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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:10:27 No.23132659 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23132709 >>23132748 >>23132749 >>23132759 >>23132869 >>23132938

How come you're still a virgin after all these years, Anon?
Are you just bad with the ladies? Do you need someone to practice talking to?
Do you like guys instead? What about pokémon? It's gotta be that!
Are you saving yourself for someone?
Is it me? Tell me its me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:16:47 No.23132709 Report

Quoted By: >>23132735

>>23132659
Just haven't had good luck with the ladies. Seems every time I develop an interest in a girl I find out she has a boyfriend a couple days later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:19:10 No.23132735 Report

Quoted By: >>23132753 >>23132773

>>23132709
Usually, that is an excuse girls make up so you will fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:20:58 No.23132748 Report

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>>23132659
Bullshit. I've sexed women dozens of times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:21:02 No.23132749 Report

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>>23132659
>virgin
>do you like guys instead
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:21:50 No.23132753 Report

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>>23132735
Oh no, they don't say that TO me. I'll overhear them say that before/after a lecture, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:22:31 No.23132758 Report

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I have Tomoko-tier social skills.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:22:39 No.23132759 Report

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>>23132659
>What about pokémon?
N-no. Definitely not nuh-uh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:23:09 No.23132763 Report

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https://mega.co.nz/#!PZMjwIwa!n0SA0qDSG2jBsY7svsLVU-U5ZyHrGRsiIX5AuCzdSyI

For all you lonely folks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:23:52 No.23132773 Report

Quoted By: >>23132797

>>23132735
I'm not a virgin but sadly this guy is 100% right, or close enough to 100% right i.e. if they don't spin the "I have a boyfriend" line then it's "I'm not looking for a relationship" line.

What she really means is "I have aN IDEAL boyfriend IN MIND BUT YOU CERTAINLY DON'T COME CLOSE TO FITTING THE CRITERIA" or "I'm not looking for a relationship WITH YOU"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:29:27 No.23132797 Report

Quoted By: >>23132807 >>23132833 >>23132936

>>23132773
A really open minded, somewhat promiscuous friend of mine was talking to her friend and loudly declared that she was lonely and needed a boyfriend, any boyfriend right now.
Of course, the fedora wearing jaggoff of our year was within earshot.
So she then had to 180 with "Oh, umm, no, I was just.. being sarcastic.."

I think OP just wanted us to talk about pokemon we would fuck

OP Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:31:22 No.23132807 Report

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>>23132797
Latias and Serperior
I'd stick it in tons of pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:37:18 No.23132833 Report

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>>23132797
Suppose he got the mon right.

Wish there were more females with the contrary ability XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:38:50 No.23132846 Report

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>You go on a pokemon adventure at 10
>Right before puberty hits you like a train
>All you have is most likely your pokemon or someone else who doesn't know shit about puberty because 'lol were kidz xDDD'
>If I didn't have anyone around during those awkward preteen years and only had pokemon with me I probably would've gotten /ss/'d by one of my pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:42:25 No.23132869 Report

Quoted By: >>23132886

>>23132659
>tfw normal in high school and got laid on the reg
>tfw 20 now and no cute girl would touch me with a 40 foot pole
>tfw not even good at pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:45:31 No.23132883 Report

Quoted By: >>23132914

Therapists must deal with this shit 24/7 between pokemon who want to fuck humans and humans who want to fuck pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:46:28 No.23132886 Report

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>>23132869
>"Just call me momma and I'll touch you all over."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:47:19 No.23132891 Report

Quoted By: >>23132898

Well, OP, it's not easy to hook up when you're in a long-distance relationship.

And yes, I'm into guys. And Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:49:16 No.23132898 Report

Quoted By: >>23132921

>>23132891
Do what I did. Save up the money, buy a train ticket, see if they're worth it. If they are,bring them home with you. It's how I went from a long distance relationship to cuddling every night.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:51:57 No.23132914 Report

Quoted By: >>23132975

>>23132883
>implying therapists know shit about the beauty that comes from a human-pokemon relationship

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:53:40 No.23132921 Report

Quoted By: >>23132948

>>23132898
>bring them home with you
How the fuck do you do that? They have their own lives, it's not they're some sort of pet you can just kidnap off the streets and take home

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:55:33 No.23132933 Report

Quoted By: >>23132936

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:56:37 No.23132936 Report

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>>23132933
I actually meant to quote >>23132797
with that but it hardly matters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:57:11 No.23132938 Report

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>>23132659
No way dude, women are expensive to keep around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 04:59:42 No.23132948 Report

Quoted By: >>23132963

>>23132921
Well...
Shortly after I got there, she got kicked out of the place we were staying at. We had no home, and not enough cash to send me on my way without leaving her alone and starving. After two months of us barely managing to stay afloat, she decided to sell off the PC she built to try and go back to my hometown and start anew. We both got jobs fairly quickly, and managed to become roomates with a lesbian couple and make things work out. Things have gotten rough again since she got fired from her work, but we're surviving and our relationship is even stronger through all our troubles. :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:04:20 No.23132963 Report

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>>23132948
That's really sweet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:05:49 No.23132975 Report

Quoted By: >>23132979

>>23132914
>Implying a relationship with most pokemon wouldn't be heavily abusive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 05:06:46 No.23132979 Report

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>>23132975
Please explain more, I'm not quite sure I get what you're saying.

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