>>23015562Groudon:Fuck off Kyogre this planet will be a molten wasteland
Kyogre:Eat shit Groudon this planet will be covered and made of water
Groudon:LAND!
Kyogre:WATER!
Rayquaza:Will you guys plz shut the fuck up its only been one billion years and you guys are already acting stupid.
Groudon:Earth doesnt need water it needs land and heat lots and lots of heat
Kyogre:But how will life thrive without water? Face is this planet needs more water than solid matter
Rayquaza:I really need to find another planet......
Kyogre:Besides the life here needs water its simple microbes but in time it will be something great like us.
Groudon:Life?Fuck that
Rayquaza:You know what Im gonna be 400kms above the planet's surface for the next 1 billion years so you two can be idiots all you want.
*1 billion years later*
Rayquaza:THATS ENOUGH!
Groudon:But
Kyrogre:But
Rayquaza:No buts thats it Im putting you two to sleep forever you morons blew up this planet and remade it so many times I lost count after 12 million.You are a threat to the stability of this planet so I will put you two to sleep forever.
Groudon:Fuck you I can do-
Kyogre:You son of a bitc-
Rayquaza:These two magic orbs I created can control the two of you like dummies Im pretty sure nothing bad could happen if I just randomly dumped these somewhere on this planet.
