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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 15:55:57 No.23135227 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23135261 >>23137313 >>23144013

Post pokegirls that would make their husbands stay home and take care of the kids, while they work and make the money

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 16:00:09 No.23135256 Report

Quoted By: >>23135379 >>23135398 >>23135405

That ugly elite 4 milf from x and y

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 16:01:03 No.23135261 Report

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>>23135227

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 16:16:58 No.23135358 Report

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Studying mythology is not a job.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 16:19:43 No.23135379 Report

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>>23135256
>Milf
>Ugly

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 16:21:07 No.23135391 Report

Quoted By: >>23138964

/v/ pls

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 16:22:14 No.23135398 Report

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>>23135256
>ugly
>milf
Choose one. No, really, choose one.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 16:23:06 No.23135405 Report

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>>23135256
Considering Delia is like 29, I'd say Drasna would likely be a single GMILF at her age.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 20:42:32 No.23137135 Report

Quoted By: >>23137324 >>23138770

She would, and would be damn proud of it

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 21:04:38 No.23137313 Report

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>>23135227
The fuck are you saying, you inbred retard?

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Anonymous Sun 29 Mar 2015 21:05:45 No.23137324 Report

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>>23137135
12 years old kids can't marry.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:18:33 No.23138770 Report

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>>23137135
All of these four would

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:19:44 No.23138777 Report

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But Cynthia only likes shota and loli.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:38:36 No.23138913 Report

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>>23137324
Iris is like 8 or 9, (okay so she's up to 11 years old by B2W2XY) but nonetheless, Im willing to bet people at that age can marry in the Pokemon World. maturity works weird there.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:43:03 No.23138944 Report

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>>23138913
POMF LEAVE
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L
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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:46:07 No.23138964 Report

Quoted By: >>23141732

>>23135391
I'm pretty sure it's just a /vp/ rendition of the thread we had on /a/ yesterday. I don't know what /v/ has to do with this.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 00:48:54 No.23138978 Report

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>>23135358
No. But being a world-renowned battling grandmaster is.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 01:17:44 No.23139178 Report

Quoted By: >>23139698 >>23140018 >>23140559

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 03:14:12 No.23139698 Report

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>>23139178
It helps that she works around a bunch of muscular gay men

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 03:25:14 No.23139747 Report

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>>23137324
Not proven in the Pokemon world. I've heard a theory that the reason kids go off adventuring at 10 is because they are legal adults by that time.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 04:20:42 No.23139985 Report

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>>23139698
Team Aqua is basically a club for gay pirate hippies gone too far and Shelly got to join in cause she's Archie's friend from way back. And because she's pretty much the only one among them with any common sense or book smarts.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 04:28:09 No.23140018 Report

Quoted By: >>23140559

>>23139178
>brains
>beauty
>knows how to keep a bunch of muscular gays in line

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 06:13:48 No.23140559 Report

Quoted By: >>23140611

>>23139178
>>23140018
>Due to her job she spends weeks, sometimes months, away from home.

>During those periods you're in charge of the house, on top of doing your own job. Pack you kids' luches, do the laundry, prepare dinner, clean the dishes, check their homeworks, you name it.

>She always comes back unnanounced to surprise everyone(and maybe catch you cheating on her). She brings tons of presents for the kids from her travels, and for you there's a big sloppy kiss and a rib-shattering hug.

>She promises to take care of the house while she's back, to give you a break. But she doesn't, she spends all day lazying around in her pajamas, catching up on some tvshows, and reading cheesy novels.

>Whenever you try to scold her for not doing her chores, she calms you down with the promise of mind-blowing sex. She always keeps those promises.

>And just when the family couldn't be happier to be reunited, she has to leave again.

This is the life you chose.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 06:21:27 No.23140611 Report

Quoted By: >>23143230

>>23140559

I'm conflicted on whether or not that's a good lifestyle.

It sounds more beneficial than not.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 06:30:44 No.23140675 Report

Quoted By: >>23140713

>>23137324
Funny thing about that.

The guy who wrote the anime novelization outright stated 10 is adulthood there.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 06:33:21 No.23140693 Report

Quoted By: >>23141628

>>23138770
Skyla might make a good working wife.

Elesa doesn't strike me as a childbearing type, seems having a baby might nearly destroy her.

Lenora's married to a White/Japanese guy. She's probably got a few Choco-Banana buns baking in the oven as of BW2.

Iris is just a kid. Come back in 7 years.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 06:40:19 No.23140713 Report

Quoted By: >>23145065

>>23140675
>The guy who wrote the anime novelization outright stated 10 is adulthood there.
>mfw this makes the pedos feel justified

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 12:20:13 No.23141628 Report

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>>23140693
>Iris is just a kid

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 12:45:52 No.23141713 Report

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Check your privalege you white cis pig! TRIGGERED! TRIGGERED!:((((((((

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 12:52:43 No.23141732 Report

Quoted By: >>23144037

>>23138964
>we had on /a/
Leave

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 19:27:22 No.23143230 Report

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>>23140611
It's supposed to be bittersweet.

A lot of families live that way, but 95% of the time it's the father that works away.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 19:31:26 No.23143248 Report

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>>23138978
Bitch starts off with a Spiritomb.
She can't battle for shit.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 21:52:08 No.23144013 Report

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>>23135227
Wouldn't mind to be honest, just so long as shes my plaything in bed.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Mar 2015 21:55:32 No.23144037 Report

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>>23141732
>implying Pokémon doesn't have an anime

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 00:24:29 No.23145053 Report

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 00:26:59 No.23145065 Report

Quoted By: >>23145075

>>23140713
You know that kids that young got married all the time in real life right?

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 00:28:17 No.23145075 Report

Quoted By: >>23145083 >>23145116

>>23145065

Look at Edgar Allen Po, for example. IIRC, he married his 10-15 year old cousin. Either that or Shakespear.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 00:29:26 No.23145083 Report

Quoted By: >>23145103 >>23145116

>>23145075
It was Edgar Allen Po.

And the cousin in question was thirteen years old. And his first cousin on top of that.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 00:31:14 No.23145103 Report

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>>23145083

Yeah.
Poe got to marry his loli cousin.
Then she died.

Now do you understand why his poetry was so dark and depressing?
HE LIVED THE DREAM AND IT GOT TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Mar 2015 00:33:49 No.23145116 Report

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>>23145075
>>23145083
I don't know why people act like liking 12-15 year olds is so repulsive when it was the norm not even a couple centuries ago. They're not prepubescent, they're pretty much ready to breed, why else would they be so horny?

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