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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 22:30:42 No.23270006 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>23270044 >>23270062 >>23270211 >>23270307 >>23270608

>you will never have a loving Fairy Tale Girl daughter to come home to after a hard day's work.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 22:37:00 No.23270044 Report

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>>23270006
>you will never have a creepy Hex Maniac bigger daughter to be ashamed after a hard day's work.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 22:38:16 No.23270050 Report

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>You will never know the feeling of coming back home after a hard day's work

Thanks daddy for being rich

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 22:40:54 No.23270057 Report

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>you will never have a talanted Picnicker daughter to come home to after a hard day's work
>you will never hear all the survival skills she learned while you were working to ensure she would never need to use them

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 22:40:59 No.23270058 Report

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>daughter
>not grandma

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 22:41:53 No.23270062 Report

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>>23270006
I might. Im only 20. I still have time for kids. A lot of time.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 22:47:05 No.23270082 Report

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>>23270062
>your daughter will never be as cute as a Fairy Tale Girl
>maybe you do not even have a girl
Why live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 22:49:17 No.23270097 Report

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>>23270082
Thats why we can adopt and kidnap. Loopholes for the ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 22:52:56 No.23270114 Report

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>>23270044
>You will never open her door without knocking first
>You will never see her doing spells
>You will never slam her door and feel awkward at dinner

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 23:08:11 No.23270211 Report

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>>23270006
>tfw your Fairy tale girl daughter will never try to seduce you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 23:20:59 No.23270288 Report

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>daughter
>not mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 23:22:37 No.23270300 Report

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>>23270288
>not both
I'm sure there's a way to make that biologically possible somehow.

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 23:24:30 No.23270307 Report

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>>23270006
>Be Karate King Kiyo
>working in Kalos, shifting rocks like a goddamn Machoke because I no longer have a gym and now have to put my incredible physical prowess, honed all mt life, to manual-fucking-labor
>Lost my gym to that magical cheating turbo-bitch Sabrina and her possessed armored foxes
>then lost to some kid
>also lost the respect of my peers
>gave the kid one of my beloved pokemon because I knew I could no longer afford to keep more than 1, he may as well have it
>saw him box it before beating Sabrina
>go home everyday raw-knuckled to my Bird-trainer wife
>never has sex with me cause "your hands are so rough..."
>even flinches from my hugs
>her Swellow hates me
>my Hitmon regularly hits it, the half-Normal asshole
>at least I have my beautiful daughter
>so creative, so full of joy and spirit
>I can see her not following my footsteps, doing something arty, though
>keeps going on about fairies, makes me chuckle
>year later, Fairy type discovered in the region
>huge news for ages, extensive testing done on their behavior and abilities
>already they're insanely popular, even just as pets. Most of my neighbors have one
>watching news report announcing newly discovered facts
>"...and Super Effective against, and resists, Fighting type-"
>fate just Rock Smashed my fucking heart
>"hey dad, can my friend stay over?"
>turn around, see my daughter in that cute princess outfit she got for her birthday
>clutching a Swirlix
>Bird-wife cackles from the kitchen
>mfw

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Anonymous Sat 18 Apr 2015 23:27:52 No.23270323 Report

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>>23270300
Time travel, son

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Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 00:06:46 No.23270538 Report

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>You will never have a qt daughter who wants you to bathe her as soon as you get home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 00:07:40 No.23270547 Report

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>>23270538
Why can't the lazy little shit do it herself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 00:09:22 No.23270553 Report

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>>23270547
'cuz that'd be no fun at all

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Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 00:10:00 No.23270559 Report

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>>23270547
Because you live in a harsh desert with constant water shortages and she can't be trusted to jude the correct amount of water to use so as not to waste it.

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Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 00:13:39 No.23270573 Report

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>>23270538
I would bath her in swimsuit

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Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 00:18:29 No.23270593 Report

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>>23270547
>be 4-6 years old
>you have to bath alone
>you are in the most silent room in the house
>your neck is covered by water
>you don't know the right amount of water, it's starts to leak
Bath is a nightmare for a kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 00:18:53 No.23270594 Report

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>>23270307

>Lost my gym to that magical cheating turbo-bitch Sabrina and her possessed armored foxes

Indigo League = Worst League. Who the fuck lets a gym leader get axed due to a natural type disadvantage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 00:21:28 No.23270608 Report

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>>23270006
>you will never have a video of her coming out of your wife's vagina, covered in blood, compleatly disgusting, but you have to keep it for some reason

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Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 02:23:48 No.23271253 Report

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>you will never be dominated by a fairy tale girl

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Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 03:12:52 No.23271491 Report

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>>23270547
You can save water if you take a bath together

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 10:51:00 No.23273071 Report

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>>23270594
They also give out badges to losers.

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Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 11:01:42 No.23273095 Report

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Wow, nice thread guys! Lets keep it up! ;-)

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Anonymous Sun 19 Apr 2015 13:30:39 No.23273499 Report

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>>23273095

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