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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 18:12:23 No.23262493 View View Reply Original Report

Listen up you meme loving fucks. We're gonna play a game. Since all you nerds do is spam old shitty forced memes, you might as well get some new material.

>Generate a random Pokemon
>Write a copypasta about it
>Best copypasta earns points that don't matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 18:17:56 No.23262523 Report

Quoted By: >>23262549

I'm tired of non-sequitur comedy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 18:22:15 No.23262549 Report

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>>23262523
I will pray for you.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 18:30:45 No.23262589 Report

Quoted By: >>23262653 >>23267417

Hey guys, my Charmander was golden, not red. Is this a glitch? I restarted my game and got a proper Charmander this time but I just want to know if anyone else has experienced this.

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 18:40:37 No.23262653 Report

Quoted By: >>23267417

>>23262589
good one but its comedic value is lost because its in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 19:00:15 No.23262737 Report

Quoted By: >>23265702

Who was Phione??

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Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 19:02:05 No.23262744 Report

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>>23262493

klinklang is xemale only

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Apr 2015 19:04:59 No.23262756 Report

Quoted By: >>23268499

does anyone have any art of gorebyss? preferably laying an egg or a new camperl shell and looking embarassed. just curious haha :) does anyone have any gorebyss laying eggs looking embarrased. haha just for fun (:

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 04:48:38 No.23265614 Report

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Xatu is 2 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 05:03:46 No.23265702 Report

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>>23262737
I hardly knew her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 10:11:21 No.23266743 Report

Quoted By: >>23266747 >>23266756 >>23267188 >>23267214 >>23267223 >>23267254

Let me tell you. I love Tangrowth, I know the evolutions to the gen 4 evolutions is disliked by a lot of people and I realise that you Tangela lovers might not really like Tangrowth. But let me at least try to convince you why I love Tangrowth. It's quite an unusual reason and I bet you haven't heard the argument before.

Now the first thing I'll do when I start a new game is to cheat myself a Tangela that already knows Ancientpower this way I'll get to enjoy Tangrowth through the entire game. I usually only catch HM slaves after this. I pretty much never play anything before gen 4 unless it's a romhack that includes Tangrowth.

Now I usually play about the same way every time. I don't play for longer than maybe 15-30 minutes at a time, I'm sure you'll understand why later. I'll usually just run from wild battles since they're kinda anti-climatic. But as soon as I meet a trainer I'll start my regime. I'll start imagining that I'm whatever Pokémon I'm battling and that every move Tangrowth uses is some kind of sexual attack. I love to imagine being raped by Tangrowth. As soon as the battle starts I'll start getting hard. However I do not allow any touching until Tangrowth has used his first move. For example, if he uses Power Whip I'll put a plastic dildo I own up my ass, pretending that it's Tangrowth fucking me and that I'm whatever I'm battling. Being raped by Tangrowth is the greatest feeling I've ever felt. I usually don't clean up before any more since the shit getting on my fingers/dildo really turns me on because it feels more real, like I'm actually getting raped all out of a sudden by a Tangrowth.

I'll usually cum 2-4 Pokémon in. The Gym Leaders/Rival/Elite 4 is by far the best ones since I can really imagine the humiliation of being a really strong Pokémon belonging to a really strong trainer and getting raped by a tangrowth.

I hope this has changed your perception of Tangrowth. Remember to not hate a Pokémon before you tried it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 10:13:10 No.23266747 Report

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>>23266743
What the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 10:15:33 No.23266756 Report

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>>23266743
You win.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:08:45 No.23267188 Report

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>>23266743

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:18:02 No.23267214 Report

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>>23266743

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:22:18 No.23267223 Report

Quoted By: >>23267260

>>23266743
That's nice but I don't see many applications for the pasta, which are actually the reason why pastas are made in the first place.

7/10

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:27:07 No.23267254 Report

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>>23266743

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:28:08 No.23267260 Report

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>>23267223
Any time someone posts why/how they dislike the gen 4 evos.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:28:46 No.23267265 Report

Quoted By: >>23267271 >>23267398

If any of you have ever read a Pokédex entry about Shedinja you would know that Shedinja will suck in the soul of anybody that looks into its butthole. This is my fetish because I have a fetish for soul sucking buttholes. I like to imagine peaking into its butthole and imagining my soul being sucked up into its butthole. I wish it was more than imagining and was instead real because I want my soul to be sucked into Shedinjas butthole because it would feel really good. This would probably be a good time to get to see if they have to go. Or the best way for my soul to be inside Shedinjas butthole is if I push my butthole against my Shedinjas butthole and poop a bit into its butthole so that my poop gets sucked with me into Shedinjas butthole so my soul is sucked into the poop mixing with Shedinjas poop inside Shedinjas butthole. The only way you want me, and I have to go to a few days of absolute best to get to know if I had a go at the same as a friend who s butthole was also inside Shedinjas butthole with me inside the house of Shedinjas butthole the same time. A other than the other side, but it would take to make a great time the best way to get the best of Shedinjas soul sucking butthole.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:30:14 No.23267271 Report

