"Every person has their own personal way of dealing with difficult times… Some get their strength from their faith, some from their belief in reason, and some from just trying to figure out which one from the previous ways is the best. Those are the ways from religion, atheism and agnosticism, respectively.
Through the Human History, wars have been fought, lives have been destroyed and many resources wasted, just trying to figure out who is right. You may have heard that God is the only higher power in whom we should trust, that there is no such thing as a higher power, or that “I have no idea, I’m agnostic.” but, in reality, the only higher power we should trust in is Mudkip. Mudkip is God, Mudkip is All.
But, after all, why didn’t you ever hear about Mudkipism, if it is the only true religion? That is, of course, because Mudkip, our Lord and Savior, works in the most silent ways, using the powers of Water and Ground, the only true elements. You may have noticed that about 73% of the Earth’s surface is Water, while the remaining surface is Ground. Mudkip works in silent, sneaky ways indeed.
But why would you trust a simple, random Mudkipist that is just like any other religious person trying to persuade other people into believing his own religion? Because there’s an irrefutable proof that Mudkip is the one and only God: the Wikipedia says so. If you go to http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fam%C3%ADlia_de_Mudkip, you’ll be able to read the truthful truth of the Universe. Unfortunately, this Holy Script is only available in Portuguese, but as the religion grows, so will the information. Mudkip has its own Holy number and Holy day, which are 258 = 37*(3+7)/√(7-3)+73 and the 25th of August, respectively."