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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:13:53 No.23132213 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:14:32 No.23132219 Report

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Lucario!

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:14:59 No.23132223 Report

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>this thread again
My answer is the same as always. Arcanine.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:15:01 No.23132224 Report

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>>23132213
arcanine

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:15:43 No.23132229 Report

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Alakazam.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:16:06 No.23132232 Report

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>>23132223
>>23132224
Ayyy

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:16:22 No.23132235 Report

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>>23132213
Ditto for utility

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:16:59 No.23132246 Report

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>>23132213
krookodile motherfucker yeah

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:17:57 No.23132253 Report

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>>23132224
>>23132223

mah niggas

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:18:00 No.23132256 Report

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Ditto

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:19:43 No.23132273 Report

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:22:43 No.23132292 Report

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>>23132213
Which one gives the best blowjobs?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:24:02 No.23132299 Report

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>>23132292
smoochum

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:25:33 No.23132308 Report

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>>23132299
Then that one

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:26:12 No.23132316 Report

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:27:19 No.23132323 Report

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>>23132213

your mom

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:39:04 No.23132423 Report

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Arceus because I'd really enjoy pocket omnipotence

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:41:25 No.23132442 Report

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>>23132213
A female rapidash that would be my waifu

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:46:31 No.23132490 Report

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>>23132213
This guy would be my best friend for the rest of my life.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:49:08 No.23132521 Report

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>>23132490
>guy

Dude, it clearly looks feminine...

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:55:32 No.23132567 Report

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>>23132521
>not manly
>must be female
slugfucker please

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:56:21 No.23132572 Report

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Ludicolo :)

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 03:56:29 No.23132573 Report

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Fuck it, Misdreavus.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:02:13 No.23132610 Report

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>>23132573
"A pokemon that startles people in the middle of the night, it gathers fear as energy"

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:02:28 No.23132612 Report

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>>23132521
gender ratio
87.5% male

........

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:03:15 No.23132616 Report

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Anything big enough to ride.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:14:46 No.23132692 Report

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>>23132612
Fag

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:18:03 No.23132723 Report

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Gardevoir because I like gardevoir and we'll she would make black holes to protect me

>inb4 she and not he.

This is my pokemon, I can have what ever gender I want.

>inb4 can't inb4

I can and just did, deal with it

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:22:50 No.23132761 Report

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>>23132490
>guy

Trannies pls

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:27:50 No.23132788 Report

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>>23132692

ur moms a fag, nigger

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:29:34 No.23132799 Report

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>>23132213
Mew
Shiny and blue, because I"m a Man

Payday
Teleport
Protect/Metronme
Psychic

Hoppa and Ralts also interest me

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:30:26 No.23132802 Report

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This big guy
>acidic slime to melt the faces of people I don't like
>affectionate so he makes a great babysitter for kids
What's there not to love about him?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:31:48 No.23132810 Report

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>>23132802
Forgot image lol

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:34:44 No.23132824 Report

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:37:39 No.23132836 Report

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>>23132723
So, how's your first day on 4chan?

I like Gardevoir and choose Gardevoir too

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:37:50 No.23132838 Report

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>>23132213
Always Mawile

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:37:59 No.23132840 Report

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>>23132799
Shit, I forgot about Uxie
"It is said that its emergence gave humans the intelligence to improve their quality of life".

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:43:25 No.23132874 Report

Quoted By: >>23132889 >>23132897 >>23132909 >>23132945 >>23133297 >>23147137

This guy right here.

>Learns literally everything and more.

>Helps you cheat at anything and everything involving paperwork and shit.

>If you ever got sick, he'll find a way to cure you. Got cancer? He'll hit a few vital points to negate growth and even chop it off from inside! Got AIDS? He'll destroy it with his newly made medicine to make the cells infertile. He'll also craft ANY vaccine possible.

>He'll extend your life with many, many wise tips and tricks. Lifetimes have been boosted up to 480 years because of his ways.

>If you want advice on anything, he's your man! Got financial problems? He'll telekinetically control you to outsmart bankers and whatnot, thus letting you grow an entire mansion out of his tactics. Got love problems? Eh, you're probably on your own.

>He'll provide magic tricks at kids' birthday parties. You'll have some fame in this way.

