyone else are just humans with pointy ears.
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