What is showderp? What is the point of this general? Anons will have you believe it is simply a process where we give one champ, chosen by sanic, 6 mons to fight with on the OU ladder. However, this is only skin deep.
Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. Showderp seeks memes entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in memes, pure dank. What pure dank means you will understand presently. We are different from the generals of the past in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The wifi general and the giveaway general came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized memesunwillingly and for a limited time, and that just around the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know what no one ever seizes memes with the intention of relinquishing them. Dank is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a general in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the general. The object of shitposting is shitposting. The object of ebin is ebin. The object of memes is memes. Now you begin to understand me.
>http://memebasemon.com/ >http://booru.showderp.com/ >https://plug.dj/showderp-1/ Current Champ: VIP QUALITY !hLEwDLoliw
VIP QUALITY !hLEwDLoliw
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>>23188622 4th for i the qt-est
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5th for VIP Quality is a cuck
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6th for girlgamer4 the qt-est
VIP QUALITY !hLEwDLoliw
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7th for showderp a shit
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New battle when
VIP QUALITY !hLEwDLoliw
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>>23188743 DAMN Im hungry, post pizza
VIP QUALITY !hLEwDLoliw
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ZAREL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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I was locked for free, Haru. There wasn't a single cent of compensation involved. The man who did this to me committed this act out of jealousy with the intent to attribute some kind of value to his monetarily starved occupation.
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>>23188977 Talk to Trickster and tell him Haru sent you.
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>>23188991 What if he tells me I'm not allowed to bring friends?
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>>23189011 Tell him I'm not your friend.
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>>23189043 Will there be a charge for me?
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>>23189100 President Satsuki
Chuck Fuckem
lolsidkwhatimdoing (tfw your showderp husbando hasn't been on in months ;_;)
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>>23189100 I miss Dr. PaveI
also checked
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>>23189111 checked as well
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>>23189120 chuck was an alt
VIP QUALITY !hLEwDLoliw
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>>23189120 >(tfw your showderp husbando hasn't been on in months ;_;) But I'm on right now?
New champ, lag is killing me.
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>>23189111 Someone post the latest champ ranking chart
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me or donnel snivy
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icefu (Froslass) (F) @ Lax Incense Ability: Snow Cloak EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe Modest Nature - Hail - Blizzard - Toxic - Taunt
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weakness policy trick room reuniclus
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mozzo the fun bear (Ursaring) @ Toxic Orb Ability: Quick Feet EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Belly Drum - Protect - Substitute - Last Resort
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bulky special guy
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Lil chomp (Sharpedo) @ Rocky Helmet Ability: Rough Skin EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def Impish Nature - Toxic - Protect - Roar - Earthquake
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>>23189141 top tier:
me
shit tier:
you
everyone else
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>>23189100 Juicy Semen
R.I.P.
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>>23189141 there is this one but it's pretty shit imo
when is someone gonna make a new one?
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>>23189100 mfw dont realise how much you miss champs like reese until they're gone
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remember to brush your teeth, showderp
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>>23189174 >making champ charts top cancer
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>>23189176 is reese kill? holy shit
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>>23189189 i havent seen him for like 2 months, probably me and my bad timing
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>>23189189 no, he was on like 2 days ago
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>>23189189 He just got caught, is all.
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>>23189176 Reese was alright when he wasn't being ebin. I went away from Showderp for a while because of the ">reese is champing" shit that was happening every single time he champed.
Anonymous
>>23189206 Reese is one of those sad cases that used to be a pretty cool guy and turned into an insufferable faggot
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>>23189206 if you ask me it's better than >haru more boipussi
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>>23189215 >tfw thirsty-ass faggots will never stop shitposting all day about a dime-a-dozen trap when there are thousands upon thousands of better/equal quality pics all over the Internet Anonymous
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>>23189227 they dont play pokemon though
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>>23189214 Who are the other cases?