>Basically, until he becomes too old (The average Alakazam lives to be 500, with the eldest one living to be 35,000), he'll be the best damn friend you ever had.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:44:29 No.23132880 Report

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>>23132802
Who says it's a him. [/spoiler:lit]:^)

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:47:11 No.23132889 Report

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>>23132874
best damn friend? Looks like a slave to me!

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:49:10 No.23132897 Report

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>>23132874
>>Learns literally everything and more
>does not learn TM 35, among several others
>cannot be tutored in geology in order to learn Earth Power
>cannot remember more than four moves at a time

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:49:56 No.23132900 Report

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>>23132802
>>23132810
>he

Chop off your dicks already

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:51:01 No.23132908 Report

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>>23132223
>>23132224
>>23132253
>implying you're not going to have to house train, bathe, register, vaccinate, and or spay/neuter him.
>implying pet costs aren't going to be quadrupled for a 6 ft tall fire hound
>implying you're not going to have to pick up piles of shit 4 times the size or a horse plop everytime it goes.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:51:03 No.23132909 Report

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>>23132874
He sounds like he's going to be to smart for you

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:51:46 No.23132913 Report

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>>23132889

Nah, he consents to you being with him in this wy. The only thing is that he wishes to be a human. He knows he'll never achieve this, and weeps regularly.

But, the one quirk he does have in being your friend is this: He'll control you at any time. In this case, YOU'RE the slave, because he'll take your body with his psychic powers and use his personality and whatnot instead of impersonating you. Though he does a dead-on impression of you, anyway.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:52:59 No.23132915 Report

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>>23132908
also, most places today have strict as shit pet rules/high costs for living if you rent, so good luck finding a place to live.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:53:13 No.23132917 Report

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Grenigga

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:53:27 No.23132919 Report

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>>23132900
Go away slugfucker

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:53:41 No.23132922 Report

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>fluffy
>cleans for me
>not known as a troublesome pokemon

That's about all I need.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:54:58 No.23132928 Report

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>>23132908
>house train, bathe
So?
>register
With whom?
>vaccinate
Against what? An arcanine is not a dog.
>and or spay/neuter him.
You realize where you are, right?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:56:08 No.23132935 Report

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>>23132897

>Implying we're using game rules in the real world.
>Implying that 5,000 IQ means IT can't be the tutor.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:59:22 No.23132945 Report

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>>23132874
>Implying Alakazaam won't wipe your mind and use you as dumb muscle, morphing you like putty in its hands/claws/spoons(?)

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:59:28 No.23132947 Report

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>>23132928
>wanting things in the real world with out thinking of real world expenses/problems
i thought i was in the real world :^).

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:00:36 No.23132951 Report

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>>23132928
>dogs are the only animals vulnerable to viruses

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:01:11 No.23132953 Report

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Meloetta

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:08:12 No.23132985 Report

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>>23132951
What the hell is an arcanine going to catch?
There is nothing that has evolved to specifically infect them, and I doubt that they're similar enough to actual canines for most viruses to incidentally infect them.
I suppose there might still be things like rabies, but Arcanines probably aren't even really mammalian.
>The fire that blazes wildly within its body is its source of power.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:10:27 No.23132997 Report

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>inb4 impractical
>inb4 edge
In the wild, the natural state of a Deino is to be hungry, covered in untreated wounds, and surrounded by predators. While also being completely blind. I'd expect anything accustomed to surviving under such conditions to be exceptionally hostile to just about anything it perceives. A Deino raised in a safe environment with a stable food supply would almost certainly grow into a more agreeable Pokemon than one that had to fend for itself in the hostile wilderness.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:23:31 No.23133071 Report

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A cute little Bulbasaur would be the best for me.

We could just curl up in bed at night and play games. Its vines would be useful for helping me around daily life as well.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:24:28 No.23133080 Report

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All day erry day.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:52:20 No.23133220 Report

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>Not having god as a best friend

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 06:11:51 No.23133297 Report

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>>23132874

>Eh, he probably won't help you there.

HOW!? He has 5,000 fucking IQ and he reads people like books! Of all things, this should be the easiest thing for him to do!

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 06:14:13 No.23133308 Report

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>>23133220

But...god doesn't exist, now, does he?

