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Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:07:01 No.23130571 View View Reply Original Report

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>wake up
>see this
What do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:07:45 No.23130578 Report

Quoted By: >>23130588

wake up because she isn't real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:08:21 No.23130584 Report

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wake up again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:08:57 No.23130588 Report

Quoted By: >>23130600 >>23130646 >>23132176

>>23130578
>can't wake up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:10:21 No.23130600 Report

Quoted By: >>23130644 >>23132176

>>23130588
>wake me up inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:10:34 No.23130601 Report

Quoted By: >>23130625

Wonder how I got there without being shot out of a cannon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:13:21 No.23130625 Report

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>>23130601
>implying I didn't shoot out of my cannon to get here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:16:32 No.23130644 Report

Quoted By: >>23132176 >>23132198

>>23130600
>SAVE ME

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:17:35 No.23130646 Report

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>>23130588
Did I die and go to heaven?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:17:46 No.23130648 Report

Quoted By: >>23130663

where the fuck am i

who is this

why is she still dressed if she was sleeping with me

how did i get here

when is she going to wake up

what happened last night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:19:23 No.23130663 Report

Quoted By: >>23132965

>>23130648
+1 Karma lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:28:33 No.23130759 Report

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>>23130571
You're not Candice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:29:39 No.23130768 Report

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Why aren't you Elesa?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:55:09 No.23130958 Report

Quoted By: >>23131062

>>23130571
Celebrate being in Elesa's body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Mar 2015 23:58:47 No.23130990 Report

Quoted By: >>23131025 >>23131093 >>23131140

someone post that /fit/ screencap
the bowl of eggs thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 00:03:40 No.23131025 Report

Quoted By: >>23137473

>>23130990
I can only find the picture, sadly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 00:07:53 No.23131062 Report

Quoted By: >>23131076

>>23130958
>That bulge

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 00:09:48 No.23131076 Report

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>>23131062
What are you oh lord. That's just puffy vulva right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 00:12:53 No.23131093 Report

Quoted By: >>23131112

>>23130990

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 00:14:35 No.23131112 Report

Quoted By: >>23131121

>>23131093
>he does it for free

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 00:15:58 No.23131121 Report

Quoted By: >>23131138

>>23131112
That's what happens when you try to help someone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 00:19:25 No.23131138 Report

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>>23131121
Thanks, Janitors.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 00:19:32 No.23131140 Report

Quoted By: >>23131174

>>23130990
got you covered

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 00:24:56 No.23131174 Report

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>>23131140
it's just gonna get hotpocket'd again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 00:31:10 No.23131234 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 00:59:14 No.23131447 Report

Quoted By:

>>23130571
Check for penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 01:04:55 No.23131487 Report

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kill..... bitch stole my waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 01:09:06 No.23131518 Report

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Immediately get myself tested for a STI, and wash every part of the bedding. Girl is dirty as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 01:44:05 No.23131683 Report

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Wake her up and if that don't work kiss her on the forehead until she notices

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 01:45:52 No.23131689 Report

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Go back to sleep, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 01:51:30 No.23131730 Report

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bring it in for medical testing because that is not a normal human being

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 02:37:02 No.23131987 Report

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Jump in bed with her very playful like just to tease her to wake up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:09:23 No.23132176 Report

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>>23130588
>>23130600
>>23130644
>All GETS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:12:12 No.23132198 Report

Quoted By:

>>23130644
Can't save you from those dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:37:49 No.23132837 Report

Quoted By:

>>23130571
Fuck her right in the pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:50:04 No.23132901 Report

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snuggle, kiss, and make it my waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:02:06 No.23132955 Report

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Make her breakfast,go outdoors,havw fun,etc

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:04:44 No.23132965 Report

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>>23130663

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:04:44 No.23132966 Report

Quoted By: >>23133057 >>23133116 >>23133840

Wonder why it couldn't have been this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:08:45 No.23132988 Report

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>>23130571
Wonder where the hell am I, cause that's damn sure not where my window is in comparison to my bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:18:59 No.23133042 Report

Quoted By: >>23133116 >>23133909

>>23130571
forget her, run outside to see if pokemon exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:19:33 No.23133047 Report

Quoted By:

>>23130571
what pokemon is that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:21:40 No.23133057 Report

Quoted By:

>>23132966
die pedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:30:03 No.23133116 Report

Quoted By:

>>23133042

This.

>>23132966

Why not both?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 08:25:34 No.23133834 Report

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>>23130571
Check the mirror to see if I've become Elesa or Hilbert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 08:26:43 No.23133840 Report

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>>23132966
>Wanting to kiss an 11 year old with smoker's teeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 08:30:28 No.23133856 Report

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>>23130571
Let her sleep in because she's obviously tired

When she wakes up, ask her what she wants for breakfast and if she wants coffee, and then I'll drive her home
assuming she has a home. If not, I guess I can give her shelter but she'll have to help around the house to make it up to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 08:41:17 No.23133909 Report

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>>23133042
>forget her, run outside to see if pokemon exist

Sounds like a good way to get mauled, if not killed and eaten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 08:45:42 No.23133932 Report

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>>23130571
>Wake up next to Skyla
>Can't break it off with her and rebound on Roxanne at the World Tournament
Fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 08:59:09 No.23133972 Report

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>>23130571
Kick her out of my room and tell her to go be a bitch/cunt/slut somewhere else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 09:01:55 No.23133977 Report

Quoted By:

>>23130571
>Wake up and see Skyla.
>Glare at her with venomous rage.
"Get the hell out of my ROOM!"
>Proceed to beat the shit out of her with wild abandon and toss her out of my house on her ass.
>Go back to bed, sprawled out on the mattress with my adorable Pokemon companions.
>Needed the room she was taking up for my friends to be able to sleep with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 21:19:44 No.23137436 Report

Quoted By:

>>23130571
Think, "Holy shit! a real cartoon character!" and turn her in to authorities for testing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 21:25:20 No.23137473 Report

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>>23131025
thanks dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 21:32:54 No.23137532 Report

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>>23130571
Why am I suddenly Elesa?

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