>Be Anon on the eve of your 30th birthday
>Tomorrow you become a wizard
>All these years of no gf, only your hand to keep you company will finally pay off
>Wizard powers, full fledged wizard powers
>You lay down in your bed, gleefully staring at the clock, 11:55 pm
>Just five minutes until your wizard powers locked in
>Just then, Latias bursts in through your window and gives you a crazed, lusty grin
>*SEXUALLY DEPRAVED LATIAS NOISES*
>She charges at you, you block with a psychic shield
>After a minute of psychic dueling she breaks your defenses and rushes in, tearing your pants off
>You feel it
>Your little peanis weanis slipping into her moist cavern
>The sound of your magic being sapped is drowned out by Latias' high-pitched yowling
"M-my magic... Why Latias?"
>Latias says nothing and finishes up, letting you cum inside
>You roll out of bed, too weak to stand up
"M-my power... Rape!"
>Latias leans down with a smug grin
>"It's not rape if a girl does it."
>She flies off, leaving you without your power