No, really. He's only released via events. Not one instance, is it really easy to get GOD as a best buddy for life.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 06:21:56 No.23133334 Report

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Gengar, we can run around pranking people.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 10:22:38 No.23134216 Report

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>>23132213
This bro. He sits on my shoulder and uses his Psychic powers to lift girl's skirts, remove their outerwear entirely or just make life easier in general.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 11:56:24 No.23134441 Report

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>>23132213
I'm torn between Murderbird and Fennekin.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 16:08:36 No.23135305 Report

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>>23134216
But then he'll turn into a creepy bird man who'll be to pre-occupied with the future to do anything.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 16:28:00 No.23135438 Report

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Jirachi

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 16:28:34 No.23135440 Report

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>>23135305
That's why Arceus invented Everstones.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 16:34:33 No.23135476 Report

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>>23132213
i could pretend to have friends

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 17:14:21 No.23135770 Report

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Probably a nidoran, with either gender being fine.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 19:54:39 No.23136741 Report

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>>23135438
>Choose Jirachi
>Get free wishes

Best mon is best.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 19:58:04 No.23136780 Report

Quoted By: >>23138319

it can breath fire, it flies, it can swim, can cause earthquakes, what more do you need? sure it doesnt grant wishes but come on its a dragon.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 20:01:35 No.23136813 Report

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>>23132213
a pregnant Mew.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 20:04:06 No.23136838 Report

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>touch fire
>knocked unconscious instantly
No regrets.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 20:57:38 No.23137247 Report

Quoted By: >>23138756

Ancestor of all Pokémon.
Use it to get all of them.
gg no re

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 22:59:15 No.23138246 Report

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>>23132213
Misdreavus or gengar for maximum trolls.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 23:07:28 No.23138319 Report

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>>23136780
It probably requires a heavy budget to feed, lots of permits to own, and the amount of damage it can cause that will be billed right to you probably discourages a lot of people owning one, unless they really dedicate to raising it for a good long time.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 23:09:53 No.23138341 Report

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>>23132616
my dick

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 23:11:15 No.23138353 Report

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Slowking.

Like having a smarter friend than yourself..

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 23:29:09 No.23138469 Report

Quoted By: >>23138526

gardevoir

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 23:38:57 No.23138526 Report

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>>23138469
It'd be easier to explain than most Pokemon.
"Oh, Her? This is just a girl I met online..."

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 23:43:16 No.23138552 Report

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Meganium

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 23:50:56 No.23138594 Report

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>having to pick just one
What a terrible fate

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 23:51:02 No.23138595 Report

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>>23132802
>>23132810
The only downside is how extremely heterosexual they are.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 23:52:44 No.23138604 Report

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 23:53:18 No.23138611 Report

Quoted By: >>23138865

>>23136813
A pregnant Pokemon doesn't sound too bad, regardless of whether or not the rules would allow it to give birth.

That being said, I'm torn between Miltank, Meowstic, and Aegislash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 23:56:31 No.23138640 Report

Quoted By: >>23138686

>>23138526
>Just a girl I met online
>With paper white skin
>And 3 fingered flipper hands
>And head fins
>And a green dress that blends into her skin
>And no nose
>And a honking huge chest spike
>And tiny pinpoint feet
>That only says "Gardevoir"
>Also she floats everywhere
They'll never suspect a thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:04:47 No.23138686 Report

Quoted By: >>23138803 >>23138814

>>23138640
Less awkward than Machop, at least she can use her psychic powers to pretend to talk/disguise herself.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:07:40 No.23138696 Report

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The correct answer.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:08:20 No.23138700 Report

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Salamence, Garchomp, or Rayquaza

Can't pick between them

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:16:12 No.23138756 Report

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>>23137247
Best strategy anon

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:22:17 No.23138803 Report

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>>23138686
How do you explain the dick hanging inbetween your Gardevoir's legs?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:23:27 No.23138814 Report

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>>23138686
>Machop

weak to honchkriw

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:23:56 No.23138820 Report

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>>23138803
Don't ask me anon, I voted to get a Misdreavus.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:24:38 No.23138825 Report

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>>23138803
>the gender ratio of an entire species affects the gender of an individual, even if the species isn't all one gender

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:24:48 No.23138828 Report

Quoted By: >>23140803 >>23143266

Metapod. Why you ask?

