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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 19:27:52 No.23256681 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23256708 >>23256714 >>23257193 >>23257225 >>23257283 >>23257289 >>23257625 >>23261461 >>23261624 >>23263625

>Children are the main audience of Pokémon games
>Newest Pokémon games are easier because the lastest generation of children are mentally disable by the smartphones
>You're the parents of the next childrens generation

What would you do to revert the actual situation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 19:30:18 No.23256695 Report

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>be op's parents
>get an abortion

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 19:35:50 No.23256708 Report

Quoted By: >>23257231 >>23261624 >>23261638 >>23261725 >>23262045 >>23263441

>>23256681
Don't look at me, I wouldn't have let them play around with such junk to begin with. Yeah, screw you, education and modern society. I wouldn't let anyone near a computer until they were at least a teenager and I knew they would behave. (same as with a phone) It was a colossal mistake to let kids handle such things, even just for gaming. You need the Internet? Balderdash, we didn't have the Internet and it worked out fine. I guarantee you will actually learn something instead of just Googling it and forgetting it ten seconds later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 19:37:21 No.23256714 Report

Quoted By: >>23256767 >>23257234

>>23256681
>Most of the people on this board will never have kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 19:47:27 No.23256767 Report

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>>23256714
Thank you, Darwin. We don't need to propagate this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 20:55:02 No.23257163 Report

Quoted By: >>23257252

>you want the new game, finish the first 4 generations

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:00:59 No.23257193 Report

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>>23256681
>having kids
FUCKING NORMIES
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14YEIMOxesd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:12:42 No.23257225 Report

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>>23256681
Make sure I'm holding a Destiny Knot when breeding?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:14:09 No.23257231 Report

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>>23256708
>Balderdash
so how's life in a hospice treating you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:14:46 No.23257234 Report

Quoted By: >>23257406

>>23256714
I think you mean site

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:18:30 No.23257252 Report

Quoted By: >>23257278

>>23257163
This exactly, I will have my kids play them in order if they want to play them and tell them I'll get them the next one as a reward for them playing the last one long enough. If possible I might have them play a hard mode emulator for the easier games just to fuck with them a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:22:38 No.23257278 Report

Quoted By: >>23262856

>>23257252
i'd rather just teach them how to play competitively

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:23:11 No.23257283 Report

Quoted By: >>23257333

>>23256681
Levels are capped to (10+badges x 10), Level 100 unlocks after Champion. No legendaries in the main story, the main plot concludes after the champ. Megas are unlocked in the post-game.

Gym leader/ E4 teams are randomized out of a pool large enough that looking shit up on the internet isn't reliable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:24:08 No.23257289 Report

Quoted By: >>23257303

>>23256681
>implying I'll have children
Every time I punish them I'll demand them to finish Super Metroid to make them leave the bedroom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:27:54 No.23257303 Report

Quoted By: >>23257316 >>23257327

>>23257289

How is playing a good game a punishment?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:30:22 No.23257316 Report

Quoted By: >>23257329

>>23257303
I hope they acquire the taste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:33:32 No.23257327 Report

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>>23257303
>Implying they'll enjoy it
Why isn't it a first person shooter?
The graphics, sound, controller and gameplay suck!
Where's the DLC?
Is there no option to buy every power up from the start?
What's the cheat code to skip to the final level?
How do I get onto Online Multiplayer?
Why is Master Chief orange?
Ugh this game is longer than 5 minutes, who in their right mind would play it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:33:44 No.23257329 Report

Quoted By: >>23257604

>>23257316

>making kids associate good games with being punished

you'll make it worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:34:46 No.23257332 Report

Quoted By: >>23257340 >>23257364

I've been trying to find a gf fr over fifteen years now. At my age, all the women already have kids from their previous relationships, and I'm kind of too old to make another kid already.

On topic, there is nothing I could do, and it seems like it is more boys are diagnosed with brain problems (autism) than girls for some strange reason, but the best way to do something about is make them play video games where they won't be picked on in school, because even playing Pokemon at the appropriate age still gets you bullied (from what I've seen/heard)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:35:13 No.23257333 Report

Quoted By: >>23257384

>>23257283
You do realize that by this math, your opponents reach L:100 by the time you reach L:9. Unless you don't know how order of operations work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:37:06 No.23257340 Report

Quoted By: >>23257631

>>23257332

How old are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:41:48 No.23257364 Report

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>>23257332
Don't be discouraged, my father had me when he was 45.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:45:38 No.23257384 Report

Quoted By: >>23257454

>>23257333
Is this bait?
Game starts
10+0*10 = 10
get first badge
10+1*10 = 20

and so on

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:51:16 No.23257406 Report

Quoted By: >>23257460

>>23257234
nah, there are boards full of normies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:57:57 No.23257454 Report

Quoted By: >>23257479

>>23257384
No. Order of operations is important. Use parenthesis, like this; LC=(10+Badges)x10. Multiplication is calculated before addition. Is this not common knowledge?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 21:58:46 No.23257460 Report

Quoted By: >>23257574

>>23257406
>unironically using normie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 22:01:32 No.23257479 Report

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>>23257454
No, he was doing it right. What you are doing would make the game start at L:100 and go above it from that point forward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 22:22:50 No.23257574 Report

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>>23257460
normie detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 22:30:08 No.23257604 Report

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>>23257329
>Have them play jekle&hyde on NES

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 22:35:48 No.23257625 Report

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>>23256681
I won't care. If my kid even likes vidya and what their taste is up to them. I'm not going to buy junky games for them, but I'm not going to force shit on them.

