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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:21:32 No.23196120 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23196134 >>23196139 >>23196169 >>23196212 >>23196250 >>23196264 >>23196452 >>23196490 >>23197427 >>23197815

>tfw your gf finds your pokeporn collection
It was really hidden away too, she knows I fap to pokemon now. Has this happened to you guys before?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:22:54 No.23196134 Report

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>>23196120
>Hey, anon told a lie on the internet! Let's all point and laugh at his misery!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:24:08 No.23196138 Report

Quoted By: >>23196154

No, because I don't have a girlfriend that feels the need to search through my belongings.

No seriously, if it was hidden away, it's her fault for going looking. Don't blame yourself for this shit.

I don't care if it's embarrassing - you need to tell her ass that the next time she snoops through your belongings, you're gonna drop her ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:24:16 No.23196139 Report

Quoted By: >>23196143

>>23196120
Just once when my gf found my hidden collection of E P I C memes ftw, OMFG

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:25:18 No.23196143 Report

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>>23196139
So dankly euphoric, m8
I r8 8/8, would masturb8 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:26:13 No.23196147 Report

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I don't have a girlfriend, and she found my pokeporn collection somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:27:46 No.23196154 Report

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>>23196138
You could have stopped at "I don't have a girlfriend" and I would believe you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:27:48 No.23196155 Report

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>having a gf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:30:01 No.23196169 Report

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>>23196120

>gf

Nice fiction

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:30:40 No.23196180 Report

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>2015
>Still keeping porn on in a folder.

It's not 1998 dude. You literally have any fetish you can think of at the tips of your fingers, and thanks to incognito the average person will never find out.

This is the new millenium equivalent to leaving the porn tape in the VCR. You failed to plan, you deserve it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:34:16 No.23196212 Report

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>>23196120
Samefagging, but since you're already fucked, you could just ask her to dress up in cosplay for you.

It could be the end of your relationship or the realization of your fantasies, but it would make for a helluva story for the both of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:35:09 No.23196218 Report

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>op has a girlfriend
>still needs pokemonz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:39:26 No.23196250 Report

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>>23196120
>not having a gf/bf who's a deviant like you

Literally git gud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:41:19 No.23196262 Report

Quoted By: >>23196353

> be on an Estonian Accountancy imageboard
> claiming to have a girlfriend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:41:38 No.23196264 Report

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>>23196120
You could at least have fapped to the PokéGirls, but it sounds like you fap to the actual mons themselves, meaning you're a furshit, meaning that she should leave your ass so you can go back to fucking your Lucario plush every night.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:45:36 No.23196282 Report

Quoted By: >>23196516

>tfw im a grill

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:52:28 No.23196323 Report

Quoted By: >>23196340

>>23196250
>implying you have a gf/bf who's a sick twisted deviant scum

Do you tip your fedora at us, sir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:55:14 No.23196340 Report

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>>23196323
I actually do. _He was what got me into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:57:48 No.23196353 Report

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>>23196262
>Be on a Thai bread enthusiast forum
>Complaining about made up stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 22:59:03 No.23196360 Report

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>>23196340
Post tits

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:02:03 No.23196375 Report

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I can only pray no one finds my pokeporn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:08:31 No.23196424 Report

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See if she's down to yiff as your favorite pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:09:01 No.23196431 Report

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>>23196360
I don't wanna get b&.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:10:22 No.23196438 Report

Quoted By: >>23196481 >>23196496

>>23196431
Just imgur it or something then

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:12:03 No.23196452 Report

Quoted By: >>23196577

>>23196120
>Fapping to fictional creatures in a kid's series
>When you have a girlfriend

Fuck man...I don't wanna be shitty, but you kinda asked for this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:14:42 No.23196464 Report

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>>23196360

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:17:17 No.23196481 Report

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>>23196438
Rule 16 of the internet: There are no girls on the internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:18:00 No.23196490 Report

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>>23196120
>not saving this stuff saved in a private Photobucket/Dropbox account

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:18:52 No.23196496 Report

Quoted By: >>23196952 >>23197258 >>23197356

>>23196438
http://imgur.com/lIN9RjB

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:20:01 No.23196502 Report

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>>23196490
Some of us have very slow internet, to the point where uploading stuff to dropbox is a lot slower than just copying it to a flash drive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:20:31 No.23196504 Report

Quoted By: >>23197457

Obviously I don't have a gf/bf, but I do wonder what it would be like if a gf/bf found out. I have a friend who knows and is cool with it, and my family knows and doesn't care. I'm really lucky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:21:59 No.23196516 Report

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>>23196282
LONDON
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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:23:09 No.23196534 Report

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>23196120
Was this saved on your hard drive, or was it stored on an SD card or flash drive?

If it was on your hard drive, then dumb move, OP, and if it was removable storage, then why did she have your personal storage medium?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:24:58 No.23196551 Report

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>gf has a degree in CS
>does Hackathons for fun
>I know fuck all about computers
She's not allowed to use my laptop without supervision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Apr 2015 23:27:51 No.23196577 Report

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>>23196452
>Not saving it to a hidden flash drive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 00:22:56 No.23196952 Report

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>>23196496
cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 01:02:27 No.23197258 Report

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>>23196496
show ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 01:04:25 No.23197286 Report

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Can you show us some of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 01:10:49 No.23197356 Report

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>>23196496
9/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 01:16:52 No.23197401 Report

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>2k16-1+0.33
>Not being close enough to your gf to tell her about what's in your porn folder
I-Implying I have a gf ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 01:21:15 No.23197427 Report

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>>23196120
>Has this happened to you guys before?
Having a girlfriend? No

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 01:25:26 No.23197457 Report

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>>23196504

Your family knows you get off to cartoon animals? That must be really awkward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 01:27:10 No.23197472 Report

Quoted By: >>23197488 >>23197700

I can't stand furshit/bestiality, I would literally dump someone the second I found out they jerked off to Pokemon or any other fictional creature. Consider yourself lucky she didn't break up OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 01:30:07 No.23197488 Report

Quoted By: >>23197516

>>23197472
Then why are you on this board? Ill admit I hate furfaggotry as well but can still get off to Pokemon, however, only if they are not anthropomorphized further than their original design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 01:33:45 No.23197516 Report

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>>23197488

I wasn't aware liking Pokemon games meant I was supposed to be sexually attracted to the creatures. How silly of me!

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Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 01:59:22 No.23197700 Report

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>>23197472
>2015
>still thinking fapping to fictional creatures is a big deal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 02:07:47 No.23197783 Report

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>>23197516
Why not take your appreciation to the next level?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Apr 2015 02:12:47 No.23197815 Report

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>>23196120
Why didnt you password protect it you dumbass

She probably telling alot of people right now

Lol at the butthurt neckbeards believing its impossible for a guy to have a girlfriend.

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