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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 18:28:51 No.23071942 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23071969 >>23072070 >>23072818 >>23073920 >>23073932

Who /asshole/ here?

>tfw using Shell Smash sets on kids' shitty legendary-filled teams and crushing their dreams of becoming the pokemon master

What was gamefreak thinking when they made that move, holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 18:31:54 No.23071969 Report

Quoted By: >>23073001

>>23071942
Iori plz go

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 18:47:27 No.23072070 Report

Quoted By: >>23073757

>>23071942
the move is pretty balanced the only poke that can abuse it is cloyster. Other shell smash users really needed a move like that to help compete in their tiers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 18:50:10 No.23072084 Report

Quoted By: >>23072639 >>23073688

Kids and hipsters get pissed when you use lots of legendary pokemon, especially ones they think are overpowered or ugly, so I try to fit Keldeo and Landorus on most of my teams. People hate losing against them.

Children hate losing against cute stuff that has a lot of defense, and being walled. Alomomola and Blissey are good for this, especially if they're one of those kids who rarely switches and puts their favorite box legend on every team, since most of them are special attackers. Primal Kyogre and Xerneas getting killed by Toxic Blissey is sad but funny.

Competetive gags hate losing against luck based stuff or anything they consider "uncompetitive", which usually consists of Evasion boosting with Minimize, which Blissey also learns. Blissey is probably one of the most enraging pokemon out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 18:53:46 No.23072103 Report

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>Iori will never roll you like you're her little bitch, give you that smug look and bully you
>You will never destroy Makoto's team of cuties like Lilligant, Frillish, Gothorita etc and tell her she's far cuter and should dress more like them so she blushes and can't look at you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 20:09:59 No.23072574 Report

Quoted By: >>23072890 >>23073352

>tfw using Horn Drill sets on Smogonfags shitty strategy-filled teams and crushing their dreams of becoming the pokemon master

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 20:20:06 No.23072639 Report

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>>23072084
This. That one person who disconnected (no, not forfeited) just before he was about to lose was either a butthurt kid or a butthurt japanese player.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 20:44:29 No.23072818 Report

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>>23071942
You want to be an asshole, eh?

>Taunt/Disable Mega Gengar
>Taunt/Encore Whimsicott
>TR/Guard Split/Safeguard Carbink
>Minimize Chansey

During XY, someone actually got to the top of Battle Spot Doubles with this team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 20:50:36 No.23072890 Report

Quoted By: >>23072965

>>23072574
>implying it can actually hit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 20:58:56 No.23072965 Report

Quoted By: >>23072993

>>23072890
It hit more than most think.
The smongonfag keeps using his boost because he think it'll never hit, and boom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 21:03:55 No.23072993 Report

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>>23072965
got any evidence? I always laugh at scrubs who think they can beat top tier smogon sets with horn drill.

Where were you when shootingstarmie challenged /vp/, fag?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 21:05:00 No.23073001 Report

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>>23071969
He just really liked that pic...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 21:56:13 No.23073352 Report

Quoted By: >>23073379

>>23072574
I send out Pinsir with a scope lens and guillotine their team.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 22:00:05 No.23073379 Report

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>>23073352
>The accuracy of Guillotine depends on the level of the user and the level of the target and is worked out with the formula: Accuracy = ((level of user - level of target) + 30)%. Guillotine ignores all changes to accuracy and evasion stats.

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Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 22:47:57 No.23073688 Report

Quoted By: >>23074638

>>23072084
>Pokemon showdown a long time ago
>Start with a sandstream hippowdon followed by 5 shuckles

I remember a battle to lasting like 700 turns. Shit was jokes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 22:55:53 No.23073757 Report

Quoted By: >>23073902

>>23072070

Only Poke that can abuse it is cloyster? nah dude. Smeargle/Gorebyss can Smashpass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 23:21:16 No.23073902 Report

Quoted By: >>23073948

>>23073757
Gorebyss is outclassed by Huntail and Smeargle is better off using Geomancy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 23:25:40 No.23073920 Report

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>>23071942
You forgot Tirtouga, Shelter and fucking Dweddle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 23:29:07 No.23073932 Report

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>>23071942
>What was gamefreak thinking
they weren't

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 20 Mar 2015 23:32:22 No.23073948 Report

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>>23073902
>Gorebyss is outclassed by Huntail
Said no one above 1400.
>and Smeargle is better off using Geomancy
It's called having alternatives.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 01:13:45 No.23074638 Report

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>>23073688

>Acupuncture
>Rest
>Toxic
>Double Team (if it's legal)/Wrap (maybe?)/Encore (extra annoying goodness)/Safeguard/Sandstorm (if you're playing XY aka shit)

Even one boost on both defense stats with acupuncture is basically game over

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 12:34:54 No.23076944 Report

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>set up my Pdon with Bulk Up x2 + Rock Polish
>he tries to trick me with Aegislash
>Aegislash used King's Shield!
>Groudon used Rock Polish!
>Player 2 forfeited!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 21 Mar 2015 12:37:01 No.23076950 Report

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>tfw using Bulk Up + Rock Polish sets on "You don't have to use legendaries to play Ubers" teams and crushing their dreams of becoming the pokemon master and proving that you DO need legendaries to play Ubers and to be honest why wouldn't you because they're fucking fun to use?

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