My dad forced all his old 60s music on me, and it didn't make me have the music taste he wanted, it's pointless to do it to a kid. After all, kids don't have to be very old to start going through the "anything dad/mom thinks is cool is the lamest shit possible" phase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 22:36:57 No.23257631 Report

Quoted By: >>23257640

>>23257340
I was a freshman in college when Pokemon Red/Blue came out in America.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Apr 2015 22:39:18 No.23257640 Report

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>>23257631
So like 34-38 years old?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 12:58:33 No.23261461 Report

Quoted By: >>23261631

>>23256681
Get animations back to 30 fps max
Make a continuity from previous gen's story
Add a perk to shiny as flawless Iv all round
Have ordinary Pokemon as 4 31 iv spreads max
Bring back the poke ball evasion rate from genwun
Let wild Pokemon actually flee at times

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 13:53:30 No.23261624 Report

Quoted By: >>23261638

>>23256681
>all these fags suggesting gameplay changes and missing the point of the question
Loooks like it's too late already

>>23256708
I'm with this anon. Hopefuly, if I happen to get kids they won't give in peer pressure too much for that kind of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 14:02:17 No.23261631 Report

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>>23261461
Every single one of your proposed changes is an awful idea. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 14:04:57 No.23261638 Report

Quoted By: >>23261653 >>23261712

>>23256708
>>23261624

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 14:07:53 No.23261647 Report

Quoted By: >>23261712

Actually teach the kid shit outside of school. Parents these days aren't being active enough in their children's education. They put too much faith in the public school system, which is fucking retarded. It's a parent's responsibility to work to unlock a child's true potential. Every child is a malleable, impressionable blank slate just waiting to be molded into a future scientist (or pokemon master).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 14:09:03 No.23261653 Report

Quoted By: >>23261712 >>23261720

>>23261638
THE INVENTION OF THE PRINTING PRESS IS TEARING THIS COUNTRY APART

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 14:39:29 No.23261712 Report

Quoted By: >>23261731

>>23261638
>>23261653
It's always been a concern but for some reason nowadays technology is actually getting a little too much in the way of "social interaction".

I'm not the kind of fag who wants everyone to go around saying hello to everyone on the streets because that's just silly and an exaggeration. But when you see your own father and brother sticking to their smartphones during lunch or dinner when it never used to be like that you know something's happening. And not only in my house, I've been visiting relatives and friends and it's the same shit everywhere. I've seen kids getting excited to go playing to the park so that's something cool. That's how things are now and anyone is in their own right to not like it and complain on the internet.

>>23261647
This. I've seen people expecting school to teach their kids manners and that kind of stuff like, holy shit that's not what school is for. And then they wonder why the little cunts run around smearing shit in the walls with their hands (this actually happened).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 14:42:51 No.23261720 Report

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>>23261653
The printing press?! Have you seen that new fangled contraption called a lightbulb?!

I can't believe someone would take out the hard work of lighting a good candle and fire to provide a source of colonial light, for shame.

Anonymouse

Anonymouse Fri 17 Apr 2015 14:44:09 No.23261725 Report

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>>23256708
This.

/thread

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 14:46:18 No.23261728 Report

Quoted By: >>23262020

Other people are awful. The only time I bothered talking to anyone was when XY/ORAS came out and we all battled in Pokemon. Otherwise, I'd just do all the work in team assignments and stuff like that.

/vp/'s different. You all aren't people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 14:48:08 No.23261731 Report

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>>23261712
This. People don't even want to go talk in person these days thanks to cell phones, they just want to text away and act like that's any form of real human interaction. Hell people with landline phones back in the early 00s and 90s at least still went outside and talked to people.

Only time I see people interact is when they're all drunk at a party.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 14:56:04 No.23261752 Report

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>>23261725
>This.
>/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 16:00:31 No.23262020 Report

Quoted By: >>23262043

>>23261728

Despite all of the self-loathing memes, it's a sad fact that the average anon is still smarter than most people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 16:11:21 No.23262043 Report

Quoted By: >>23262833

>>23262020
speak for yourself, if we were smarter than most people, we wouldn't be here right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 16:12:42 No.23262045 Report

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>>23256708
I'll be glad the day you have kids and they hate you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 16:18:08 No.23262058 Report

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By having them play a good game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 19:15:22 No.23262833 Report

Quoted By: >>23263462

>>23262043
We might have better tools but we have no idea how to use it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 19:18:34 No.23262856 Report

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>>23257278
Pokemon is a shit tier competitive game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 21:49:28 No.23263441 Report

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>>23256708

As extreme as that sounds, I agree. I played a lot of video games growing up, but I didn't have internet til I was like, 14, and me and my friends plainly and simple figured stuff out on our own. Technology is nice to have around, but the smartphone generation is terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 21:53:25 No.23263462 Report

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>>23262833
i get the meaning, but what i said still rings true

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 21:54:52 No.23263470 Report

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ITT: Generalizations

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 21:58:44 No.23263490 Report

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It's true.

Old video games used to be a lot harder than RBY.
Still, it's not like RBY/GSC are "hard."
I beat Yellow using only Pikachu and Blue with only Blastoise.
I was so stupid I played through both games without knowing how to catch a Pokemon.

If you want difficulty, play a Nuzlocke or a ROMhack, or Nuzlocke a ROMhack.

At the same time, XY/ORAS are a fucking joke, difficulty-wise, compared to BW/B2W2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 22:23:34 No.23263625 Report

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>>23256681
I don't like this "new pokemon games are easier" meme.
The games have always been easy, they just seem harder when you play them as a kid.

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