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>>23189227 we don't interact with those camwhores on a day to day basis
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>>23189215 >he doesn't want more Haru boipussi >>23189227 It's different when you also like talking to them. It changes thirst into a Gobi Desert of the throat which only boipussy can quench.
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We should set up like a teamspeak or take one over or some shit. I'm just saiyan.
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ok, all databases updated to OR/AS, now i will get the new animations and fix the set anon requested last thread. Will be fucking with tiers later.
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>>23189215 Why can't America just make tripfaggotry punishable by death so we can just enjoy the memes
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>>23189240 I would say yes, but then we might actually start being like a group of friends instead of dank memesters, and no one wants that.
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>>23189235 >on a day to day basis yes you do fag
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someone help me, i use to love memeing with you guys but then it got a little boring so i decided to take a one month break but now im back and its even more uninteresting, wat do?
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>>23189270 I don't interact with anyone besides showderp on a day to day basis. Who are these other qt traps I supposedly know?
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>>23189274 Me, please notice me.
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>>23189279 where are the pics
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>>23189287 wow a real amine
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>>23189287 you're okay, i guess
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>>23189287 I'm sure trap lovers are just closet heterosexuals
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>>23189314 You can't just say that about people, man. That's fuckin' disrespectful, to the point that one might even say "rood."
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>>23189402 its over you can go home now
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>>23189402 it died fighting
for cancer
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Showdown dies again. Thanks Zarel!
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>>23189421 >Couldn't connect to server! >>23189425 :\
>>23189430 I don't speak BR
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>>23189438 tfw I'm apart of that league
tfw they bother me whenever they see me on main because I don't show up ever
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>two battles open wut
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Superior combo, imo tbh fyi irl
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Anyone else never getting adult turtle drops in Arlong's Elite dungeon? It's either: A small turtle (90% of the time) Chuu, Kuroobi etc. if it isn't a small turtle I've literally only had 1 adult turtle drop
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>>23189464 I really need to give these files the proper names.
P.S.This is a Furfrou and this post is Pokemon-related, Hot Pockets man.
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>just found out I was being cucked Hold me showderp it hurts too much inside.
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Next team should be gen 4 ou y/n
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>>23189479 I would have a conversation with you about it if I wasn't locked on Showdown and busy building up to dog dick on 4chan.
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>>23189479 I recently also got to know that feel, it will get better
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>>23189479 that's why you keep your mana
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>>23189479 I was just thinking about it, and it's not like you knowingly stayed with this person after you found out that the cheating happened, right? You're not living the full cuck experience until that happens. It's probably not much consolation. Fuck that whore though, life's too short to worry about unfaithful fucks.
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>>23189479 Just find a new girl. Its not like this isn't an easy problem to fix
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>>23189515 I don't know if it's as much about the partner as the fact that said partner perceived someone else as being a more viable person to fuck while engaged in a relationship. In theory it's not a big deal, but I can see why it would tear someone apart temporarily.
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>>23189520 Hypergamy in females is nothing new, that's just how they are. inb4 some fedora pic, females looking for the best male to breed with is literally a part of evolution
Knowing this, its useless to get upset over it. Don't get mad at women for finding someone better, just focus on improving yourself to become that someone whos better
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>>23189533 surely not all women are like that, right?
...right?
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>>23189539 Some study came out fairly recently about some percentage of people being (genetically I think?) predisposed to cheat. The rest of people are generally pretty faithful. It's just hard to tell the difference.
Never be with anyone who you know cheated at some point, because they will probably cheat on you.
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>>23189539 Beaches and shores, bro.
