>>23222904Fossil Pokemon. The Fedora Maniac NPC loves all the fossils because in his mind, they shit on creation myths and embody science. The Fedora Maniac also uses them to say "Pfft, we can do it too." in response to Jesus being resurrected.
Kabutops was the best choice among the fossils because
>Swift Swim activates>Kabutops practically teleports behind you>Night SlashHeh, nothing personal kid.