>Get metapod
>Put it in cage at home
>Go around telling people you have a motherfucking pokemon
>They be like "omg no you dont"
>I be like "yeah I do for real no shit man"
>They be like "naah man you shitting me"
>I be like "no man I promise"
>They be like "you for real man?"
>I be like "yeah dude" and then I'll just stop talking about it
>They'll start to think "oh man that guy have a motherfucking real life pokemon. I must see that"
>They'll start sucking my dick in the hope that I'll invite them home and see my pokemon
>After getting my hot cum in their mouth they be like "can I see you pokemon"
>I'll be cool like "fuck you niggercunt"
>Then I'll be like "naah jk man you cool. Come over next thursday at 6"
>It's monday so they will go some time just thinking "oh yeah I can't wait till it's thursday"
>When thursday come and it's like 5:30 I'll call them and say "sry man my mama came by so we gotta reschedule. How is tuesday for you?"
>They have an appointment with they SO that day but they think "fuck it Imma blow that of" and say "yeah tuesday is cool"
>Even more waiting for them when they cant think about anything besides seeing my fucking pokemon at tuesday
>Cant focus on that important work thing they have with the powerpoint and that shit so they make a shitty presentation and their boss get mad.
>It was really important so they get a yellow card and reduced salery
>Tuesday come
>They call and ask about what time they should come
>`"Im kinda tired after work so I think I'm taking a nap first so come at 7:30"
>They come 7:25. Fucking hate when people come to early
>Refuses to open the door before 7:30
>They come in
>I start showing them some pictures from when I was a baby
>"Lol look how small your weewee was"
>I aint taking this shit. Penis haven't really grown much since
>Slap that bitch
>Awkward silence. Then move on
>"Ayy you wanted to see my pokemon?"
>"OMG YES YES YEAH BABY"
>"Come"
>They come and sees its a fucking metapod
TFW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:25:55 No.23138840 Report

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>>23138825
But your Gardevoir has a penis. Bigger than yours too. Are you gay, Anon?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:26:17 No.23138845 Report

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>>23138803
Why in the world wouldn't you want a trap gardevoir?

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:27:11 No.23138851 Report

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Lapras

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:28:36 No.23138860 Report

Quoted By: >>23138920 >>23146053

>>23138851
i was thinking this, but then i got sad

>can't fit in my house
>can't walk around on land
>needs a big space to swim around which I can't afford

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:29:26 No.23138865 Report

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>>23138611
I think I'll go with a pregnant Miltank.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:39:47 No.23138920 Report

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>>23138860
I could have sworn they sold this massive Lapras plush for $300 on the pokemon website one upon a time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:50:51 No.23138989 Report

Quoted By: >>23139076 >>23139338 >>23141688

Hi /vp/

First time here. I stopped Pokemon after 3rd gen.

Is it still cool ?
How many pokemon now ?

>i pick bulbasaur
>subs : mewtwo and articuno

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 01:04:04 No.23139076 Report

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>>23138989
It depends on who you talk to and the count is almost 700 pokemon.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 01:56:30 No.23139338 Report

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>>23138989
>Is it still cool ?
No accounting for taste.
>How many pokemon now ?
721, not counting alternate forms and Megas.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 06:56:43 No.23140784 Report

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We even have similar personalities so obviously this nigga

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 07:02:12 No.23140803 Report

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>>23138828
All I got out of this was the realization that I would suck dick to see a real pokemon

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 07:11:38 No.23140846 Report

Quoted By: >>23140921 >>23140936

>>23132213
I =m so torn between my bor Magmar or my Juggly puff, like Magmar is my bro but I wanna mouthban g Jigglypuff

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 07:33:17 No.23140921 Report

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>>23140846
Go to bed, drunkard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 07:37:04 No.23140936 Report

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>>23140846
Please leave /vp/ you obnoxious faggot.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 07:38:30 No.23140940 Report

Quoted By: >>23140949 >>23141684 >>23141998 >>23146053

Would you still pick the same Pokémon if it also mean you transformed into its pre-evolution?
Pic related, would still totally pick Delphox.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 07:42:18 No.23140949 Report

Quoted By: >>23140979

>>23140940
>it takes you in as its own
I don't know whether to get off to the idea or gush over it.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 07:49:29 No.23140964 Report

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 07:53:52 No.23140979 Report

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>>23140949
I know, right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 08:02:14 No.23140998 Report

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Moogle will be enough for me.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 10:17:14 No.23141408 Report

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>>23132213
is that even a question ?
> cute
> hit like a truck
> psychic
> transform

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 10:36:59 No.23141437 Report

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This ugly cute thing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 10:39:53 No.23141442 Report

