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Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 10:04:45 No.23023048 View View Reply Original Report

ITT, /vp/ humor. I'll start:

Jerry Lee Lewis (the musician) threw a pokeball at caterpie, but it broke out. So he ordered charmander to use flamethrower, then threw a greatball at it. The caterpie was caught, but it had suffered a burn. Jerry Lee Lewis exclaimed "goodness gracious, greatballs of fire!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 10:06:07 No.23023050 Report

Quoted By: >>23023051

>>23023048
That is the worst joke I've ever experienced

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 10:08:09 No.23023051 Report

Quoted By: >>23023059

>>23023050
It's funnier if you imagine Hex Maniac telling the joke, then running off to sulk when no one finds it funny.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 10:15:53 No.23023059 Report

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>>23023051
>Hex Maniac is totally Tomoko you guys XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 10:24:41 No.23023079 Report

Quoted By: >>23023727

A Charizard and a Talonflame are waiting for the bus. The bus arrives and Charizard is the first on. Charizard validates his ticket and Talonflame takes his seat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 11:51:04 No.23023255 Report

Quoted By: >>23023272 >>23023275

Guys, here's a good joke.

Mega Beedrill

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 11:54:08 No.23023272 Report

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>>23023255
That's pretty good. Here's one you might like:
Mega Banette

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 11:55:49 No.23023275 Report

Quoted By: >>23023309

>>23023255
There is literally nothing wrong with Mega Beedrill in UU. It's a top fucking sweeper with some of the most punishing base attack in the tier. Stop this meme. Stop bullying my bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 12:07:39 No.23023309 Report

Quoted By: >>23023351 >>23023360

>>23023275
>in UU
Exactly. Even in its Mega form, it's still a Route 1 shitmon that can get eaten up by hawluchas and gardevoirs. What's the point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 12:09:55 No.23023318 Report

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Goodra can be whatever it wants :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 12:23:46 No.23023351 Report

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>>23023309
>If it's not OU, it's utter shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 12:27:05 No.23023360 Report

Quoted By: >>23023424

>>23023309
>Beedrill losing to gardevoir

okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 12:55:05 No.23023424 Report

Quoted By: >>23023465 >>23023673

>>23023360
>implying mega needledick can OHKO mega gardy
>implying mega gardy isn't going to slap your shit on the next turn

Beedrill has pathetic SpDef.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 12:56:44 No.23023431 Report

Quoted By: >>23023432

Here's a good one:
Special Swellow

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 12:57:48 No.23023432 Report

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>>23023431
Hey fuck you, Boomburst ends worlds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 13:06:05 No.23023465 Report

Quoted By: >>23023478

>>23023424
In before someone tries to defend Beedrill against Gardevoir by giving it a moveset no one would ever use competitively.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 13:09:22 No.23023478 Report

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>>23023465
all you need to do is mega beedrills poison jab

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Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 13:53:02 No.23023588 Report

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>mfw imagining gardevoir's slender and elegant frame being torn into by beedrill's mandibles and stingers
>witnessing the trainer's beautiful grief as he cradles the gardevoir's wilted body

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 14:25:00 No.23023673 Report

Quoted By: >>23023707

>>23023424
>252+ Atk Adaptability Mega Beedrill Poison Jab vs. 0 HP / 24 Def Mega Gardevoir: 588-692 (212.2 - 249.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Keep crying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 14:35:12 No.23023707 Report

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>>23023673
Congratulations, you just won the argument everyone else stopped caring about two hours ago.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 14:41:03 No.23023727 Report

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>>23023079
then my bro venusaur uses sneaky pebbles and they die xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 16:46:26 No.23024125 Report

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>>23023048
Why doesn't anyone love Jumpluff?
Because he's a drifter.
Why won't I tell you guys a joke about Koffing?
Because he stinks.

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Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 17:20:07 No.23024275 Report

Quoted By: >>23024300

I could tell you a joke about pentaperfect shinies but you probably won't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 17:24:26 No.23024289 Report

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So is Hexfags a thing now?
That's something I could get behind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 17:26:45 No.23024300 Report

Quoted By: >>23024314 >>23024335

>>23024275
>hexaperfect
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 17:29:29 No.23024314 Report

Quoted By: >>23024342 >>23024344

>>23024300
Who goes for hexaperfect when chances are only five different stats are being used?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 17:34:15 No.23024335 Report

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>>23024300
I wonder if anyone's ever successfully bred a team of six legit hexaperfects with the right natures and abilities on all of them?

Statistically it's got to have happened. Considering the millions who play, some poopsocker's got to have done it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 17:35:48 No.23024342 Report

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>>23024314
>what are mixed attackers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 17:36:29 No.23024344 Report

Quoted By: >>23024352

>>23024314
Yeah that's a good point.

You can dump either Attack or SpAttack; as far as I know there's no reason to max both of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 17:37:39 No.23024352 Report

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>>23024344
>there's no reason to max both of them

Obviously you might want to have physical attacks and special attacks on the same mon.

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