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pokemon douchebag kid

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So i was one of those kids that spread fake rumors to gullible people in my school. I was in french school but american so i had the game before everyone else. I had the official pokemon yellow game guide and would pretend to be reading this shit of the book. Sometimes i would have 4-5 faggots around me looking over my shoulder and i would spent 5 minutes reading a 10 word sentence saying it does this and that. people believed me.

>on guy particularly gullible, lets call him dwayne, so one day i go to dwayne i'm like dude did you find the secret shop?
>what secret shop
>omg you don't know about it? go to celadon gym, talk to the guy in front 10 times go straight down from there, use cut on the trees straight down about 100 times per trees it's long, then you will get to the shop it sells rare candies and master balls.

dwayne tried real hard
also i can't greentext or inb4