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What kind of shitfaced cunt at gamefreak thought this guy was a good idea? There is NO limit to what this shit can do, for every counter you can think of, this stupid sword has a gimmick to fuck you with. Did you think sending in your fire type on him was a good idea? Go ahead, try to throw your stupid flare blitz or whatever BUT OH WAIT the nigger just decided he'd get his cursed shield up to protect himself, and now you're weak as shit, even a super effective hit won't even daze him now because he got defenses like a fucking carbrink and your attack just got cut in half, and then this psycho nigger suddenly decides he'll become a fucking mega beedril and sends a shadow ball up your ass, and don't even think about using special attacks on him because his sp defense sure as hell is maxed to shit and he doesn't even care because he knows he already ruined everything you called a plan and that tonight he'll be stuffing his 12 foot long cursed sword cock STRAIGHT up your mums asshole and fuck her until sunrise until he fills her entire womb with his ghastly spunk, fuck this thing, this is why I need smogonism.