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It's exactly what it looks like.
And more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 10:40:53 No.23141445 Report

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Male Ralts, that way if circumstances are just right, one of my rocks in my stone collection could let it evolve into a Gallade, if not, well i still ahve a Gardevoir

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 10:52:44 No.23141462 Report

Quoted By: >>23141491

I could ride this beast anywhere.
Still waiting for the mega.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 10:56:05 No.23141465 Report

Quoted By: >>23141505

>>23132292
Gardevoir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 10:58:11 No.23141471 Report

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>>23135438
You'll die before it wakes up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 11:01:52 No.23141478 Report

Quoted By: >>23141505

>>23132292
Mawile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 11:04:23 No.23141491 Report

Quoted By: >>23142299

>>23141462
>rolls into a ball
>crushed to death by speeding truck wheel of a bug

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 11:08:43 No.23141505 Report

Quoted By: >>23141512 >>23141513

>>23141465
>>23141478
Nah, guys. The answer is clearly Jynx.
Reckon she could suck carbon out of a triple bond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 11:11:50 No.23141512 Report

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>>23141505
one of the funnier Carbon jokes i've heard, gonna tell that one to the boys at the lab

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 11:12:13 No.23141513 Report

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>>23141505
I wouldn't want Nicky Minaj giving me head, ill pass

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 11:17:46 No.23141527 Report

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I want a stanky flower to call my own

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 11:55:28 No.23141576 Report

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dragonite. learns a fuck ton of moves and can fly me anywhere. we both hate the cold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 12:35:06 No.23141684 Report

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>>23140940
I would no longer pick Gyarados

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 12:36:08 No.23141688 Report

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>>23138989
>Is it still cool ?
Excluding gen 5, yes
>How many pokemon now ?
A lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 13:58:17 No.23141899 Report

Quoted By: >>23141963

>>23135476
And you could have children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 14:01:00 No.23141906 Report

Quoted By: >>23142361

>>23135438
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 14:15:45 No.23141963 Report

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>>23141899
>My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 14:29:12 No.23141998 Report

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>>23140940
>be a swablu
>be able to fly
>can hide in the fluff of my evolved bro
>suddenly actually want to clean things
>be a bitching hat

I could manage this.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 14:35:19 No.23142013 Report

Quoted By: >>23142509 >>23147307

one of these qts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 15:58:17 No.23142299 Report

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>>23141491
Not riding this majestic beast like a horse.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 15:59:54 No.23142305 Report

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The obvious choice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 16:06:11 No.23142331 Report

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Gonna have to go Mismagius, though Delphox was close

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 16:11:52 No.23142361 Report

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>>23135438
>>23136741
>>23141906
>be jirachi
>wake up after a one thousand year sleep
>see the person in front of you, your new master
>he had wished for you to not go to sleep again and stay with him
>agree, for all this time alone had been very lonely
>grant your masters wishes
>after a week grow ill because you need to sleep
>hide your sickness, still granting all of your masters wishes
>die, proud that you were able to him happy

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 16:21:18 No.23142391 Report

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My waifu

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 16:25:20 No.23142402 Report

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Trevenant. Why?
>Lives off the Earth, so it can live outside most of the time and can come in when it's snowy/raining
>Protects the house, especially in rural areas

Only issue is if it can get tree rot like normal trees can. And explaining you have a sentient tree in the yard.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 16:33:14 No.23142432 Report

Quoted By: >>23142990

>>23132213
The obvious choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 16:56:10 No.23142509 Report

Quoted By: >>23142592 >>23143226

>>23142013
>being male doesn't make it any less qt
Okay taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 17:11:48 No.23142592 Report

Quoted By: >>23143226

>>23142509
It makes it disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 18:36:32 No.23142990 Report

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>>23142432
Mind if you elaborate? I just wanna hear your reasons, not to say you have shit taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 19:22:57 No.23143216 Report

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>>23132423

It was established in the Sinnoh games that the god Pokemon don't manipulate reality for humans unless they are forced too by something like the red chain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 19:26:26 No.23143226 Report

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>>23142509
>>23142592
all sylveon are cute regardless of gender

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 19:35:33 No.23143266 Report

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>>23138828
If it were me, I'd still say it was worth it.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 19:45:31 No.23143311 Report

Quoted By: >>23143313

Easily him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 19:46:43 No.23143313 Report

