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>>23032816
I know seals can move on land but they are slow compared to a land animal meaning using one in a land battle makes it a sitting duck.

Now how does this move in land?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2015 23:30:30 No.23032908 Report

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>>23032837

Float like they do in the anime/games

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2015 23:32:48 No.23032922 Report

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>>23032816
it really makes you wonder how there can still be people who don't believe in evolution when seals exist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 14 Mar 2015 23:50:49 No.23033036 Report

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>>23032922
If evolution exists then why arent other monkeys evolving into humans
#rekt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 05:43:45 No.23035151 Report

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>>23033036
because they still believe in fictional characters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 05:47:55 No.23035159 Report

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>>23032786
>>23032837

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 05:49:52 No.23035167 Report

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>>23032786
Because it's a children's game, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 05:52:28 No.23035174 Report

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>>23032786
Tentacool just tried to be cool with it.

Dewgong just dews it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 06:40:01 No.23035306 Report

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>>23032786
>>23032816
I'm just laughing so fucking hard right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 07:13:15 No.23035405 Report

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Dewgong is good. Seel is shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 07:15:34 No.23035411 Report

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>>23032786
It inches forward, like a caterpillar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 07:17:17 No.23035417 Report

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>>23032807
Lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 07:21:10 No.23035430 Report

Quoted By: >>23035504 >>23035571 >>23035656

How the hell does this thing actually walk? Itslegs are too short for it to be capable of even running,

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 07:36:02 No.23035468 Report

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>>23033036
I have a gripe with Charles Darwin; how in the fuck is losing something like a tail or the kind of movements monkeys can effortlessly make evolution?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 07:36:51 No.23035470 Report

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>>23035468
Why would you need tails if you dont live in trees?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 07:46:40 No.23035504 Report

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>>23035430
>Itslegs are too short for it to be capable of even running

>speed:61

He's not going anywhere fast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 07:54:08 No.23035542 Report

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>>23035468

Evolution isn't improvement, it's adaptation.

Humans have no need for tails, thus we lost them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 08:04:12 No.23035571 Report

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>>23035430
The people who draw pokemon have a huge boner for making the "fearsome" looking dinosaur pokemon have stubby little legs and enormous ass/hips so they're basically sitting even while standing.

FC: 0490 - 6183 - 1437

FC: 0490 - 6183 - 1437 Sun 15 Mar 2015 08:08:23 No.23035597 Report

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>>23032816
2cute4m3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 08:14:21 No.23035622 Report

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>>23035571
How does Tyranitar not fall trying to even walk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 08:24:28 No.23035656 Report

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>>23035430
>pre evo's are rock/ground
>becomes rock/dark

For what purpose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 13:23:32 No.23036599 Report

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>>23035656
Tyranitar is literally an uncaring asshole by nature who picks fights just for shits and giggles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 13:26:41 No.23036617 Report

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>>23033036
It's common knowledge that they evolve through trading and monkey trading is illegal most places. Black people are monkeys that evolved when the white man stole them from Africa then traded them to other people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 13:30:14 No.23036630 Report

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>>23035542
Not really.
Evolution isn't a system where shit goes "oh i need flippers, i'd better grow some"

It's more like "Oh shit look at that freak over there with the flippers hahaha OH SHIT I AM DROWNING OH GOD SAVE ME FLIPPER BOY"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 18:18:02 No.23037975 Report

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>>23032786
The real question is how the fuck any non-water type can fight underwater.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 18:23:50 No.23038016 Report

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>>23037975
The shitty limb anatomy of most pokemon make swimming impossible meaning most of them would sink and die. I mean look at Venusaur how the fuck could that thing swim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 18:30:31 No.23038077 Report

Quoted By: >>23038131

>>23038016
Fucking Rhyperior is usable underwater. A pokémon x4 weak to water. I guess that Solid Rock ability makes wonders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Mar 2015 18:35:44 No.23038131 Report

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>>23038077
Yes but it wouldnt be capable of even swimming due to the sheer density of it body making it an anchor.I mean drop a rock in water and see if it floats now drop a boulder and see again.

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