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specs bonsly with only special attacks
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conk with focus punch and counter as its only moves named donk master only two moves. I dont get why every champ is a moron and adds shit to this. two moves. focus punch and counter. name it donk master. thats it
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if same champ: donnel budew if new champ: cosmic bune (Lopunny) @ Lopunnite Ability: Limber EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD Impish Nature - Cosmic Power - Substitute - Power-Up Punch - Baton Pass replace with lefties if there is already a non-shit mega
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Lilligant (F) @ Lum Berry/Meadow Plate/Normal Gem Ability: Own Tempo EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature - Quiver Dance - Sleep Powder - Petal Dance - Nature Power
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>>23189533 >Don't get mad at women for finding someone better, just focus on improving yourself to become that someone whos better Sound advice. But you have to make sure that you are improving yourself for your own sake, not to win her back.
(also checked)
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>>23189539 yes
they all are
every last one
there's only one solution anon
you must turn gay
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>>23189571 black sludge as item
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>>23189567 my small hors is a set on memebasemon
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>>23189571 you can change anything you want as long as it has only those two moves
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>>23189571 >stop complaining, faggot. Just be glad you're not getting a full specs buge team. Anonymous
>>23189577 Accidental meme arrow, friends. Forgive my idiocy.
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>>23189577 >I don't know how to use meme arrows :^) Anonymous
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>>23189569 I would never ;___;
>>23189533 It's one thing to find the best male or whatever, and I understand that completely, but at least have the fucking common courtesy to break up with someone before you click genitals with another person, unless of course that's part of a mutually agreed sexual routine.
Anonymous
>>23189539 Sorry m8, but that's just the way they're wired. You can't blame a woman for moving to someone better just like how you can't blame a dog for what it does.
This isn't a big problem to deal with though. You'll be fine as long as you focus on improving yourself and being the best you can be.
>>23189565 Absolutely. Too many people put everything on the other person in a relationship, but as narcissistic as it may sound, you gotta love yourself the most.
Anonymous
That Max guy from the rp room is PMing me He still thinks I'm a girl He's still hitting on me
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>>23189594 get his pics and then cuck him
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>>23189599 I hadn't refreshed the page you stupid cunt, how does one accidentally meme arrow? retard
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>>23189589 So basically just fuck women and let go?
Got it.
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>>23189612 Pretty much, along with never getting married under any circumstance
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underwhelming mega is a pedo
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>>23189633 >implying there's something wrong with that !Jdhh3mZbOc
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A pokemon named after any book you like. The pokemon must fit the theme of the book in a discernable way. If you can't/don't want to meet these requirements, use this: Five Bullets (Scizor) @ Assault Vest Ability: Technician EVs: 104 HP / 252 Atk / 152 Spe Adamant Nature - Baton Pass - Swords Dance - Agility - Defog
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Boom Boom 2.5 if odd Boostan Roostan if even Snips if dubs
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>>23189589 But my pure maiden just for me and me alone...!
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>>23189663 >>23189673 god damn it you dumb fucking bird
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why is dyxia such a faggot? i don't think i've ever seen him be nice to a single champ
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>>23189690 he's never mean to me :3
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>>23189690 because he's an attention whore. just ignore him
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>>23189690 he's nice to me :3
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>>23189690 hes only tsundere
hes very obedient in PMs :3
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>>23189695 >>23189697 that's weird as fuck
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>>23189690 No clue
I can't wait for the day he champs so we can all watch him get btfo
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>>23189707 dyxia champs all the fucking time you dip
he's
alright but not nearly good enough to talk all the shit he does !rpSCQoEyqU
looks like servers are dead again
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A-fucking-gain? Really Zarel?
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>>23189719 neat, is real champ still building?
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literally down
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>>23189721 probably, I don't know
am not his babysitter
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thanks zarel why does this keep happening?
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Z A R E L A R E L R E L E L L
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>>23189723 it was just a general question sorry
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>>23189725 Max was so thirsty he tried to drink the server
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>>23189731 it's always furfag time ;)
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>>23189750 post more cute and lewd boys
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Have a gander at these
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>>23189677 champ please say something so I know you're alive
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>>23189750 friends help give each other handjobs :^)
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Hey guys I'm new Who is this Zarel person and why are you so rude about him/her?