Quoted By: >>23143345

>>23143311
>he
has no style

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 19:53:14 No.23143345 Report

Quoted By: >>23143558

>>23143313
>wanting a female zangoose
Thats pretty gay, anon

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 20:07:31 No.23143395 Report

Quoted By: >>23143587 >>23146053 >>23146922

>>23132213
>can give you anything you want
>able to open the door to an alternate universe where your life is perfect
>cute
>can take care of itself
>is a bro
>you can ride around in the sky and through dimensions on the shoulders of its Unbound form
>can fuck over big events in your favor with hyperspace shenanigans
>can throw people you don't like into another dimension
>eco-friendly because it can dispose of trash into another dimension
>will probably help you shitpost
Hoopa for sure.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 20:08:18 No.23143401 Report

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My nigga Umbreon fo life

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 20:42:42 No.23143558 Report

Quoted By: >>23143579

>>23143345
I doubt they're that pudgy in actuality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 20:46:11 No.23143579 Report

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>>23143558
Pudgy? No. Fluffy? Yes.

Flareon and Delphox are better cuddle partners though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 20:47:11 No.23143587 Report

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>>23143395
>>eco-friendly because it can dispose of trash into another dimension
Throw it into a dimension that's already dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 21:24:27 No.23143813 Report

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Feraligatr all the way. Bitches ain't gonna mess with me. Unless you wanna drink a tall glass if Gatrape. Mess with a 7'9 alligator and that's what you get. Also his name is Chompy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 21:26:06 No.23143821 Report

Quoted By: >>23145681

If you aren't picking a flying mon, you are doing it wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 01:44:18 No.23145681 Report

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>>23143821
Nah.

Love it, don't use it.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 02:39:51 No.23146053 Report

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>>23138604
>>23138860
Bro's, you in Cali?
>>23143395
That's a good one.
>>23140940
What pre-evolution? Mew? Even if that were the case, I wouldn't change my mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 04:24:27 No.23146690 Report

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Latias, psychic shit PLUS pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 05:08:53 No.23146865 Report

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Eevee forever.

Cute.
Most people would think that it's just a tiny dog.
Lovable.
Even the males are adorable.
Can learn Heal Bell and Payday (I think)
Cuddly

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 05:29:23 No.23146922 Report

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>>23143395
>will probably help you shitpost
kek'd

also Gardevoir, for reasons

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 05:41:47 No.23146974 Report

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Haha yeah!

No one else wants my bro, so he's all mine!

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 05:48:45 No.23146996 Report

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My life would be set

GayAudino

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GayAudino Tue 31 Mar 2015 05:50:05 No.23146997 Report

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>>23132213
Would megas count? Cause if yeah m-audino for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 05:51:16 No.23147002 Report

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>>23138341
Underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 05:58:59 No.23147028 Report

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>>23133308
ARCEUS IS NOT REAL

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 06:08:28 No.23147070 Report

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>>23132213
Charizard.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 06:16:53 No.23147098 Report

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 06:25:56 No.23147137 Report

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>>23132874
>The average Alakazam lives to be 500, with the eldest one living to be 35,000), he'll be the best damn friend you ever had
Is that like a true canonical thing? Where did you learn that

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 06:25:59 No.23147139 Report

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Mew and Eevee (Espeon)

Double the psychic power.

I'd imagine myself flying around and diving deep underwater protected by thier psychic power.

and if we are not limited to just four moves mew can do anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 06:28:58 No.23147152 Report

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>>23132213
>no tybrosion
I am disappoint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 07:30:56 No.23147307 Report

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>>23142013
One of the most acceptable answers
I'd go with Meowth since I fucking love cats, and Meowth can learn Payday, plus I could pass it off as a real cat almost. Maybe Purrloin but Meowth is my first choice.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 13:04:30 No.23148326 Report

Quoted By: >>23148827

Typhlosion

No fucking doubt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 15:14:04 No.23148827 Report

Quoted By: >>23148853 >>23149099

>>23148326
>Making out with your bro
gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 15:22:14 No.23148853 Report

Quoted By: >>23149099

>>23148827
>implying he isn't Jake

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 15:24:04 No.23148857 Report

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>>23132612
> 12.5% doesn't exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 16:28:01 No.23149099 Report

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>>23148827
not bro, and not making out

Sis and snuggling

>>23148853
Indigo?

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