>>23147754I don't like it because it's slime. It drips slime. It is slime. It's a slug, that's Dragon type.
I don't like it because it's got creepy anime eyes that make it feminine and like they're trying to pull another Vaporeon/Lopunny/Gardevoir.
I don't like it because it's defensively oriented when every other pseudo is offensive. Why waste a pseudo slot on something that's meant to just take hits? Such a waste.
I don't like it because, it could have a much cooler design. I mean imposing, badass, interesting, whatever. Dismissing something as bad because it's 'edgy' is really a dumb thing to do. I don't like its design because it looks like it's just a pink Dragonite drenched in cum. Before you say I exclusively like 'edgy' Pokemon, I don't. Just to name a few that are some of my absolute favorites of all time: (Mega or regular) Sableye because it's adorable and loveable, Rotom-Mow because it looks funny as hell, and cool, Darumaka because it's adorable, (Mega or regular) Altaria because it's an awesome design and idea, Octillery because it looks dopey and awesome. You get the idea.
I don't like Goodra because it is a generic and by now boring Dragon type. Not even dual type. There seems to be no effort into it.
I don't like Goodra because it's got a lazy design, basically everything about it is stupid and it's a let-down compared to the other Pseudos.