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>>23267265
4/10 too much use of the word butthole.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:37:35 No.23267301 Report

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Tropius is the best Pokémon because the only one who can make your life jumping and I am going out with you, I will not keep your head mother, is that which would never alter your piss the same guy it's a little time for trees and I am not a big difference between an hour or more of an individual or higher, but I wouldn't give up just yet. Other features a large number is on a regular seduce for this dude was a colossal the same as a pendulum in a way that the company is the only thing I can get the most of. I can see this. The first one to two weeks ago. The second to write you an email from Facebook.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:49:13 No.23267341 Report

Quoted By: >>23267345 >>23267354

PAY ATTENTION YOU AUTISTIC BUCKETS OF GOAT CHEESE
THIS IS FUCKING AMERICA
THIS IS FUCKING PATRIOTISM
THIS IS FUCKING LIBERTY
IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS FREE RISE UP AGAINST THE EVIL GAMEFREAK TERRORISTS AND STRIKE THEM DOWN
WE SHALL FLY IN ON THE WINGS OF OUR BRAVIARY
WE SHALL MUTILATE THEM WITH BISHARP
WE SHALL FUCK THEIR PATHETIC JAPANESE ANUSES WITH OUR REGIGANTIC LIBERATED COCKS
FUCK YOUR JAPANESE ECONOMY
WE SHALL NOT STOP UNTIL POKEMON IS FREE FOR ALL CUSTOMERS
WE SHALL NOT STOP UNTIL OUR COURAGEOUS AVIAN STEEDS HAVE HAD THEIR FILL OF JAPANESE INTESTINES
WE SHALL NOT STOP UNTIL FUCK YOU JAPAN
FUCKING AMERICA BITCHES

Pls no hate I'm not really racist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:51:27 No.23267345 Report

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>>23267341
>I'm not racist.
Fuck off back to Reddit then you nigger loving fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:52:10 No.23267350 Report

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Have you heard the story about the Chikorita? You never will.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:52:41 No.23267354 Report

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>>23267341

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:54:22 No.23267356 Report

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Swampert is not funny because he's big and dumb and slimy.

Swampert is NOT funny.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 13:57:02 No.23267365 Report

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I WANT TO PUNCH LATIAS HARD IN THE FACE AND MAKE HER CRY TEARS OUT OF HER BEAUTIFUL EYES

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 14:03:05 No.23267394 Report

Quoted By: >>23267418

I WANT TO RUB MY DICK IN ZANGOOSE'S FURRY ARMPITS. I WANT TO RUB MY DICK IN ZANGOOSE'S FURRY ARMPITS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 14:03:45 No.23267398 Report

Quoted By:

>>23267265
>not pooping back and forth forever in shedinjas butthole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 14:07:21 No.23267417 Report

Quoted By:

>>23262653
its comedic value was lost because it's literally a mudkip copypasta from somewhere else. "my Mudkip was purple, not blue. Is this a glitch?" fucking faggot even used the exact same words. Eat a dick, >>23262589 .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 14:07:28 No.23267418 Report

Quoted By: >>23267574

>>23267394
>I WANT TO DICK MY ZANGOOSE IN ARMPIT'S RUBBY FUR. I WANT TO DICK MY ZANGOOSE IN ARMPIT'S RUBBY FUR.
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 14:46:12 No.23267574 Report

Quoted By:

>>23267418
You killed it

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 17:59:01 No.23268499 Report

Quoted By:

>>23262756
>asking for a friend

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 18:14:46 No.23268604 Report

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>>23262493
>Be me
>Looking through dex entries to see if I can find anything interesting
>Come across this mon, Mudkip.
>"The mud fish pokemon"
>Implying Mudkip is a fish
Really?! He looks nothing like a fish. If anything, he looks like a prehistoric salamander. Anyway....
>I search for him on this place called Bulbapedia
>It has a logo resembling bulbasaur
>Guessing it's made by one guy who likes grass type starters
>I scroll down Mudkip's bulbapedia page and look at his biology section
>"Mudkip is a small amphibious quadruped Pokémon"
>Implying all fish are small and have legs
Am I the only one to realise this? I'm mean, yeah, you've got evolution but have you ever seen a blue prehistoric salamander with legs? Is there any evidence to prove that such things existed? Exactly.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 18:18:47 No.23268635 Report

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