Change one letter in the name of any Pokemon, and then describe to us your new Pokemon abomination.

Poliwig, the wet hair Pokemon. Often sought out for its luxurious hair, but few people can withstand the stench of unwashed, constantly wet animal hair.

Gyoudon, the Delicious Pokémon.
Gyoudon is the pinnacle of food technology in Hoenn, whenever you buy it from a street vendor it will never go cold even though it's out of the frying pan. Its lastability is superb, it will bring heat to your house by putting it in the base of your chimney.