I once dreamt that i was getting fucked by a Skarmory. But it didn't feel like a dream, it was like i could feel Skarmory's big metallic bird cock penetrating in my anus. I didn't moan, i just kept there getting fucked by Skarmory while he was screeching, cawing and making that weird sound that emus do. That's weird because i'm about 40 centimeters taller than Skarmory and i could just beat the shit out of it if i wanted.
Now every time i see a Skarmory i get hard as fuck. And that's the only fictional character that i got a boner to ever.