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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2015 02:47:56 No.23219127 View View Reply Original Report

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Alright. Generate a random Pokemon.

Got it? Good!

This pokemon made you breakfast and wants to surprise you with it

What would it serve you and how?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2015 02:50:35 No.23219136 Report

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Cryagonal forgot to defrost the vegetables.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2015 02:50:56 No.23219138 Report

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Burlesque and would serve me a ham sandwich on a silver platter with his little vines

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2015 02:53:55 No.23219153 Report

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>geodude

Oh golly, those are some tasty looking boulders! You even garnished them with pebbles!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2015 03:12:34 No.23219228 Report

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Awkwardly adorable!
I'm guessing Carnivine would bite me awake.
I'm also guessing it could make a mean empanada, disregarding its baking aptitude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2015 03:20:07 No.23219278 Report

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>>23219127
Grimer

It would make cereal but parts of its body would slough off into the bowl. It would slowly crawl up on to my bed and put the cold bowl on my chest. I would instinctively turn over spilling the cereal. The bedsheet would be covered in grimer muk and cereal.

The next night, I lock the bedroom door so this doesn't happen again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2015 07:59:44 No.23220566 Report

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Thanks for bringing an empty tray, Munchlax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Apr 2015 10:11:33 No.23220854 Report

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>Dusclops
He would appear from under my bed and phasing through my body with some fried eggs and bacon, not realizing he just scared the living crap out of me.

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