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HE WHO CANNOT CODE
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>>23189770 Zarel is the guy that runs Showdown. He can't code and his servers are literally toasters.
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>>23189773 someone get this hothead out of here!
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>>23189773 the guy has nice tits
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>>23189790 age is just a number anon
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>>23189758 >my post stays up lel
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servers up, champ is kill so claiming memes please
jimml !!0cGjedNdnst
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Gardevoir @ Gardevoirite Ability: Trace EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Wish - Protect - Future Sight - Hyper Voice
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>>23189666 also check those sick trips
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shiny roselia
>>23189817 thank you so much anon
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>>23189822 what meme is this?
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>>23189833 check the memebase you fucking faggot holy HECK
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>>23189833 level 1 rhyperior with focus sash, hail, endeavor, and ice shard
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>>23189809 sexual intercourse !u7YPuTRP92
>>23189836 i did
which hoge you silly anon
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>>23189840 >meme made two weeks ago >NEODERP PLEASE LEAVE forty
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>>23189843 any one you want
make sure it's level one though of course
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mega !!tS/68Xbd5PY
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>>23189878 I keep seeing this gif. Who is that?
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>>23190028 Please take what? A shit?
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>>23190045 15 minutes so a shit will do
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we got a win so new team
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Gyarados @ Leftovers Ability: Intimidate EVs: 20 HP / 252 Atk / 188 Spe Adamant Nature - Dragon Dance - Waterfall - Bounce - Taunt enjoy your win button champ
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lol pepe soo dank xddd (Latias) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Levitate Shiny: Yes Level: 99 EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe IVs: 30 HP / 30 Def / 30 SpD Impish Nature - Heal Pulse - Heal Pulse - Heal Pulse - Heal Pulse
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Mama Roach (Lopunny-Mega) (F) @ Lopunnite Ability: Scrappy Shiny: Yes EVs: 32 HP / 252 Atk / 224 Spe Adamant Nature - Fake Out - Last Resort
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shreckle with power trick
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>>23190082 >>23190085 epic.......nice........damn....
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crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal fear is how i fall confusing what is real
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>>23190160 not as deep as all the scars life left me
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>>23190175 of course friend
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>>23190169 are they crawling in your skin?
will those wound not heal?
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>>23189690 he's just vonvik in disguise
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>>23190182 *wounds
jesus christ
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>>23190187 >only the head nice touch
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>>23190183 nah im a faggot on my own right
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Haru, get more likes by postng bits from this thread
>>23189717 !u7YPuTRP92
Showderp birthday is coming
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>>23190264 what's going to be done
champ tourney?
please say yes Anonymous
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same champ: specs caterpie new champ: anything you want
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ais !9hMIJ/RrT6
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jimml !!0cGjedNdnst
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me or Shiki (Weavile) (M) @ Razor Claw Ability: Pressure Happiness: 0 EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Swords Dance - Feint - Night Slash - Fury Cutter
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Octillery with Soak, Energy Ball and Octazooka
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ais !9hMIJ/RrT6
>>23190344 here ya go:
YOU CAN'T SEE ME (Froslass) (F) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Snow Cloak
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Hail
- Confuse Ray
- Thunder Wave
- Double Team
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>>23190482 figuratively kek
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early champ call i gtg after this ebin match new champ
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something phallic
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something cute like budew
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meme destroyer
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shreckle, but not the sleep talk variety
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>>23190533 the professional mememeister recommends this:
Shrekle (Shuckle) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 HP / 32 Atk / 224 Spe
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 SpA
- Power Trick
- Rest
- Acupressure
- Rollout
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Sometimes I think about doxing the cutest champs, going to their house while they're playing Showderp, and sneaking up behind them with a chloroform rag and then assaulting them with my huge throbbing memes . :^)
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>>23190549 >cutest champs who Anonymous
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>>23190555 me, duh
also nice trips
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Champ is kill, give me memes
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>>23190608 15 minutes friend