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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2015 18:28:06 No.23030786 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23030808 >>23030813 >>23030828 >>23031043 >>23033814 >>23033963 >>23036450 >>23037025 >>23037091

>Swalot has no teeth, so what it eats, it swallows whole, no matter what. Its cavernous mouth yawns widely. An automobile tire could easily fit inside this Pokémon's mouth.

There are no cars in ORAS though. Wtf!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2015 18:30:01 No.23030808 Report

Quoted By: >>23030827 >>23031053

>>23030786
Did you forget how the game starts?

>moving truck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2015 18:30:59 No.23030813 Report

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>>23030786
Guess how you got to your new house in Littleroot, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2015 18:32:18 No.23030827 Report

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>>23030808
>>23030813
Apparently, trucks aren't vehicles
they are Pokemon

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2015 18:32:22 No.23030828 Report

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>>23030786
Maybe Swalot ate them all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2015 18:57:46 No.23031043 Report

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>>23030786
Swalot is my second favorite Gen III Pokemon. Just narrowly below Altaria.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2015 18:58:42 No.23031053 Report

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>>23030808
>implying trucks are cars

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2015 19:06:53 No.23031110 Report

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>>23031053
Was about to post that...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 01:53:36 No.23033814 Report

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>>23030786
Look at this big guy. He's so fucking cute with his chubby lips and mustache.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 02:13:06 No.23033963 Report

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>>23030786
>What if in X and Y the blackout in lumiose was really Swalot eating the tyres off the taxis?
>What if the cars in Blak and White drive above route 4 and on the Skyarrow bridge so that Swalot can't eat the tyres?
>What if the truck at the S.S. Anne really had a Swalot under it in Red and blue, and was stuck there as Swalot ate the tyres?
>What if cycling roads are a Swalot free zone so Swalot doesn't eat the tyres?
>What if the cyclists always move so that Swalot doesn't eat the tyres?
>What if the bikes are so expensive in Kanto because tyres are valuable goods due to the Swalot?
>What if the lack of tyre based transport is due to Swalot?
It all makes sense OP. You've finally cracked the biggest mystery in the series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 07:19:28 No.23035424 Report

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>>23033963
Why am I laughing at this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 07:26:43 No.23035445 Report

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>that comic where May is devoured by a Swalot
gave me nightmares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 07:31:49 No.23035455 Report

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>>23035445
Disgusting. How dare they use such a loving beast for their depraved garbage fetishes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 08:02:40 No.23035566 Report

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>>23033963
deepest lore

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 12:33:21 No.23036450 Report

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>>23030786
He has no style. He has no grace.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 12:35:09 No.23036463 Report

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>>23035455
They were designed for vore and the vorefags caught on

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 12:47:44 No.23036511 Report

Quoted By: >>23036535 >>23036592

>hurr there are no cars in this game!

>doesn't realise that the game has to use real-life objects as reference in comparison with a pokemon's ability so you actually get an idea of how powerful its ability is.

It never stated there were vehicles in the game.

You're all a bunch of autists...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 12:55:36 No.23036535 Report

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>>23036511
Must feel good that you're the only one with reading comprehension in this thread hey?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 13:08:55 No.23036574 Report

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>>23036535
Canada, pls

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 13:20:18 No.23036592 Report

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>>23036511

Do you actually think cars don't exist in Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 15:20:45 No.23037025 Report

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>>23030786
>There are no cars in ORAS though.
What's the problem? You want Pokemon to be like FFXV or something? Let's ask for the main character to be part of a boyband while were at it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 15:34:42 No.23037091 Report

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>>23030786
I really wish it wasn't outclassed so much by fucking every other Poison-type. Weezing is a better wall and it's offenses are too shitty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 16:10:42 No.23037264 Report

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I keep randomly hearing the part of the DK rap arrangement from Melee where they sing about the Kong with stretching arms and can't stop imagining Swalot swinging around with his whiskers to escape a trainer or inflating and launching into the sky like a ballistic missile ripping through planes.

What the actual fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 16:12:44 No.23037277 Report

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>>23037091
Fucking this. I'm not even sure a mega could help it too much if it doesn't have some niche so it isn't outclassed by other bulky poison types. That is if it even if it gets one, its not Beedrill-tier shit, but I feel this and other shit like Dewgong, Cherrim, Maractus etc. will be forgotten as they aren't popular or as bad as Beedrill was.

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