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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:06:01 No.23068579 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23068622 >>23071206 >>23071248

Mole crickets are so based.

Why don't we have a ground/bug mole cricket Pokémon yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:07:21 No.23068585 Report

Quoted By: >>23068597 >>23068600 >>23069507 >>23071158

Wait, mole crickets?

Was God drunk when he made this animal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:07:39 No.23068586 Report

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Why do you want more bug pokemon

most of them suck ass, GF clearly hates them along with ice types

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:09:26 No.23068597 Report

Quoted By: >>23068606 >>23068669

>>23068585
>Was God drunk when he made this animal?

inb4 some Atheist says God doesn't exist and turns the thread into a shitstorm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:10:34 No.23068600 Report

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>>23068585
Get a load of these neat little bastards. They ask for hugs when you pick them up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:11:16 No.23068606 Report

Quoted By: >>23068611

>>23068597
>Atheist

STOP LABELING ME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:12:47 No.23068611 Report

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>>23068606
Wtf is "labeling" either you consider yourself part of a group or you dont. I never understood this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:14:41 No.23068622 Report

Quoted By: >>23068636 >>23068640 >>23069478 >>23071825

>>23068579
There are a lot of neat things that are yet to become pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:14:49 No.23068624 Report

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That's literally an unfinished land lobster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:16:01 No.23068636 Report

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>>23068622
And that's only its penis.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:17:29 No.23068640 Report

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>>23068622
We need that and a fish pokemon as a counterpart and they evolve when you trade them like carrablast and shelmet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:20:44 No.23068658 Report

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>>23068640
The fuck are you talking about you retard lord? That's only one of its many preys. The fish doesn't stand a chance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:23:30 No.23068669 Report

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>>23068597
God doesn't exist

but I know someone who is still alive to this very day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:23:34 No.23068670 Report

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>>23068658
>being this autist about an imaginary fish

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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:24:40 No.23068677 Report

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>>23068670
It doesn't make sense!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 04:26:18 No.23068686 Report

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>>23068669
Fuck off Salieri

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 07:01:40 No.23069478 Report

Quoted By: >>23071202

>>23068622

Except the animal you posted already exists in the form of binnacle and barbaracle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 07:19:53 No.23069507 Report

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>>23068585
Considering the flying scorpions, the blobfish, the pink fairy armadillo, the aye aye, the goblin shark, the panda ant, the penis snake and the platypus... probably, yep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 08:13:29 No.23069667 Report

Quoted By: >>23069807

What kind of abilities would a mole cricket have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 08:44:38 No.23069807 Report

Quoted By: >>23069818

>>23069667
burrow: grants the user immunity to flying and fire moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 08:46:54 No.23069818 Report

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>>23069807
If it makes it weaker to water moves then yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 15:47:00 No.23071158 Report

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>>23068585
You best not be talking shit, anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 15:56:49 No.23071202 Report

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>>23069478
Jesus Christ, just read the names you retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 15:58:03 No.23071206 Report

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>>23068579
>implying we will ever get another ground bug type besides shitcada

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 16:06:03 No.23071242 Report

Quoted By: >>23071245

DELELELELELE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 16:06:55 No.23071245 Report

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>>23071242
That's a normal cricket

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 16:07:21 No.23071248 Report

Quoted By: >>23071258 >>23071811

>>23068579

There is one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 16:08:33 No.23071257 Report

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>>23071245
I dunno, the claw/violin bows that Kricketune has don't belong to normal crickets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 16:08:34 No.23071258 Report

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>>23071248
And that's a cicada.

Jesus Christ this all has to be trolling. I took the bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 16:10:01 No.23071262 Report

Quoted By: >>23071268

>>23071257
They do, but on the legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 16:10:41 No.23071263 Report

Quoted By: >>23071271

i wish they made an armadillo pokemon, but i guess i'll just have to deal with kangaskahn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 16:11:42 No.23071268 Report

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>>23071262
Ah, you got me there. I completely forgot about that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 16:11:42 No.23071269 Report

Quoted By: >>23071276

>>23071257
That's because it's part violin beetle or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 16:12:23 No.23071271 Report

Quoted By: >>23071285

>>23071263
Sandshrew is pretty close.
Kangaskhan definitely not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 16:13:28 No.23071276 Report

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>>23071269
The violin beetle is called like that because of the shape of its body...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 16:15:15 No.23071285 Report

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>>23071271
kangaskahn has all the markings of an armadillo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 18:05:29 No.23071811 Report

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>>23071248
If a pokemon was based on one it would be almost the same morphologically. Or worse yet, we could get a literal half mole/half cricket hybrid. Asking for another bug/ground type that looks 95% asking for too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 18:08:09 No.23071825 Report

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>>23068622
Scolipede?

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