Okay guys there have been faggots lingering on this pathetic board saying X and Y are the highest point of Pokemon. Here I'm going to prove them all wrong by listing seven, well thought out points that show just how putrid, vile, and disgustingly abysmal these games really are.

1. The new rivals. In the first two generations, Blue and Silver acted like a serious threat to your main character, and were usually one step ahead of you, what with getting HMs you need like cut or defeating Gym leaders before you do. Even in Gen 3 through 5 your rivals were at least trying to be challenging, no matter how sickeningly nice they were. But here? Forget about it, they're fucking dweebs. One is a b*tch who wants your d, a fat guy who likes to dance and twerk, a nerdy kid who I can't even tell is a girl or a boy, and finally a whore/faggot who is always one step behind your player character and throws a hissy, childish fit whenever she/he is defeated. Disgraceful...

2. The gym leaders. Past generations had memorable characters who usually always brag about their Pokemon and maybe even call you a wimpy kid. Gen 6 however has a dumbass photographer who always spouts out "Fantastic!" like a twat, black dude that was only added to avoid racism, another fucking fighting type specialist who gives you her fucking Lucario because furry pandering as well as being a target of Rule 34, a pedophile gardener, a nerdy engineer kid, an adult with the mindset of a toddler because she wants to become a Pokemon herself, a horrifying racist fortune teller and faggot ass elder who isn't wearing a winter jacket. Good god this makes me puke. And to top it all off, none of them have a full team of six Pokemon!! WHAT THE FUCK GAMEFREAK?!?!

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